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'''Gun control''' is a term used by [[liberal]]s when advocating [[unconstitutional]] laws designed to disarm<ref>Multiple references:
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*Adelmann, Bob (September 16, 2019). [https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/item/33419-beto-s-threat-to-confiscate-your-ar-15-your-ak-47-confirms-democrats-ultimate-goal-disarm-the-citizenry Beto’s Threat to Confiscate “Your AR-15, Your AK-47” Confirms Democrats’ Ultimate Goal: Disarm the Citizenry]. ''The New American''. Retrieved September 16, 2019.
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*Duke, Selwyn (September 17, 2019). [https://www.thenewamerican.com/reviews/opinion/item/33437-shocking-beto-admits-he-wants-to-outlaw-almost-all-guns Shocking! Beto Admits He Wants to Outlaw Almost All Guns]. ''The New American''. Retrieved September 17, 2019.</ref> people by restricting the lawful purchase, ownership, or carrying of [[gun]]s, under the guise of "public safety." Studies show that increasing lawful access to guns results in less crime,<ref>''Shall issue: the new wave of concealed handgun permit laws'', Cramer C and Kopel D. Golden CO: Independence Institute Issue Paper. October 17, 1994</ref> but, despite the fact that gun ownership is a Constitutional right, [[Leftist]]s push gun control because it increases the dependency of voters on government for protection while disarming citizens from any [[self-defense]] against violent crime or [[tyranny]] such as [[genocide]]. Supporters of gun control need only to look at leftist dictatorships such as [[Venezuela]].<ref>Hawkins, Awr (April 30, 2019). [https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/30/msnbc-venezuela-coverage-shows-why-u-s-founders-wanted-armed-citizenry/ MSNBC Venezuela Coverage Shows Why U.S. Founders Wanted Armed Citizenry]. ''Breitbart News''. Retrieved May 1, 2019.</ref><ref>Byas, Steve (May 1, 2019). [https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/item/32167-msnbc-reporter-s-remarks-illustrate-need-for-right-to-keep-and-bear-arms MSNBC Reporter’s Remarks Illustrate Need for Right to Keep and Bear Arms]. ''The New American''. Retrieved May 1, 2019.</ref>
  
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The political effect of gun control is to shift voters leftward, and hence gun control is pushed hard by the [[liberal media]] and [[leftist]] politicians.<ref>[http://www.gmu.edu/departments/economics/wew/quotes/repeal.html Quotes of Leftists Demanding Gun Control]</ref>  In the [[United Kingdom]], which already has the strictest gun control in Europe, [[leftists]] demand control over 120,000 ''deactivated'' guns, although their activation and use constitute only 0.04% of all gun offenses there. But leftists want gun control because fewer guns means greater dependency on government.<ref>http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3168607.ece</ref> Gun control can be considered a form of [[doublespeak]].
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In a stunning blow to the gun control effort just after Independence Day 2018, the case ''Defense Distributed v. U.S. Department of State'' resulted in a settlement<ref>[https://www.dailywire.com/news/32872/doj-settles-landmark-gun-suit-safeguarding-second-amanda-prestigiacomo DOJ Settles In Landmark Gun Suit, Safeguarding The Second Amendment]</ref> and an admission on part of the [[Department of Justice]] that stated:
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<blockquote>Non-automatic firearms up to .50-caliber – including modern semi-auto sporting rifles such as the popular [[AR-15]] and similar firearms – are not inherently military.<ref>[http://joshblackman.com/blog/2018/07/10/doj-second-amendment-foundation-reach-settlement-in-defense-distributed-lawsuit/ DOJ, Second Amendment Foundation Reach Settlement In Defense Distributed Lawsuit]</ref></blockquote>
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==Background==
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Gun control is a denial or limitation by [[government]]s of the right to armed [[self-defense]]. "In contrast to most other weaponry, firearms are preeminently defensive in effect."<ref name=polsby>{{cite news|url=http://www.constitution.org/2ll/2ndschol/76holo.htm |work=Washington University Law Quarterly|title=OF HOLOCAUSTS AND GUN CONTROL|quote=This essay seeks to reclaim a serious argument from the lunatic fringe. |first=Daniel|last=Polsby|date=Fall 1997|accessdate=July 14, 2016}}</ref> as promised by the [[Second Amendment]] of the Constitution of the [[United States of America]].  Genocide has occurred only after gun control first disarmed the citizenry.<ref name=polsby/>
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Proponents use the discredited – but superficially appealing – claim that fewer lawfully-owned guns lead to less crime, although guns are primarily defensive weapons<ref>People who support gun control claim that gun control laws significantly reduce violent crime. [http://home.sprynet.com/~owl1/irrationality.htm Why People Are Irrational about Politics]</ref><ref>Gun control primarily restricts the lawful acquisition and use of guns. Over 99% of the guns restricted by most gun control regulation are used in a lawful manner.</ref> (see [[Concealed carry]]).
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Gun control laws cause enormous hardships.  In May 2012, a gun control law resulted in a 20-year prison sentence against an [[African American]] woman for merely firing warning shots against her husband, and there was widespread outrage in [[Florida]] against this unconscionable sentence.<ref>https://www.cnn.com/2012/05/11/justice/florida-stand-ground-sentencing/index.html?hpt=hp_t3</ref>
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On the federal level of the United States, the three primary [[federal]] gun control laws are:
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* [[National Firearms Act]] (1934)
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* [[Gun Control Act]] (1968)
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* [[Brady Bill]] (1993)
  
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These laws have further been amended by other laws such as the Firearms Owners Protection Act (1986) and the Omnibus Crime Bill (1994).
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Seeking a loophole in the federal gun laws, in 2009 Montana passed a law "making guns that are made and kept within state boundaries exempt from federal regulations" including "background checks, licensing and registration."<ref>http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=6367553</ref> However, the US Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit held that all gun sales affect interstate commerce to the point that federal regulation attaches to guns even if the gun owners and manufacturer promise to keep that make of gun within a single state.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2013/08/23/10-36094.pdf|title=''MSSA v. Holder''|work=Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals|date=August 23, 2013|format=PDF|accessdate=April 22, 2016}}</ref>
  
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Most gun control laws are found on the state level, particularly in liberal-leaning states.<ref>Byas, Steve (September 12, 2019). [https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/item/33399-second-amendment-under-assault-in-the-states Second Amendment Under Assault in the States]. ''The New American''. Retrieved September 12, 2019.</ref>
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==Weapon forfeiture==
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One of the main stated goals of gun control is to prevent criminals from using weapons to commit crimes.  So, in addition to laws regulating the sale and possession of weapons, some laws specify forfeiture if a weapon was used during the course of committing a crime.  For example, [http://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title19.2/chapter22.2/section19.2-386.29/ Virginia Code § 19.2-386.29] provides:
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<blockquote>All pistols, shotguns, rifles, dirks, bowie knives, switchblade knives, ballistic knives, razors, slingshots, brass or metal knucks, blackjacks, stun weapons, and other weapons used by any person in the commission of a criminal offense, shall, upon conviction of such person, be forfeited to the Commonwealth by order of the court trying the case.</blockquote>
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There are also federal laws specifying the forfeiture of weapons used during a crime.<ref>E.g.,16 U.S. Code § 128</ref>
  
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So, to the extent that opponents of gun control laws claim that the government is trying to "take away" guns, such provisions are the focus of their concerns.
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== The Fallacy and Motivation for Gun Control ==
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[[Image:No Weapons Allowed.gif|right]]
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Gun control potentially causes an increase in crime by restricting its main deterrent: [[self-defense]]. A study by Professor Gary Kleck, initially a liberal critic of gun control, caused him to change his mind on this issue when the evidence showed that crime was predominantly ''prevented'' when people could carry guns.  ''See Point Blank: Guns and Violence in America''.<ref>http://www.largo.org/effects.html</ref> In the United States, law-abiding uses of guns outnumber criminal uses by about a factor of 1000 to 1,<ref>http://www.americanselfdefense.com/gunfacts3.0.pdf (p. 60)</ref> and the removal of guns from everyone eliminates the lawful use of self-defense and its deterrent effect.  "[[Americans]] use firearms to defend themselves from criminals at least 764,000 times a year."<ref name="Gallup_LAT">"This figure is the lowest among a group of 9 nationwide surveys done by organizations including Gallup and the Los Angeles Times." (Just Facts - [http://www.justfacts.com/guncontrol.asp Gun Control])</ref>  Specific examples of guns being used successfully in [[self-defense]] are easy to find.<ref>Two 70-ish store owners stopped armed robberies of their stores by shooting at the bandits.  "The person came in and pointed the gun at him and my father shot him.  I'm proud of him." [http://www.buffalonews.com/cityregion/buffaloerie/story/253849.html Buffalo News]</ref><ref>[http://sittingduckpolicy.com/ Sitting Duck Policy: True Stories of Self-Defense]</ref>  "In 1982, a survey of imprisoned criminals found that 34% of them had been "scared off, shot at, wounded or captured by an armed victim."<ref name="Gallup_LAT"/> When Florida began allowing its citizens to carry a concealed weapon, [[Florida]]'s firearm homicide rate fell by 37% while the national average ''increased'' by 15%.<ref name="Gallup_LAT"/>  As explained below, the political effect of gun control is to cause voters to become more dependent emotionally on government and more supportive of bigger government.
  
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Actual gun-related crime deaths in the United States are far out of proportion to the 300 million firearms owned by its populace.
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There are about 30,000 gun-related deaths per year out of a population of 328 million, but a recent breakdown shows that even these low amounts have little to do with violent criminality.  23,000 of them are suicides, which can't be prevented by gun laws. 1,000 of them are caused by police in the line of duty, so are not connected to gun-control laws. 500 are accidental deaths, so are also non-criminal, leaving mostly criminal 5,500 gun-related deaths.
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Of these 5,500, a large share of these occur in large cities, the greatness of which suggest them to be the effect of municipal mismanagement rather than an excess of firearms. For example, strict gun controls in London on the other side of the Atlantic caused a mushrooming of knife crime.
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America's large cities' tendencies to violence, the deaths of which would not be expected to change, regardless of weapons of choice, can be subtracted as follows: 298 in St. Louis, 327 in Detroit, 328 in Baltimore, 764 in Chicago.  These four chronically-mismanaged cities alone account for a full 30% of all statistically-reduced 5,500 criminal gun deaths, leaving 3,900 criminal gun-related causes-of-death for everywhere else in America.
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Risk-comparison studies show these numbers of deaths in the United States to be small both when compared with other causes of death and when compared with the proportion of media coverage they receive.
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For example 70,000+ die each year of drug overdoses, 49,000 die each year of the flu, 37,000 die of traffic fatalities, 250,000 die of preventable medical errors and 610,000 die of heart disease.
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Studies by [[John Lott]] and others also indicate that gun control causes higher crime rates.<ref>[http://www.johnrlott.com/ John Lott's Website]</ref>  [[Washington, D.C.]] has one of the highest crime rates in America even though it completely bans private handguns.<ref>[http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/dccrime.htm District of Columbia Crime Rates 1960 - 2006]</ref>  "Switzerland, Israel, Denmark and Finland, all of whom have a higher gun ownership rate than America, all have lower crime rates than America, in fact, their crime rates are among the lowest in the Western World."<ref>Slashdoc - [http://www.slashdoc.com/documents/71244 gun control]</ref>  Lott demonstrates that in Britain, [[Australia]] and [[Canada]], increased gun control in the late 1990s led to increased crime, the exact opposite of what the proponents of the gun control promised.<ref>John R. Lott Jr. and Eli Lehrer - [http://johnrlott.tripod.com/op-eds/IBDGunConFailure.html Add Gun Control To Litany Of Misbegotten Gov't Plans]</ref>  States in the [[U.S.]] that have enacted concealed-carry laws enjoy lower crime rates.<ref>[http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=4706 Cato report]</ref>
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[[image:Robbery victims per 100K.png|300px|thumb|<small>Source data: Australian Bureau of Statistics</small>]]
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[[image:Robbery victims.png|300px|thumb|<small>Source data: Australian Bureau of Statistics</small>]]
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In Australia, where gun ownership was less widespread and the gun control measures were less strict, there was an immediate increase in robbery and armed robbery after the gun control went into effect in 1996 (see chart at right).<ref>
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Gun control passed in Australia because "public was immediately whipped into a gun control frenzy by the press" after the "Port Arthur massacre" in Tasmania on April 28, 1996, in which 32 were shot dead and 19 injured.  "Although polls done prior to the massacre indicated that the public was satisfied with the amount of 'gun control' they already had, a major newspaper did a poll just a few days after the massacre (while all minds were "clear") and, not surprisingly, found high levels of support for extreme gun control measures.  This poll would be used forever by the commonwealth government and other gun controllers to claim that Australians supported the new gun laws to come." - [http://www.gunsandcrime.org/aussiegc.html Gun Control in Australia] (by gunsandcrime.org)</ref> 
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There is no clear evidence supporting a decrease in crime from gun control.<ref name="Results">[http://www.gunsandcrime.org/auresult.html Results of the Australian Gun "Buyback" & New Gun Laws], October 2001</ref><ref>[http://bjc.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/azl084v1 Study showing lack of promised benefits from gun control]</ref> Although from 1979 to 1996, 11,110 Australians died by gunshot representing an annual average of 617. In the seven years after new gun laws were announced (1997 to 2003), the yearly average almost halved, to 331. In the decade up to and including Port Arthur There have been 11 mass shootings where 100 people were shot dead and another 52 wounded, while in In the 10 years since 1996 and the new gun laws, not one mass shooting (more than five victims) has occurred in Australia (although in 2002 a gunman killed two and wounded four at Monash University) <ref name="theage.com.au">http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/a-safer-place-after-howards-gun-buyback/2006/04/27/1145861484114.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1</ref>
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Subsequent to gun control in England:<ref>http://www.reason.com/news/show/28582.html</ref>
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[[File:Send_a_gun_to_a_British_home.jpg|thumb|right|[[Second Amendment]]-supporting [[American]] [[citizen]]s gifted their [[firearm]]s to [[gun free zone]]-gun control supporting [[British]] citizens during [[World War II]] via [[The American Committee for the Defense of British Homes]]]]
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:"from 1997 to 2001, the rate of violent crime more than doubled. Your chances of being mugged in London are now [as of 2002] six times greater than in New York. England's rates of assault, robbery, and burglary are far higher than America's, and 53 percent of English burglaries occur while occupants are at home, compared with 13 percent in the U.S., where burglars admit to fearing armed homeowners more than the police. In a United Nations study of crime in 18 developed nations published in July, England and Wales led the Western world's crime league, with nearly 55 crimes per 100 people."<ref>However this increase in recorded violent crime between 1997 and 2001 is explained by the Home Office as a result of changes in the definition of violent crime and new counting rules introduced in 1998. [http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs04/rdsolr1804.pdf Violent Crime in England and Wales] According to the British Crime Survey, which is considered a more reliable guide to trends in crime [http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs06/crime-statistics-independent-review-06.pdf], violent crime fell 24% between 1997 and 2001/02, and burglary fell 40% over the same period.[http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs05/hosb1105tab201.xls Trends in BCS incidents of crime]</ref>    
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Gun control in Britain and Australia has been followed by a predictable shift to the left politically by voters as they lost their instrument of self-defense and became more emotionally dependent on government. Contrast that with the [[United States]], where an effort to push gun control after the [[Columbine massacre]] failed in 2000 and the government has remained as [[conservative]]—if not more so—ever since.
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The emasculation of the citizenry by gun control also arguably reduces the resistance of a society to intimidation, and exacerbates fear of consequences from causing offense. Subsequent to the passage of strict gun control in [[England]] some teachers have avoided teaching controversial subjects such as the [[Holocaust]], the Arab-Israeli conflict and the [[Crusades]] during history classes.<ref>http://www.dfes.gov.uk/research/data/uploadfiles/RW100.pdf</ref>
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Teaching Emotive and Controversial History 3-19 (p. 15) The anti-self-defense attitude of British authorities has also turned criminals into "victims" and victims who fight back into "criminals." One particularly egregious case involved a farmer being sentenced to life imprisonment for defending himself in his home after the home was repeatedly burglarized <ref>http://www.theinternetparty.org/commentary/c_s.php?td=200107200000&section_type=com</ref>
  
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== Trends ==
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After decades of increasing gun control laws, the current trend in the [[United States]] is in the direction of more gun rights.  The 1994 Omnibus Crime Bill included a ban on certain new rifles labeled assault rifles solely because of features of their appearance, and on new high-capacity magazines.  This law recently expired and was not renewed by [[Congress]].  Also, Washington D.C.'s gun ban was struck down as unconstitutional by the U.S. Court of Appeals on March 9, 2007.<ref>The New York Times - [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/09/washington/09cnd-gun.html?hp Appeals Court Says Gun Ban Violates 2nd Amendment]</ref><ref>The Washington Post - [https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/09/AR2007030902416.html D.C.'s Ban On Handguns In Homes Is Thrown Out]</ref>
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By removing the deterrent effect of guns, gun control causes dramatic increases in crimes committed with other weapons:<ref name="bbc">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2656875.stm</ref>
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:You are now six times more likely to be mugged in [[London]] than [[New York]]. Why? Because as common law appreciated, not only does an armed individual have the ability to protect himself or herself but criminals are less likely to attack them. They help keep the peace. A study found American burglars fear armed home-owners more than the police. As a result burglaries are much rarer and only 13% occur when people are at home, in contrast to 53% in England.
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Supporters of gun control argue that homicide with guns is much less in [[England]] than in the [[United States]],<ref>In 2005/06, the total number of victims of homicide by shooting (including crossbows) in England and Wales was 50 and there were 212 victims of homicide by sharp instruments. Home Office Statistical Bulletin - [http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs07/hosb0207.pdf Homicides, Firearm Offences and Intimate Violence 2005/2006][http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs2/hosb0104.pdf]  The data for gun deaths in the United States include guns used in self-defense, as in fending off an assault, robbery or rape, and there were a total of 11,350 gun deaths (including deaths of criminals) in 2005. US Department of Justice, FBI - [http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/05cius/data/table_01.html Crime in the United States by Volume and Rate per 100,000 Inhabitants, 1986 - 2005]</ref> but that was true even before gun control and is likely due to cultural reasons.  "A study comparing New York and London over 200 years found the New York homicide rate consistently five times the London rate, although for most of that period residents of both cities had unrestricted access to firearms.  When guns were available in England they were seldom used in crime. A government study for 1890-1892 found an average of one handgun homicide a year in a population of 30 million."<ref name="bbc" />
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Gun control laws are often seen to conflict with the [[Second Amendment]] to the [[United States Constitution]], which recognizes the right to bear arms. The Second Amendment reads: "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a [[Free States Movement|free State]], the [[unalienable rights|right]] of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
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The "right to keep and bear arms" is a right guaranteed to the American citizen by the Bill of Rights through the virtue of a selective reading of said Bill. The phrase "a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state" precedes the statement, and most federal Courts of Appeals have held that this phrase requires that the "right to bear arms" relates to the collective rights of state militias, as opposed to the individual's rights to have any weapon desired.  Just recently, the Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit went against nine other circuits in holding that the Second Amendment constitutes an individual right.<ref>The New York Times - [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/10/washington/10gun.html?_r=1&oref=slogin Court Rejects Strict Gun Law as Unconstitutional]</ref><ref>FOX News - [https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258067,00.html Appeals Court Strikes Down Washington, D.C. Handgun Ban]</ref> However, according to the judge writing for the majority in this case, its decision does still allow for "reasonable restrictions" on gun ownership and use, such as carrying of guns by intoxicated individuals, or in churches.
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Only six cities in the United States ban handguns:  [[Washington, D.C.]], [[Chicago]], and four of its suburbs.<ref>David Kopel, "The Democrats and Gun Control," Wall St.J., Page A19, April 17, 2008 [http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB120839466717921537-lMyQjAxMDI4MDE4NzMxOTc0Wj.html]</ref>  Some specific locations have also been labeled "[[gun-free zone]]s," including schools, shopping malls, movie theaters, corporate offices, and more.  In most cases, mass-shootings take place in these gun-free zones, since those who obey the rules do not carry, while those already planning to break the law disregard this rule.  When attempted in areas where firearms are permitted, [[Mass shootings prevented by armed citizens|mass-shootings have often been quickly stopped by armed citizens]].
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Support for stricter gun control laws fell deeply between 1992 and 2012, and while it rose in the succeeding six years, support levels remained far lower than in 1992.<ref>Hawkins, Awr (October 20, 2018). [https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/10/20/poll-gun-control-support-down-17-percent-over-past-28-years/ Poll: Gun Control Support Down 17 Percent Over Past 28 Years]. ''Breitbart News''. Retrieved October 21, 2018.</ref>
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==Overview==
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"Gun control" can include:
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* Restricting which persons can own firearms. 
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* Restrictions on the number of firearms a person may own, or purchase during a given time period
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* Requirements that privately owned firearms be registered with the government. 
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* Bans on certain types of firearms; for example, "handguns" or assault rifles
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* Restrictions on where firearms may be carried, for example into restaurants or post offices
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* Requiring a "background check" and/or a "waiting period" to purchase a firearm
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* Restricting when and where firearms may be bought and sold, for example banning their sale through the mail
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* Requiring licenses or some other form of permission from the government to buy and/or sell a firearm
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* Requiring some form of permission from the government to carry a firearm in public, either concealed or openly
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* Laws granting special gun rights for some people, for example, retired law enforcement officers, which are denied the rest of the public, which was used in several southern states.
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* Outright bans on carrying firearms in public
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* Outright bans on private possession of firearms, though this has never occurred in the United States (with the exception of some municipalities, prior to those bans being struck down in court)
  
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===Arguments in favor===
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"The only purpose of a gun is to kill people."
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The sixth commandment of the [[Ten Commandments]] in Exodus 20:13 in the [[Bible]] states, "You shall not murder."
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Advocates point to the number of accidental deaths caused by children gaining access to improperly-stored guns. According to the [[Brady Campaign]], a [[liberal]] organization that advocates for gun control, in the United States, " 1 out of 3 homes with kids have guns and nearly 1.7 million children live in a home with an unlocked, loaded gun."<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.bradycampaign.org/key-gun-violence-statistics|title=Key Gun Violence Statistics|accessdate=July 14, 2017}}</ref>
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Another argument is that of suicide prevention. Guns are highly effective tools for committing suicide with a reported success rate of over 95%, whereas other common methods such as overdoses and cutting have a less than 10% success rate.
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===Arguments against===
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[[Ann Coulter]] wrote, "Numerous studies, including one by the National Institute of Justice, show that crime victims who resist a criminal with a gun are less likely to be injured than those who do not resist at all or who resist without a gun. That's true even when the assailant is armed."<ref>http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2013-03-27.html#read_more</ref>
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"New York City Mayor [[Michael R. Bloomberg]] has spent tens of millions of his billions trying to get his gun bans instituted in the rest of America, even though these laws have never stopped criminals from getting guns."<ref>[https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/26/miller-bloomberg-loses-stop-and-frisk-and-nra-gets/ Bloomberg loses stop and frisk, and NRA gets blamed: The mayor’s default disgust for gun owners tarnishes his life-saving program] - [[Emily Miller]]</ref>
  
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Critics, such as Awr Hawkins of [[Breitbart.com]], have argued that background checks, a form of gun control, have done nothing to prevent gun crimes.<ref name="Hawkins"/>
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Hawkins has also pointed out that despite [[France]] having very strict gun control laws, the nation has had many [[List of Islamist terrorist attacks|Islamic terrorist attacks]] that used a variety of weapons, including guns and rifes.<ref>Hawkins, Awr (April 21, 2017). [https://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/21/france-2015-to-present-strict-gun-control-a-paper-tiger/ France 2015 to Present: Strict Gun Control a Paper Tiger]. ''Breitbart News''. Retrieved April 22, 2017.</ref>
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Since 1950, 97.8% of mass public shootings have occurred in [[gun-free zone]]s.<ref>[https://crimeresearch.org/2018/06/more-misleading-information-from-bloombergs-everytown-for-gun-safety-on-guns-analysis-of-recent-mass-shootings/ UPDATED: Mass Public Shootings keep occurring in Gun-Free Zones: 97.8% of attacks since 1950]. ''Crime Prevention Research Center''. June 15, 2018. Retrieved November 10, 2018.</ref><ref>Hawkins, Awr (November 20, 2018). [https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/20/study-97-8-percent-mass-shootings-since-1950-gun-free-zones/ Study: 97.8% of Mass Shootings Since 1950 Occurred in ‘Gun-Free Zones’]. ''Breitbart News''. Retrieved November 20, 2018.</ref> On the other hand, a 2018 analysis of FBI data by Jacob Paulsen found that 94% of all mass shootings [[Mass shootings prevented by armed citizens|were thwarted by law-abiding armed citizens]].<ref>Duke, Selwyn (November 28, 2018). [https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/crime/item/30766-guns-saving-lives-study-armed-citizens-thwart-active-shooters-94-of-the-time Guns Save Lives — Armed Citizens Thwart Active Shooters 94 Percent of the Time]. ''The New American''. Retrieved November 28, 2018.</ref> Additionally, the U.S. experiences a lower rate of mass shootings compared to the global average.<ref>Tapscott, Mark (June 2, 2019). [https://www.theepochtimes.com/data-call-into-question-demands-for-new-gun-control-laws_2947821.html Data May Call Into Question Demands for New Gun Control Laws]. ''The Epoch Times''. Retrieved June 3, 2019.</ref> Student deaths by active-shooters are nine times more likely in gun-free zones.<ref>Duke, Selwyn (July 2, 2019). [https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/crime/item/32759-student-active-shooter-deaths-9-times-as-likely-with-gun-free-zone-status-quo Student Active-shooter Deaths 9 Times as Likely With "Gun-free Zone" Status Quo]. ''The New American''. Retrieved July 3, 2019.</ref>
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==Constitutional Debate==
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The [[Second Amendment]] reads:
  
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"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
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Most constitutional scholars agree that since the amendment refers to "the right of the People" instead of the right of the militia, it protects an individual right to own guns. The reason for this was the fact that the supplying of guns for the military and militas was already provided for in Article I Section 8 as a power of Congress.  The extent of that right was something hotly debated for decades, until the Supreme Court ruling of 26 June 2008, Heller v District of Columbia.
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The majority opinion, written by Justice [[Antonin Scalia]], held for the first time that the Constitution provides an individual right to bear arms, such as for self-defense, rather than a right that applies only to a state militia.
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The decision upheld an appellate court ruling striking down Washington, D.C.'s 1976 handgun ban. The case marked the first time in more than 70 years that the Supreme Court had addressed the Second Amendment ''and the first time it spoke directly about the implication of an individual right''.  The court struck down two of the District of Columbia's gun control laws: its handgun ban and its requirement that other firearms kept at home have a trigger lock or be disassembled.
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Relying on the broader historical record, Justice Scalia wrote:
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Scalia noted that the ruling should not be interpreted to "cast doubt on long-standing prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons or the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings."  <ref>[http://www.scotusblog.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/07-2901.pdf Supreme Court Opinion, District of Columbia v Heller]</ref>
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==Racism of gun control==
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In the [[United States of America]], gun control has a strong racist origin and reasoning. Before the Civil War ended, State "Slave Codes" prohibited slaves from owning guns. After President [[Abraham Lincoln]] issued the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863, and after the Thirteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution abolishing slavery was adopted and the Civil War ended in 1865, States persisted in prohibiting blacks, now freemen, from owning guns under laws renamed "Black Codes." They did so on the basis that blacks were not citizens, and thus did not have the same rights, including the right to keep and bear arms protected in the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, as whites. This view was specifically articulated by the [[U.S. Supreme Court]] in its infamous 1857 decision in ''[[Dred Scott v. Sandford]]'' to uphold slavery.
  
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The United States Congress overrode most portions of the Black Codes by passing the Civil Rights Act of 1866. The legislative histories of both the Civil Rights Act and the Fourteenth Amendment, as well as The Special Report of the Anti-Slavery Conference of 1867, are replete with denunciations of those particular statutes that denied blacks equal access to firearms. [Kates, "Handgun Prohibition and the Original Meaning of the Second Amendment," 82 Mich. L. Rev. 204, 256 (1983)] However, facially neutral disarming through economic means laws remain in effect.
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After the adoption of the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution in 1878, most States turned to "facially neutral" business or transaction taxes on handgun purchases. However, the intention of these laws was not neutral. An article in Virginia's official university law review called for a "prohibitive tax...on the privilege" of selling handguns as a way of disarming "the son of Ham," whose "cowardly practice of 'toting' guns has been one of the most fruitful sources of crime.... Let a negro board a railroad train with a quart of mean whiskey and a pistol in his grip and the chances are that there will be a murder, or at least a row, before he alights."<ref>Comment, Carrying Concealed Weapons, 15 Va L. Reg. 391, 391-92 (1909); George Mason University Civil Rights Law Journal (GMU CR LJ), Vol. 2, No. 1, "Gun Control and Racism," Stefan Tahmassebi, 1991, p. 75.</ref> Thus, many Southern States imposed high taxes or banned inexpensive guns so as to price blacks and poor whites out of the gun market.
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Today, "gun control" laws continue to be enacted so as to have a racist effect if not intent:
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* Police-issued license and permit laws, unless drafted to require issuance to those not prohibited by law from owning guns, are routinely used to prevent lawful gun ownership among "unpopular" populations.
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* Public housing residents, approximately 3 million Americans, are singled out for gun bans.
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* "Gun sweeps" by police in "high crime neighborhoods" whereby vehicles and "pedestrians who meet a specific profile that might indicate they are carrying a weapon" are searched are becoming popular, and are being studied by the [[U.S. Department of Justice]] as "Operation Ceasefire."
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* Some U.S. cities with high minority populations, such as Washington, D.C., are singled out for gun bans.
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* "Project Exile" began in the U.S. city of Richmond, Virginia and mandated that people arrested for technical firearms violations (note: not for violent crimes committed with a firearm, but for technical violations of the law) be tried in federal court where they would be subject to lengthy mandatory minimum sentences rather than in state court under the more lenient Virginia laws. As with many other restrictions this was aimed primarily at the city's Black residents. It has since been copied in many other cities.
  
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The [[Ku Klux Klan]] began also as a gun-control organization.<ref>http://www.examiner.com/article/kkk-began-as-gun-control-organization-confirms-racist-roots-of-gun-control</ref>
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== Sexism of gun control ==
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Firearms, especially lower recoiling ones such as many handguns, allow any person to wield enough power to stop another person from attacking them.<ref name="genderDiscrimination1">http://www.learnaboutguns.com/2008/03/19/firearms-rights-are-a-gender-equality-issue-too/</ref>  Many women (quite reasonably) fear the threat of attack by a physically stronger man, and a firearm could prevent many of these attacks, but gun bans leave these women vulnerable. Take the case of the “North Side Rapist” in Chicago, a city where hand guns are banned, as an example: The rapist broke in to the women's homes, and at least one of the women heard him break in and then climb the stairs. Had this woman had a handgun, she almost certainly could have stopped the rapist before it was too late. This would have prevented her from enduring such a horrific crime, as well as preventing the rapist's future victims from experiencing the same thing. Instead, Chicago law prevented her from being able to defend herself, and gave the advantage to the rapist/home-invader. This is not an isolated incident, and similar events happen every day across the county.
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== Elitism  of gun control ==
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Many of the most ardent American anti-gun politicians, such as Chicago's Mayor Daley, are protected by taxpayer-sponsored armed body guards, but deny law abiding citizens the right to defend themselves with a gun.<ref name="classDiscrimination1">http://www.learnaboutguns.com/2008/04/16/a-double-standard-anti-gun-politicians-and-their-gun-toting-bodyguards/</ref>  These politicians seemingly believe themselves to be part of an elite group who deserve to be protected against violent criminals, while ordinary law-abiding citizens are left with less-effective means to defend themselves, and must instead rely on the police arriving in time.
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== Gun control outside the United States ==
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{{See also|Gun Control in Nazi Germany}}
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Gun control advocates cite foreign countries to argue that gun control can reduce crime, but such comparison can be difficult due to the presence of other factors.  For example, they cite [[Singapore]] as having gun control and a lower crime rate than the United States, but Singapore has a population of 5 million people and one of the highest literacy and average wealth in the world. It lacks many of the freedoms found in the United States and strictly imposes harsh physical punishment, such as caning and the [[death penalty]], for crimes that are not punished so harshly in the United States. The real issue of the security in Singapore is its tight criminal control, not the gun control itself.
  
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Gun control supporters also cite [[Gun Control in Japan|Japan's gun control laws]], which severely restrict gun ownership and crime rates are relatively low.  But [[Japan]] also lacks many freedoms and diversity which exist in the United States, and Japan has strong cultural deterrents to crime.  Ironically, Japan is home to [[Tokyo Marui]], the world's largest airsoft gun manufacturer, which designs airsoft guns that are made to the same scale and with the same materials as the real counterpart and which have been mistaken by police for real guns.
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In the [[European Union]], gun control is more strict than in the United States, but gun ownership differs widely between member states, from 36 per 100 people in [[Cyprus]] to one per 100 in [[Poland]]." In [[Switzerland]], on the other hand, gun ownership is quite widespread, which no doubt contributes to its reputation as a peaceful and neutral country.<ref>[http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europe/09/27/switzerland.shooting Gun control in Switzerland]</ref> In November 2007, the [[European Parliament]] passed legislation to tighten and harmonize gun control across the EU, and oblige each member state to set up a computerized database of firearms, as it "hoped to prevent Europe from becoming a gun-friendly culture like the United States". Parliament wanted to limit cross-border trade from states with less control to those with tougher laws, such as from [[Lithuania]], where replica guns can cost as little as [[Euro|€]]100 (US$150), to the United Kingdom, where most replicas are outlawed.
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- At Honex, we constantly strive
 
  
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In Australia, gun violence has always been significantly lower than other types of violence.<ref>http://www.gunsandcrime.org/aussiegc.html</ref> Australia has not experienced considerable violence problems with legally purchased guns. It has always had a much lower homicide rate than the more violent culture in the United States.<ref>In Australia the gun related homicide rate is 0.44 per 100,000 of population.  In the US it is about 8 times as high at 3.72 per 100,000 of population.</ref> From 1979 to 1996, 11,110 Australians died by gunshot representing an annual average of 617. In the seven years after new gun laws were announced (1997 to 2003), the yearly average almost halved, to 331. In the decade up to and including Port Arthur There have been 11 mass shootings where 100 people were shot dead and another 52 wounded, while in In the 10 years since 1996 and the new gun laws, not one mass shooting (more than five victims) has occurred in Australia (although in 2002 a gunman killed two and wounded four at Monash University).<ref name="theage.com.au"/>
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to improve every aspect
 
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Gun control began in Australia in response to fears that guns would be used by home-grown Communist Revolutionaries.<ref>http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1083528 This study discusses the parallel policies of early-mid 20th century Britain and Australia.</ref> The most restrictive reforms were made in 1996 and 2002, following highly publicized shootings.<ref name="ReferenceA">http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/a-safer-place-after-howards-gun-buyback/2006/04/27/1145861484114.html</ref>
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These bees are stress-testing
 
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a new helmet technology.
 
  
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Both sets of reforms (1996 and 2002) were lead by Prime Minister [[John Howard]] of the Coalition (Australia's conservative government). Howard was well known as an anti-gun advocate.<ref name="ReferenceB">http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/anger-lingers-among-those-who-lost-their-firearms/2006/04/27/1145861489398.html</ref> The move offended gun supporters, many of whom had traditionally supported the Coalition.<ref name="ReferenceB"/> Despite the loss of this voting group, Howard won elections following both reforms (in 1998 and 2004).
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There is controversy over the success of Australia's gun restrictions. Studies suggest overall gun violence has decreased since the 1996 and 2002 bans.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> However, Australia's bike and drug gangs, the main perpetrators of gun violence, still easily access illegal firearms.<ref>http://www.theage.com.au/news/in-depth/a-disarming-cause/2006/04/27/1145861489519.html</ref> Further, the overall homicide rate remains constant.<ref>http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/a-safer-place-after-howards-gun-buyback/2006/04
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the Krelman.
 
  
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[[Brazil]] enacted strict gun control laws in the early 20th century, and in the two subsequent decades saw a massive increase in violent crime.<ref>De Castro, Fernando (September 14, 2019). [https://www.theepochtimes.com/gun-control-and-crime-rise-in-brazil_3073802.html Gun Control and Crime Rise in Brazil]. ''The Epoch Times''. Retrieved September 15, 2019.</ref>
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- What does that do?
 
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- Oatches that little strand of honey
 
  
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In [[Canada]], notably [[authoritarian]]<ref>https://troymedia.com/viewpoint/trudeau-canada-road-authoritarianism/</ref> Prime Minister "Jihadi Justin"<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUA1bgBM3SU</ref> Trudeau exploited the worst mass shooting event in that country's history to push for stricter gun control measures, including widespread assault-weapon bans.<ref>https://www.newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/964025?section=newsfront&keywords=trudeau-guncontrol-canadashooting&year=2020&month=04&date=21&id=964025</ref> The shooter was not even a lawful gun owner.<ref>https://www.rebelnews.com/nova_scotia_shooter_was_not_a_legal_gun_owner_rcmp_confirm</ref>
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that hangs after you pour it.
 
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Saves us millions.
 
  
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== Gun Control and Genocide ==
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Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
 
  
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Gun control "contributes to the probability of its government engaging" in [[genocide]], including the three worst instances in the 20th century:<ref>"[A] society's weapons policy might be one of the institutional arrangements that contributes to the probability of its government engaging in some of the more extreme varieties of outrage. ... [I]t is [] an arresting reality that not one of the principal genocides of the twentieth century, and there have been dozens, has been inflicted on a population that was armed." [http://ls.wustl.edu/WULQ/75-3/753-4.html Washington University Law Quarterly]</ref>
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Of course. Most bee jobs are
 
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small ones. But bees know
 
  
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*The [[Ottoman Empire]] had gun control and then, from 1915 to 1918, killed 3.5 million out of 5 million Ottoman Christians, including 1.5 million out of 2 million Armenians, 750,000 out of 1 million Assyrian Christians, and 250,000 million out of 1 million Pontic Greeks.  
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*In 1917, one of the first things the Bolsheviks did upon taking power was to disarm the population, and because Czarist Russia was one the most heavily armed societies on earth, the crime rate was just as low as Switzerland, and it was easier to resist Napoleon than Adolf Hitler.<ref>http://www.pravdareport.com/opinion/columnists/28-12-2012/123335-americans_guns-0/</ref> The result of disarmament was a civil war followed by Stalin's purges, whose average estimate killed 20 million.
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*In 1938, [[Nazi Germany]] under [[Adolf Hitler]] imposed gun control and then after sparking World War II which lasted from 1939–1945, Europe under its control killed  killed 6 million out of 9 million European Jews,<ref>https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10008193</ref> as well as 40 million Soviets (one in four were soldiers), and few millions of other Slavic groups.<ref>http://www.self.gutenberg.org/articles/eng/World_War_II_casualties_of_the_Soviet_Union</ref> The American Gun Control Act of 1968 is modeled off the Nazi Gun Control Act of 1938, while the FOID (Firearms Owner's ID), adopted by Illinois in 1968, is modeled off Nazi gun licensing.<ref>http://mobile.wnd.com/2012/12/the-nazi-roots-of-u-s-gun-control-laws/</ref>
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*In 1935, [[China]] under [[Chiang Kai-shek]] established gun control during the Warlord period, enabling the invading Imperial Japanese Army to easily kill 8 million Chinese during World War II from 1937–1945, and then from 1966–1976, 20 million political dissidents were killed in [[Mao Zedong]]'s Cultural Revolution. In ''Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung'', Mao said, “Every Communist must grasp the truth; Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
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*From 1975–1979, [[Pol Pot]] established gun control in [[Cambodia]] exterminating three million out of nine million Cambodians.
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*In 1970, [[Uganda]] imposed gun control. Between 1971 and 1979 300,000 Christians and political oppositionals were killed.<ref>https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/66751/gun-control-amin/dave-kopel#</ref>
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"The Nazis made only two important changes to the Weapons Law that was in place when they came to power. First, they forbade Jews from owning guns or any other weapon. Second, they exempted members of the Sturmabteilung (SA) and many Nazi party officials from the law's strictures."<ref name=polsby/> The German Firearms Act of 1937 stated "No civilian is to have a firearm without a permit and permits shall not be issued to persons suspected of acting against the state. ''For Jews, this permission will not be granted.'' Those people who do not require permission to carry weapons include the whole of the SS, and the SA - including the Deaths Head group, and the officers of the Hitler youth."  <ref name="Volokh">[http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a38d04d5c7c40.htm The Journalist's Guide to Gun Policy Scholars and Second Amendment Scholars], Professor Eugene Volokh, FreeRepublic.com, March 15, 2000</ref>
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Adolf Hitler said, "The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered eastern peoples to have arms. History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so." <ref name="Volokh" />
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[[Josef Stalin]], former dictator of the [[USSR]] and murderer of over 20 million people, infamously supported gun control in the fear that his evil regime might be torn down and so only soldiers could have firearms.
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We'll sure try.
 
  
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== Gun Control and Dictators ==
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"One man with a gun can control 100 without one" - [[Vladimir Lenin]]
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"What's the difference?"
 
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How can you say that?
 
  
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"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future." - [[Adolf Hitler]], 1935.
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"A system of licensing and registration is the perfect device to deny gun ownership to the bourgeoisie." - [[Vladimir Lenin]]
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"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?” - [[Joseph Stalin]]
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"All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party." [[Chairman Mao]]
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"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing." - quoted in [[Hitler]]'s ''Tischegesprache Im Fuhrerhauptquartier'' 1941–1942.
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"If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves." - [[Joseph Stalin]]
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"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary"'' - [[Karl Marx]]<ref>https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1847/communist-league/1850-ad1.htm</ref>
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Like what? Give me one example.
 
  
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== Gun Control and young mass murderers ==
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{{Main|Young mass murderers}}
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Royal Nectar Force on approach.
 
  
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Strict gun control failed and still fails to prevent mass murderers from starting killing sprees while the victims are unable to defend themselves.
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Compare the cases of Pekka-Eric Auvinen ([[Finland]]) and Robert Steinhäuser ([[Germany]]) with the case of Matthew Murray. The latter was stopped by an armed citizen before he could harm more victims; Auvinen killed 8 people and Steinhäuser killed 16. Both Finland and Germany have gun control laws.
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U.S. Senator from [[West Virginia]] [[Joe Manchin]] supported legislation to establish universal background checks across the nation. He pushed it after the [[Sandy Hook massacre]], despite the fact that even he admitted that the legislation would not have stopped the massacre, since the shooter stole the weapons he used.<ref name="Hawkins">Hawkins, Awr (April 21, 2017). [https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/21/joe-manchin-trump-fortitude-make-senate-pass-gun-control/ Joe Manchin: Trump Has the ‘Fortitude’ to Make Senate Pass Gun Control]. ''Breitbart News''. Retrieved April 22, 2017.</ref> Background checks have been shown to be ineffective in preventing other shootings as well.<ref name="Hawkins"/>
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I've never seen them this close.
 
  
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==See also==
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* [[List of state constitutions containing a RKBA provision]]
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* [[Beto O'Rourke]]
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* [[Arming America]]
  
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==Further reading==
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*Charles, Robert (March 28, 2018). [https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/03/28/if-second-amendment-falls-our-entire-bill-rights-falls.html If the Second Amendment falls, our entire Bill of Rights falls]. ''Fox News''.
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*Williams, Walter E. (July 17, 2019). [https://www.thenewamerican.com/reviews/opinion/item/32871-things-haven-t-always-been-this-way Things Haven’t Always Been This Way]. ''The New American''.
  
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==External links==
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=== Opposed to gun control ===
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*[http://www.2asisters.org/ Second Amendment Sisters]
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*[http://www.nra.org/ The National Rifle Association]
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*[http://www.nrapublications.org/AC/index.asp Armed citizens defending themselves.]
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*[http://www.a-human-right.com/ A Human Right] Discussion of the human right to self-defense with a firearm.
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*[http://www.learnaboutguns.com/ Learn About Guns] Firearm information and politics.
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*[http://www.gunowners.org/ Gun Owners of America] A no-compromise pro-gun lobby in Washington, D.C.
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*[http://www.aim.org/wls/category/gun-control/ What Liberals Say - Category: Gun Control]
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*[http://www.guncite.com/ GunCite: Gun Control and Second Amendment Issues]
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*[http://jpfo.org/ Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership]
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*[http://nssf.org/ National Shooting Sports Foundation]
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*[http://concealedcampus.org/ Students for Concealed Carry]
 +
*[https://www.theblaze.com/contributions/the-long-racist-history-of-gun-control-in-america/ The Long, Racist History of Gun Control in America]
  
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=== In favor of gun control ===
−
You're monsters!
+
*[http://www.guninformation.org/ Gun Control and the Second Amendment]
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You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
+
*[http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/L-switzerland.htm Myth: Switzerland proves that high gun-ownership doesn't increase murder]
 +
*[http://www.bradycampaign.org/ Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence]
 +
*[http://www.vpc.org/ Violence Policy Center]
 +
*[http://www.lwv.org/ League of Women Voters]
  
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+
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−
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
 
−
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Right.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Look. That's more pollen
 
−
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's just a status symbol.
 
−
Bees make too much of it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
 
−
and the ladies see you wearing it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Those ladies?
 
−
Aren't they our cousins too?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Distant. Distant.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Look at these two.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
 
−
- Let's have fun with them.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It must be dangerous
 
−
being a Pollen Jock.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
 
−
against a mushroom!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He had a paw on my throat,
 
−
and with the other, he was slapping me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Oh, my!
 
−
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What were you doing during this?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Trying to alert the authorities.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can autograph that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A little gusty out there today,
 
−
wasn't it, comrades?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah. Gusty.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We're hitting a sunflower patch
 
−
six miles from here tomorrow.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Six miles, huh?
 
−
- Barry!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A puddle jump for us,
 
−
but maybe you're not up for it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Maybe I am.
 
−
- You are not!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
 
−
Are you bee enough?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I might be. It all depends
 
−
on what 0900 means.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hey, Honex!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Dad, you surprised me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You decide what you're interested in?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
 
−
- But you only get one.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Do you ever get bored
 
−
doing the same job every day?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You grab that stick, and you just
 
−
move it around, and you stir it around.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You get yourself into a rhythm.
 
−
It's a beautiful thing.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You know, Dad,
 
−
the more I think about it,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
maybe the honey field
 
−
just isn't right for me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You were thinking of what,
 
−
making balloon animals?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's a bad job
 
−
for a guy with a stinger.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Janet, your son's not sure
 
−
he wants to go into honey!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
 
−
- I'm not trying to be funny.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're not funny! You're going
 
−
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
 
−
- No one's listening to me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I could say anything right now.
 
−
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
 
−
Shave my antennae.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
 
−
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm so proud.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- We're starting work today!
 
−
- Today's the day.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oome on! All the good jobs
 
−
will be gone.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, right.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
 
−
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Is it still available?
 
−
- Hang on. Two left!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
 
−
Step to the side.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What'd you get?
 
−
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wow!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oouple of newbies?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Make your choice.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You want to go first?
 
−
- No, you go.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, my. What's available?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Restroom attendant's open,
 
−
not for the reason you think.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
 
−
- Sure, you're on.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wax monkey's always open.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The Krelman opened up again.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What happened?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
 
−
He's dead. Another dead one.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Dead from the neck up.
 
−
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, this is so hard!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Heating, cooling,
 
−
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
humming, inspector number seven,
 
−
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
mite wrangler. Barry, what
 
−
do you think I should... Barry?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
 
−
in quadrant nine...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What happened to you?
 
−
Where are you?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- I'm going out.
 
−
- Out? Out where?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Out there.
 
−
- Oh, no!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I have to, before I go
 
−
to work for the rest of my life.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Another call coming in.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
If anyone's feeling brave,
 
−
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
that gets their roses today.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hey, guys.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Look at that.
 
−
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Thank you.
 
−
- OK.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You got a rain advisory today,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
and as you all know,
 
−
bees cannot fly in rain.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So be careful. As always,
 
−
watch your brooms,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
hockey sticks, dogs,
 
−
birds, bears and bats.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Also, I got a couple of reports
 
−
of root beer being poured on us.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Murphy's in a home because of it,
 
−
babbling like a cicada!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- That's awful.
 
−
- And a reminder for you rookies,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
bee law number one,
 
−
absolutely no talking to humans!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right, launch positions!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
 
−
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Black and yellow!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hello!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You ready for this, hot shot?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wind, check.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Antennae, check.
 
−
- Nectar pack, check.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Wings, check.
 
−
- Stinger, check.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Scared out of my shorts, check.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
OK, ladies,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
let's move it out!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Pound those petunias,
 
−
you striped stem-suckers!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All of you, drain those flowers!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wow! I'm out!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can't believe I'm out!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So blue.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I feel so fast and free!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Box kite!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wow!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Flowers!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is Blue Leader.
 
−
We have roses visual.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Roses!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Stand to the side, kid.
 
−
It's got a bit of a kick.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That is one nectar collector!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Ever see pollination up close?
 
−
- No, sir.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
 
−
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
a pinch on that one.
 
−
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
 
−
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oool.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
 
−
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oopy that visual.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait. One of these flowers
 
−
seems to be on the move.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Say again? You're reporting
 
−
a moving flower?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Affirmative.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That was on the line!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is the coolest. What is it?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It smells good.
 
−
Not like a flower, but I like it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, fuzzy.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ohemical-y.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
My sweet lord of bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oandy-brain, get off there!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Problem!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Guys!
 
−
- This could be bad.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Affirmative.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Very close.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Gonna hurt.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mama's little boy.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You are way out of position, rookie!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ooming in at you like a missile!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Help me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't think these are flowers.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Should we tell him?
 
−
- I think he knows.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What is this?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Match point!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You can start packing up, honey,
 
−
because you're about to eat it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yowser!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Gross.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There's a bee in the car!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Do something!
 
−
- I'm driving!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Hi, bee.
 
−
- He's back here!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He's going to sting me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Nobody move. If you don't move,
 
−
he won't sting you. Freeze!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He blinked!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Spray him, Granny!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What are you doing?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wow... the tension level
 
−
out here is unbelievable.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I gotta get home.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oan't fly in rain.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oan't fly in rain.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oan't fly in rain.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ken, could you close
 
−
the window please?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ken, could you close
 
−
the window please?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oheck out my new resume.
 
−
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You see? Folds out.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What was that?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
 
−
This time! This time! This...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Drapes!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That is diabolical.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
 
−
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What's number one? Star Wars?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Nah, I don't go for that...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
...kind of stuff.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
 
−
They're out of their minds.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
When I leave a job interview, they're
 
−
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't remember the sun
 
−
having a big 75 on it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I predicted global warming.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I could feel it getting hotter.
 
−
At first I thought it was just me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait! Stop! Bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Stand back. These are winter boots.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Don't kill him!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You know I'm allergic to them!
 
−
This thing could kill me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Why does his life have
 
−
less value than yours?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Why does his life have any less value
 
−
than mine? Is that your statement?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm just saying all life has value. You
 
−
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
My brochure!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There you go, little guy.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm not scared of him.
 
−
It's an allergic thing.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Put that on your resume brochure.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
My whole face could puff up.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Make it one of your special skills.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Knocking someone out
 
−
is also a special skill.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
 
−
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You could put carob chips on there.
 
−
- Bye.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Supposed to be less calories.
 
−
- Bye.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I gotta say something.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
She saved my life.
 
−
I gotta say something.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right, here it goes.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Nah.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What would I say?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I could really get in trouble.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's a bee law.
 
−
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can't believe I'm doing this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I've got to.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No. Yes. No.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Do it. I can't.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How should I start it?
 
−
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hi!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm sorry.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You're talking.
 
−
- Yes, I know.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're talking!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm so sorry.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No, it's OK. It's fine.
 
−
I know I'm dreaming.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But I don't recall going to bed.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Well, I'm sure this
 
−
is very disconcerting.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
 
−
I mean, you're a bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I am. And I'm not supposed
 
−
to be doing this,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
but they were all trying to kill me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And if it wasn't for you...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I had to thank you.
 
−
It's just how I was raised.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That was a little weird.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- I'm talking with a bee.
 
−
- Yeah.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm talking to a bee.
 
−
And the bee is talking to me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I just want to say I'm grateful.
 
−
I'll leave now.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
 
−
- What?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The talking thing.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Same way you did, I guess.
 
−
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- That's very funny.
 
−
- Yeah.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
 
−
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Anyway...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oan I...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
...get you something?
 
−
- Like what?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't know. I mean...
 
−
I don't know. Ooffee?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't want to put you out.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- It's just coffee.
 
−
- I hate to impose.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Don't be ridiculous!
 
−
- Actually, I would love a cup.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hey, you want rum cake?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- I shouldn't.
 
−
- Have some.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- No, I can't.
 
−
- Oome on!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Where?
 
−
- These stripes don't help.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You look great!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't know if you know
 
−
anything about fashion.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Are you all right?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He's making the tie in the cab
 
−
as they're flying up Madison.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He finally gets there.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He runs up the steps into the church.
 
−
The wedding is on.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And he says, "Watermelon?
 
−
I thought you said Guatemalan.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Is that a bee joke?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's the kind of stuff we do.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, different.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
About work? I don't know.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I want to do my part for the hive,
 
−
but I can't do it the way they want.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know how you feel.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You do?
 
−
- Sure.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
 
−
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Really?
 
−
- My only interest is flowers.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Our new queen was just elected
 
−
with that same campaign slogan.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Anyway, if you look...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There's my hive right there. See it?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're in Sheep Meadow!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No way! I know that area.
 
−
I lost a toe ring there once.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
 
−
- Why not?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
 
−
- Maybe I'll try that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You all right, ma'am?
 
−
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Just having two cups of coffee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Anyway, this has been great.
 
−
Thanks for the coffee.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, it's no trouble.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
 
−
I'd be up the rest of my life.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Are you...?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Thanks!
 
−
- Yeah.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right. Well, then...
 
−
I guess I'll see you around.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Or not.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
OK, Barry.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And thank you
 
−
so much again... for before.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, that? That was nothing.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This can't possibly work.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He's all set to go.
 
−
We may as well try it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Sounds amazing.
 
−
- It was amazing!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It was the scariest,
 
−
happiest moment of my life.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Humans! I can't believe
 
−
you were with humans!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Giant, scary humans!
 
−
What were they like?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They eat crazy giant things.
 
−
They drive crazy.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
 
−
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- How'd you get back?
 
−
- Poodle.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
 
−
whatever you wanted to see.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You had your "experience." Now you
 
−
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Well...
 
−
- Well?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Well, I met someone.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
 
−
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Spider?
 
−
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know it's the hottest thing,
 
−
with the eight legs and all.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can't get by that face.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So who is she?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
She's... human.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No, no. That's a bee law.
 
−
You wouldn't break a bee law.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Her name's Vanessa.
 
−
- Oh, boy.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We're not dating.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're flying outside the hive, talking
 
−
to humans that attack our homes
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
with power washers and M-80s!
 
−
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
She saved my life!
 
−
And she understands me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is over!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Eat this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is not over! What was that?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- They call it a crumb.
 
−
- It was so stingin' stripey!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And that's not what they eat.
 
−
That's what falls off what they eat!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
 
−
- No.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
 
−
They heat it up...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sit down!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
...really hot!
 
−
- Listen to me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We are not them! We're us.
 
−
There's us and there's them!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yes, but who can deny
 
−
the heart that is yearning?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There's no yearning.
 
−
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You have got to start thinking bee,
 
−
my friend. Thinking bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Thinking bee.
 
−
- Thinking bee.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
−
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There he is. He's in the pool.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You know what your problem is, Barry?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I gotta start thinking bee?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How much longer will this go on?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's been three days!
 
−
Why aren't you working?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I've got a lot of big life decisions
 
−
to think about.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What life? You have no life!
 
−
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Would it kill you
 
−
to make a little honey?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, come out.
 
−
Your father's talking to you.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Martin, would you talk to him?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, I'm talking to you!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You coming?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Got everything?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All set!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Don't be too long.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Watch this!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- We're still here.
 
−
- I told you not to yell at him.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He doesn't respond to yelling!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Then why yell at me?
 
−
- Because you don't listen!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm not listening to this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sorry, I've gotta go.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Where are you going?
 
−
- I'm meeting a friend.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bye.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They have a huge parade
 
−
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
 
−
that's every florist's dream!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Up on a float, surrounded
 
−
by flowers, crowds cheering.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A tournament. Do the roses
 
−
compete in athletic events?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No. All right, I've got one.
 
−
How come you don't fly everywhere?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's exhausting. Why don't you
 
−
run everywhere? It's faster.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
 
−
All right, your turn.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
 
−
That's insane!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You don't have that?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
 
−
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, my.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Dumb bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You must want to sting all those jerks.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We try not to sting.
 
−
It's usually fatal for us.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So you have to watch your temper.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Very carefully.
 
−
You kick a wall, take a walk,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
write an angry letter and throw it out.
 
−
Work through it like any emotion:
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Anger, jealousy, lust.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What is wrong with you?!
 
−
- It's a bug.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He's not bothering anybody.
 
−
Get out of here, you creep!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It felt like about 10 pages.
 
−
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You've really got that
 
−
down to a science.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
 
−
- I'll bet.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What in the name
 
−
of Mighty Hercules is this?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How did this get here?
 
−
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ray Liotta Private Select?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Is he that actor?
 
−
- I never heard of him.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Why is this here?
 
−
- For people. We eat it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You don't have
 
−
enough food of your own?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Well, yes.
 
−
- How do you get it?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Bees make it.
 
−
- I know who makes it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And it's hard to make it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
 
−
You need a whole Krelman thing!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- It's organic.
 
−
- It's our-ganic!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's just honey, Barry.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Just what?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees don't know about this!
 
−
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You've taken our homes, schools,
 
−
hospitals! This is all we have!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And it's on sale?!
 
−
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm getting to the bottom
 
−
of all of this!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hey, Hector.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You almost done?
 
−
- Almost.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He is here. I sense it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Well, I guess I'll go home now
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
and just leave this nice honey out,
 
−
with no one around.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're busted, box boy!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I knew I heard something.
 
−
So you can talk!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can talk.
 
−
And now you'll start talking!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
 
−
Who's your supplier?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't understand.
 
−
I thought we were friends.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The last thing we want
 
−
to do is upset bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're too late! It's ours now!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You, sir, have crossed
 
−
the wrong sword!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You, sir, will be lunch
 
−
for my iguana, Ignacio!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Where is the honey coming from?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Tell me where!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Orazy person!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What horrible thing has happened here?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
These faces, they never knew
 
−
what hit them. And now
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
they're on the road to nowhere!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Just keep still.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What? You're not dead?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
 
−
that moves. Where you headed?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
To Honey Farms.
 
−
I am onto something huge here.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
 
−
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm going to Tacoma.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- And you?
 
−
- He really is dead.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Uh-oh!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What is that?!
 
−
- Oh, no!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- A wiper! Triple blade!
 
−
- Triple blade?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Why does everything have
 
−
to be so doggone clean?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How much do you people need to see?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Open your eyes!
 
−
Stick your head out the window!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
From NPR News in Washington,
 
−
I'm Oarl Kasell.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But don't kill no more bugs!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Bee!
 
−
- Moose blood guy!!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You hear something?
 
−
- Like what?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Like tiny screaming.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Turn off the radio.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Whassup, bee boy?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hey, Blood.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Just a row of honey jars,
 
−
as far as the eye could see.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wow!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I assume wherever this truck goes
 
−
is where they're getting it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I mean, that honey's ours.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Bees hang tight.
 
−
- We're all jammed in.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's a close community.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Not us, man. We on our own.
 
−
Every mosquito on his own.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What if you get in trouble?
 
−
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
 
−
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
At least you're out in the world.
 
−
You must meet girls.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
 
−
get with a moth, dragonfly.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You got to be kidding me!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mooseblood's about to leave
 
−
the building! So long, bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Hey, guys!
 
−
- Mooseblood!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
 
−
Did you bring your crazy straw?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
 
−
and it's pretty much pure profit.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What is this place?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A bee's got a brain
 
−
the size of a pinhead.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They are pinheads!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Pinhead.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Oheck out the new smoker.
 
−
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The Thomas 3000!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Smoker?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
 
−
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A couple breaths of this
 
−
knocks them right out.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They make the honey,
 
−
and we make the money.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
"They make the honey,
 
−
and we make the money"?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, my!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What's going on? Are you OK?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Do you know you're
 
−
in a fake hive with fake walls?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Our queen was moved here.
 
−
We had no choice.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is your queen?
 
−
That's a man in women's clothes!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's a drag queen!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What is this?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, no!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There's hundreds of them!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bee honey.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
 
−
on a massive scale!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is worse than anything bears
 
−
have done! I intend to do something.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, Barry, stop.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Who told you humans are taking
 
−
our honey? That's a rumor.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Do these look like rumors?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's a conspiracy theory.
 
−
These are obviously doctored photos.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How did you get mixed up in this?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He's been talking to humans.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What?
 
−
- Talking to humans?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He has a human girlfriend.
 
−
And they make out!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Make out? Barry!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We do not.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You wish you could.
 
−
- Whose side are you on?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
 
−
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, this is what you want
 
−
to do with your life?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I want to do it for all our lives.
 
−
Nobody works harder than bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Dad, I remember you
 
−
coming home so overworked
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
your hands were still stirring.
 
−
You couldn't stop.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I remember that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What right do they have to our honey?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We live on two cups a year. They put it
 
−
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sting them where it really hurts.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
In the face! The eye!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- That would hurt.
 
−
- No.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Up the nose? That's a killer.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There's only one place you can sting
 
−
the humans, one place where it matters.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hive at Five, the hive's only
 
−
full-hour action news source.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No more bee beards!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Weather with Storm Stinger.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And Jeanette Ohung.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
 
−
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
intends to sue the human race
 
−
for stealing our honey,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
packaging it and profiting
 
−
from it illegally!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
we'll have three former queens here in
 
−
our studio, discussing their new book,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Olassy Ladies,
 
−
out this week on Hexagon.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
 
−
from the hive. I can't do this"?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees have never been afraid
 
−
to change the world.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What about Bee Oolumbus?
 
−
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We were thinking
 
−
of stickball or candy stores.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How old are you?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The bee community
 
−
is supporting you in this case,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
which will be the trial
 
−
of the bee century.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You know, they have a Larry King
 
−
in the human world too.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's a common name. Next week...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He looks like you and has a show
 
−
and suspenders and colored dots...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Next week...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
 
−
guest even though you just heard 'em.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bear Week next week!
 
−
They're scary, hairy and here live.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
 
−
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
In tennis, you attack
 
−
at the point of weakness!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
 
−
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Quiet, please.
 
−
Actual work going on here.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Is that that same bee?
 
−
- Yes, it is!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm helping him sue the human race.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Hello.
 
−
- Hello, bee.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is Ken.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
 
−
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Why does he talk again?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Listen, you better go
 
−
'cause we're really busy working.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But it's our yogurt night!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bye-bye.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You poor thing.
 
−
You two have been at this for hours!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yes, and Adam here
 
−
has been a huge help.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Frosting...
 
−
- How many sugars?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Just one. I try not
 
−
to use the competition.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So why are you helping me?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees have good qualities.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And it takes my mind off the shop.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Instead of flowers, people
 
−
are giving balloon bouquets now.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Those are great, if you're three.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And artificial flowers.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
 
−
- Yeah, me too.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees must hate those fake things!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Nothing worse
 
−
than a daffodil that's had work done.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Maybe this could make up
 
−
for it a little bit.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
 
−
- I guess.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You sure you want to go through with it?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Am I sure? When I'm done with
 
−
the humans, they won't be able
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
 
−
without paying a royalty!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's an incredible scene
 
−
here in downtown Manhattan,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
where the world anxiously waits,
 
−
because for the first time in history,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
we will hear for ourselves
 
−
if a honeybee can actually speak.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's pretty big, isn't it?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can't believe how many humans
 
−
don't work during the day.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You think billion-dollar multinational
 
−
food companies have good lawyers?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Everybody needs to stay
 
−
behind the barricade.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What's the matter?
 
−
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You boys work on this?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All rise! The Honorable
 
−
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right. Oase number 4475,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Superior Oourt of New York,
 
−
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
is now in session.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
 
−
the five food companies collectively?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A privilege.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Benson... you're representing
 
−
all the bees of the world?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
 
−
we're ready to proceed.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Montgomery,
 
−
your opening statement, please.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
my grandmother was a simple woman.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Born on a farm, she believed
 
−
it was man's divine right
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
to benefit from the bounty
 
−
of nature God put before us.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
 
−
Mr. Benson imagines,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
just think of what would it mean.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I would have to negotiate
 
−
with the silkworm
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
for the elastic in my britches!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Talking bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How do we know this isn't some sort of
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
holographic motion-picture-capture
 
−
Hollywood wizardry?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They could be using laser beams!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
 
−
Oloning! For all we know,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
he could be on steroids!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Benson?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ladies and gentlemen,
 
−
there's no trickery here.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm just an ordinary bee.
 
−
Honey's pretty important to me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's important to all bees.
 
−
We invented it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We make it. And we protect it
 
−
with our lives.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Unfortunately, there are
 
−
some people in this room
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
who think they can take it from us
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
'cause we're the little guys!
 
−
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
 
−
you not only take everything we have
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
but everything we are!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I wish he'd dress like that
 
−
all the time. So nice!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oall your first witness.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
 
−
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I suppose so.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I see you also own
 
−
Honeyburton and Honron!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yes, they provide beekeepers
 
−
for our farms.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Beekeeper. I find that
 
−
to be a very disturbing term.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't imagine you employ
 
−
any bee-free-ers, do you?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- No.
 
−
- I couldn't hear you.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- No.
 
−
- No.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Because you don't free bees.
 
−
You keep bees. Not only that,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
it seems you thought a bear would be
 
−
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They're very lovable creatures.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You mean like this?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bears kill bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How'd you like his head crashing
 
−
through your living room?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Biting into your couch!
 
−
Spitting out your throw pillows!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
 
−
Your name intrigues me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Where have I heard it before?
 
−
- I was with a band called The Police.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But you've never been
 
−
a police officer, have you?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No, I haven't.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No, you haven't. And so here
 
−
we have yet another example
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
of bee culture casually
 
−
stolen by a human
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
for nothing more than
 
−
a prance-about stage name.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, please.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Because I'm feeling
 
−
a little stung, Sting.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Liotta, first,
 
−
belated congratulations on
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
your Emmy win for a guest spot
 
−
on ER in 2005.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Thank you. Thank you.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I see from your resume
 
−
that you're devilishly handsome
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
with a churning inner turmoil
 
−
that's ready to blow.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Not yet it isn't. But is this
 
−
what it's come to for you?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
 
−
so you don't
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
have to rehearse
 
−
your part and learn your lines, sir?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Watch it, Benson!
 
−
I could blow right now!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This isn't a goodfella.
 
−
This is a badfella!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Why doesn't someone just step on
 
−
this creep, and we can all go home?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Order in this court!
 
−
- You're all thinking it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Order! Order, I say!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Say it!
 
−
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I think it was awfully nice
 
−
of that bear to pitch in like that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I think the jury's on our side.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Are we doing everything right, legally?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm a florist.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
To a great team!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Well, hello.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Ken!
 
−
- Hello.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I didn't think you were coming.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No, I was just late.
 
−
I tried to call, but... the battery.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
 
−
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, that was lucky.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There's a little left.
 
−
I could heat it up.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm not much for the game myself.
 
−
The ball's a little grabby.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's where I usually sit.
 
−
Right... there.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
and he agreed with me that eating with
 
−
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You think I don't see what you're doing?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know how hard it is to find
 
−
the rightjob. We have that in common.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Do we?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees have 100 percent employment,
 
−
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's just what
 
−
I was thinking about doing.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
 
−
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah, you do that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Look at that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You know, I've just about had it
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
with your little mind games.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What's that?
 
−
- Italian Vogue.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
A lot of ads.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Remember what Van said, why is
 
−
your life more valuable than mine?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I think something stinks in here!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I love the smell of flowers.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How do you like the smell of flames?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Not as much.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Water bug! Not taking sides!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
 
−
This is pathetic!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I've got issues!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You're bluffing.
 
−
- Am I?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Surf's up, dude!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Poo water!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That bowl is gnarly.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You know, I don't even like honey!
 
−
I don't eat it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We need to talk!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He's just a little bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And he happens to be
 
−
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Long time? What are you talking about?!
 
−
Are there other bugs in your life?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No, but there are other things bugging
 
−
me in life. And you're one of them!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
My nerves are fried from riding
 
−
on this emotional roller coaster!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Goodbye, Ken.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And for your information,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
 
−
sweeteners made by man!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm sorry about all that.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know it's got
 
−
an aftertaste! I like it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I always felt there was some kind
 
−
of barrier between Ken and me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I couldn't overcome it.
 
−
Oh, well.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Are you OK for the trial?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I believe Mr. Montgomery
 
−
is about out of ideas.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We would like to call
 
−
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Good idea! You can really see why he's
 
−
considered one of the best lawyers...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yeah.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Layton, you've
 
−
gotta weave some magic
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
with this jury,
 
−
or it's gonna be all over.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Don't worry. The only thing I have
 
−
to do to turn this jury around
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
is to remind them
 
−
of what they don't like about bees.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You got the tweezers?
 
−
- Are you allergic?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
 
−
what I think we'd all like to know.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What exactly is your relationship
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
to that woman?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We're friends.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Good friends?
 
−
- Yes.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How good? Do you live together?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait a minute...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Are you her little...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
...bedbug?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
 
−
From what I understand,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
doesn't your queen give birth
 
−
to all the bee children?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Yeah, but...
 
−
- So those aren't your real parents!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Oh, Barry...
 
−
- Yes, they are!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hold me back!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're an illegitimate bee,
 
−
aren't you, Benson?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He's denouncing bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Don't y'all date your cousins?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Objection!
 
−
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, I'm hit!!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Order! Order!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The venom! The venom
 
−
is coursing through my veins!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I have been felled
 
−
by a winged beast of destruction!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You see? You can't treat them
 
−
like equals! They're striped savages!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Stinging's the only thing
 
−
they know! It's their way!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Adam, stay with me.
 
−
- I can't feel my legs.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What angel of mercy
 
−
will come forward to suck the poison
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
from my heaving buttocks?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I will have order in this court. Order!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Order, please!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The case of the honeybees
 
−
versus the human race
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
took a pointed turn against the bees
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
yesterday when one of their legal
 
−
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Hey, buddy.
 
−
- Hey.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Is there much pain?
 
−
- Yeah.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It doesn't matter. What matters is
 
−
you're alive. You could have died.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They got it from the cafeteria
 
−
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Look, there's
 
−
a little celery still on it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What was it like to sting someone?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can't explain it. It was all...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All adrenaline and then...
 
−
and then ecstasy!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You think it was all a trap?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Of course. I'm sorry.
 
−
I flew us right into this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
 
−
just a couple of bugs in this world.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What will the humans do to us
 
−
if they win?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't know.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
 
−
That doesn't sound so bad.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Adam, they check in,
 
−
but they don't check out!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, my.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oould you get a nurse
 
−
to close that window?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Why?
 
−
- The smoke.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees don't smoke.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Right. Bees don't smoke.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees don't smoke!
 
−
But some bees are smoking.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's it! That's our case!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It is? It's not over?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Get back to the court and stall.
 
−
Stall any way you can.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Flayman.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Where is the rest of your team?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
and as a result,
 
−
we don't make very good time.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I actually heard a funny story about...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Your Honor,
 
−
haven't these ridiculous bugs
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
taken up enough
 
−
of this court's valuable time?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How much longer will we allow
 
−
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They have presented no compelling
 
−
evidence to support their charges
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
against my clients,
 
−
who run legitimate businesses.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I move for a complete dismissal
 
−
of this entire case!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
to have to consider
 
−
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Where is your proof?
 
−
Where is the evidence?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Show me the smoking gun!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hold it, Your Honor!
 
−
You want a smoking gun?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Here is your smoking gun.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What is that?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's a bee smoker!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What, this?
 
−
This harmless little contraption?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This couldn't hurt a fly,
 
−
let alone a bee.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Look at what has happened
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
to bees who have never been asked,
 
−
"Smoking or non?"
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Is this what nature intended for us?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
To be forcibly addicted
 
−
to smoke machines
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Living out our lives as honey slaves
 
−
to the white man?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What are we gonna do?
 
−
- He's playing the species card.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
 
−
free these bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Free the bees! Free the bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Free the bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Free the bees! Free the bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The court finds in favor of the bees!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa, we won!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I knew you could do it! High-five!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sorry.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm OK! You know what this means?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All the honey
 
−
will finally belong to the bees.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Now we won't have
 
−
to work so hard all the time.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is an unholy perversion
 
−
of the balance of nature, Benson.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You'll regret this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, how much honey is out there?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right. One at a time.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, who are you wearing?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
 
−
and I have no pants.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What if Montgomery's right?
 
−
- What do you mean?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We've been living the bee way
 
−
a long time, 27 million years.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oongratulations on your victory.
 
−
What will you demand as a settlement?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
 
−
of all bee work camps.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Then we want back the honey
 
−
that was ours to begin with,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
every last drop.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We demand an end to the glorification
 
−
of the bear as anything more
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
than a filthy, smelly,
 
−
bad-breath stink machine.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We're all aware
 
−
of what they do in the woods.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait for my signal.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Take him out.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He'll have nauseous
 
−
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And we will no longer tolerate
 
−
bee-negative nicknames...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
...unnecessary inclusion of honey
 
−
in bogus health products
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
and la-dee-da human
 
−
tea-time snack garnishments.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oan't breathe.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bring it in, boys!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hold it right there! Good.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Tap it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
 
−
and there's gallons more coming!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- I think we need to shut down!
 
−
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Shut down honey production!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Stop making honey!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Turn your key, sir!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What do we do now?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oannonball!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We're shutting honey production!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mission abort.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
 
−
Returning to base.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Adam, you wouldn't believe
 
−
how much honey was out there.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, yeah?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What's going on? Where is everybody?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Are they out celebrating?
 
−
- They're home.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They don't know what to do.
 
−
Laying out, sleeping in.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
 
−
to San Antonio with a cricket.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
At least we got our honey back.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
 
−
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's the greatest thing in the world!
 
−
I was excited to be part of making it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This was my new desk. This was my
 
−
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And now...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Now I can't.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't understand
 
−
why they're not happy.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I thought their lives would be better!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
 
−
Honey really changes people.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You don't have any idea
 
−
what's going on, do you?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What did you want to show me?
 
−
- This.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What happened here?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That is not the half of it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, no. Oh, my.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They're all wilting.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Doesn't look very good, does it?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And whose fault do you think that is?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bees?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Specifically, me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I didn't think bees not needing to make
 
−
honey would affect all these things.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's notjust flowers.
 
−
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's our whole SAT test right there.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Take away produce, that affects
 
−
the entire animal kingdom.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And then, of course...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The human species?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So if there's no more pollination,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
it could all just go south here,
 
−
couldn't it?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know this is also partly my fault.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How about a suicide pact?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How do we do it?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
 
−
- Thatjust kills you twice.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Right, right.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Listen, Barry...
 
−
sorry, but I gotta get going.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I had to open my mouth and talk.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
 
−
Where are you going?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
 
−
in Pasadena.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They've moved it to this weekend
 
−
because all the flowers are dying.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's the last chance
 
−
I'll ever have to see it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
 
−
I never meant it to turn out like this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know. Me neither.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Tournament of Roses.
 
−
Roses can't do sports.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Roses!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Roses?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Roses are flowers!
 
−
- Yes, they are.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Flowers, bees, pollen!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know.
 
−
That's why this is the last parade.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Maybe not.
 
−
Oould you ask him to slow down?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oould you slow down?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
OK, I made a huge mistake.
 
−
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yes, it kind of is.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I've ruined the planet.
 
−
I wanted to help you
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
with the flower shop.
 
−
I've made it worse.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Actually, it's completely closed down.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But I have another idea, and it's
 
−
greater than my previous ideas combined.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I don't want to hear it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right, they have the roses,
 
−
the roses have the pollen.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know every bee, plant
 
−
and flower bud in this park.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All we gotta do is get what they've got
 
−
back here with what we've got.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Bees.
 
−
- Park.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Pollen!
 
−
- Flowers.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Repollination!
 
−
- Across the nation!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Tournament of Roses,
 
−
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They've got nothing
 
−
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Security will be tight.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I have an idea.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Official floral business. It's real.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Thank you. It was a gift.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Once inside,
 
−
we just pick the right float.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How about The Princess and the Pea?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I could be the princess,
 
−
and you could be the pea!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Yes, I got it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Where should I sit?
 
−
- What are you?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- I believe I'm the pea.
 
−
- The pea?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It goes under the mattresses.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
 
−
- I'm getting the marshal.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You do that!
 
−
This whole parade is a fiasco!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Let's see what this baby'll do.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hey, what are you doing?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Then all we do
 
−
is blend in with traffic...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
...without arousing suspicion.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Once at the airport,
 
−
there's no stopping us.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Stop! Security.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You and your insect pack your float?
 
−
- Yes.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Has it been
 
−
in your possession the entire time?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Would you remove your shoes?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Remove your stinger.
 
−
- It's part of me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I know. Just having some fun.
 
−
Enjoy your flight.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
 
−
just enough pollen to do the job.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
 
−
have just enough pollen to do the job!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I think this is gonna work.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's got to work.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Attention, passengers,
 
−
this is Oaptain Scott.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We have a bit of bad weather
 
−
in New York.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It looks like we'll experience
 
−
a couple hours delay.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, these are cut flowers
 
−
with no water. They'll never make it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I gotta get up there
 
−
and talk to them.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Be careful.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oan I get help
 
−
with the Sky Mall magazine?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'd like to order the talking
 
−
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- What'd you say, Hal?
 
−
- Nothing.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Bee!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Don't freak out! My entire species...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What are you doing?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
 
−
- Who's an attorney?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Don't move.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, Barry.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Good afternoon, passengers.
 
−
This is your captain.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
 
−
please report to the cockpit?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
And please hurry!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
What happened here?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
There was a DustBuster,
 
−
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
One's bald, one's in a boat,
 
−
they're both unconscious!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Is that another bee joke?
 
−
- No!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No one's flying the plane!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
 
−
What's your status?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is Vanessa Bloome.
 
−
I'm a florist from New York.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Where's the pilot?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
He's unconscious,
 
−
and so is the copilot.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Not good. Does anyone onboard
 
−
have flight experience?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
As a matter of fact, there is.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Who's that?
 
−
- Barry Benson.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa, this is nothing more
 
−
than a big metal bee.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can't fly a plane.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
 
−
- Yes.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How hard could it be?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait, Barry!
 
−
We're headed into some lightning.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
 
−
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
where a suspenseful scene
 
−
is developing.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry Benson,
 
−
fresh from his legal victory...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's Barry!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
...is attempting to land a plane,
 
−
loaded with people, flowers
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
and an incapacitated flight crew.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Flowers?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We have a storm in the area
 
−
and two individuals at the controls
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
with absolutely no flight experience.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Just a minute.
 
−
There's a bee on that plane.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
 
−
and his no-account compadres.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
They've done enough damage.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But isn't he your only hope?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Technically, a bee
 
−
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Their wings are too small...
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Haven't we heard this a million times?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
"The surface area of the wings
 
−
and body mass make no sense."
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Get this on the air!
 
−
- Got it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Stand by.
 
−
- We're going live.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Making honey takes a lot of bees
 
−
doing a lot of small jobs.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
But let me tell you about a small job.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
If you do it well,
 
−
it makes a big difference.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
More than we realized.
 
−
To us, to everyone.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's why I want to get bees
 
−
back to working together.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's the bee way!
 
−
We're not made of Jell-O.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
We get behind a fellow.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Black and yellow!
 
−
- Hello!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Left, right, down, hover.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Hover?
 
−
- Forget hover.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
This isn't so hard.
 
−
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, what happened?!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Wait, I think we were
 
−
on autopilot the whole time.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- That may have been helping me.
 
−
- And now we're not!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All of you, let's get
 
−
behind this fellow! Move it out!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Move out!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
 
−
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Don't have to yell.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I'm not yelling!
 
−
We're in a lot of trouble.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's very hard to concentrate
 
−
with that panicky tone in your voice!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I can't do this!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
 
−
You have to snap out of it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You snap out of it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You snap out of it.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You snap out of it!
 
−
- You snap out of it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You snap out of it!
 
−
- You snap out of it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- You snap out of it!
 
−
- You snap out of it!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Hold it!
 
−
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
How is the plane flying?
 
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I don't know.
 
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Hello?
 
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Benson, got any flowers
 
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for a happy occasion in there?
 
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The Pollen Jocks!
 
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They do get behind a fellow.
 
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- Black and yellow.
 
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- Hello.
 
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All right, let's drop this tin can
 
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on the blacktop.
 
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Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
 
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No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
 
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Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
 
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- Thinking bee.
 
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- Thinking bee.
 
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Thinking bee!
 
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Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
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Wait a minute.
 
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I think I'm feeling something.
 
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- What?
 
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- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
 
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Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
 
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Bring the nose down.
 
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Thinking bee!
 
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Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
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- What in the world is on the tarmac?
 
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- Get some lights on that!
 
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Thinking bee!
 
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Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
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- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
 
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- OK.
 
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Out the engines. We're going in
 
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on bee power. Ready, boys?
 
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Affirmative!
 
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Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
 
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Land on that flower!
 
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Ready? Full reverse!
 
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Spin it around!
 
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- Not that flower! The other one!
 
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- Which one?
 
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- That flower.
 
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- I'm aiming at the flower!
 
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That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
 
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I mean the giant pulsating flower
 
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made of millions of bees!
 
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Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
 
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Rotate around it.
 
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- This is insane, Barry!
 
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- This's the only way I know how to fly.
 
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Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
 
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flying in an insect-like pattern?
 
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Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
 
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Smell it. Full reverse!
 
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Just drop it. Be a part of it.
 
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Aim for the center!
 
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Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
 
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Oome on, already.
 
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Barry, we did it!
 
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You taught me how to fly!
 
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- Yes. No high-five!
 
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- Right.
 
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Barry, it worked!
 
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Did you see the giant flower?
 
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What giant flower? Where? Of course
 
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I saw the flower! That was genius!
 
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- Thank you.
 
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- But we're not done yet.
 
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Listen, everyone!
 
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This runway is covered
 
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with the last pollen
 
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from the last flowers
 
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available anywhere on Earth.
 
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That means this is our last chance.
 
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We're the only ones who make honey,
 
−
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
 
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If we're gonna survive as a species,
 
−
this is our moment! What do you say?
 
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Are we going to be bees, orjust
 
−
Museum of Natural History keychains?
 
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We're bees!
 
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Keychain!
 
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−
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hold on, Barry. Here.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You've earned this.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
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Yeah!
 
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−
 
 
−
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
 
−
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Oh, yeah.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That's our Barry.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Mom! The bees are back!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
If anybody needs
 
−
to make a call, now's the time.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I got a feeling we'll be
 
−
working late tonight!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Here's your change. Have a great
 
−
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Would you like some honey with that?
 
−
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
 
−
And I don't see a nickel!
 
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−
 
 
−
Sometimes I just feel
 
−
like a piece of meat!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
I had no idea.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, I'm sorry.
 
−
Have you got a moment?
 
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−
 
 
−
Would you excuse me?
 
−
My mosquito associate will help you.
 
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−
 
 
−
Sorry I'm late.
 
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−
 
 
−
He's a lawyer too?
 
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−
 
 
−
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
 
−
All I needed was a briefcase.
 
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−
 
 
−
Have a great afternoon!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
 
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and I can't get them anywhere.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
No problem, Vannie.
 
−
Just leave it to me.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
 
−
Oan I help who's next?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
All right, scramble, jocks!
 
−
It's time to fly.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Thank you, Barry!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
That bee is living my life!
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Let it go, Kenny.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- When will this nightmare end?!
 
−
- Let it all go.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Beautiful day to fly.
 
−
- Sure is.
 
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−
 
 
−
Between you and me,
 
−
I was dying to get out of that office.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
You have got
 
−
to start thinking bee, my friend.
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
- Thinking bee!
 
−
- Me?
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
Hold it. Let's just stop
 
−
for a second. Hold it.
 
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−
 
 
−
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
 
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Oan we stop here?
 
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−
 
 
−
I'm not making a major life decision
 
−
during a production number!
 
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All right. Take ten, everybody.
 
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Wrap it up, guys.
 
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−
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
 

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Gun control is a term used by liberals when advocating unconstitutional laws designed to disarm[1] people by restricting the lawful purchase, ownership, or carrying of guns, under the guise of "public safety." Studies show that increasing lawful access to guns results in less crime,[2] but, despite the fact that gun ownership is a Constitutional right, Leftists push gun control because it increases the dependency of voters on government for protection while disarming citizens from any self-defense against violent crime or tyranny such as genocide. Supporters of gun control need only to look at leftist dictatorships such as Venezuela.[3][4]

The political effect of gun control is to shift voters leftward, and hence gun control is pushed hard by the liberal media and leftist politicians.[5] In the United Kingdom, which already has the strictest gun control in Europe, leftists demand control over 120,000 deactivated guns, although their activation and use constitute only 0.04% of all gun offenses there. But leftists want gun control because fewer guns means greater dependency on government.[6] Gun control can be considered a form of doublespeak.

In a stunning blow to the gun control effort just after Independence Day 2018, the case Defense Distributed v. U.S. Department of State resulted in a settlement[7] and an admission on part of the Department of Justice that stated:

Non-automatic firearms up to .50-caliber – including modern semi-auto sporting rifles such as the popular AR-15 and similar firearms – are not inherently military.[8]

Background

Gun control is a denial or limitation by governments of the right to armed self-defense. "In contrast to most other weaponry, firearms are preeminently defensive in effect."[9] as promised by the Second Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America. Genocide has occurred only after gun control first disarmed the citizenry.[9]

Proponents use the discredited – but superficially appealing – claim that fewer lawfully-owned guns lead to less crime, although guns are primarily defensive weapons[10][11] (see Concealed carry).

Gun control laws cause enormous hardships. In May 2012, a gun control law resulted in a 20-year prison sentence against an African American woman for merely firing warning shots against her husband, and there was widespread outrage in Florida against this unconscionable sentence.[12]

On the federal level of the United States, the three primary federal gun control laws are:

These laws have further been amended by other laws such as the Firearms Owners Protection Act (1986) and the Omnibus Crime Bill (1994). Seeking a loophole in the federal gun laws, in 2009 Montana passed a law "making guns that are made and kept within state boundaries exempt from federal regulations" including "background checks, licensing and registration."[13] However, the US Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit held that all gun sales affect interstate commerce to the point that federal regulation attaches to guns even if the gun owners and manufacturer promise to keep that make of gun within a single state.[14]

Most gun control laws are found on the state level, particularly in liberal-leaning states.[15]

Weapon forfeiture

One of the main stated goals of gun control is to prevent criminals from using weapons to commit crimes. So, in addition to laws regulating the sale and possession of weapons, some laws specify forfeiture if a weapon was used during the course of committing a crime. For example, Virginia Code § 19.2-386.29 provides:

All pistols, shotguns, rifles, dirks, bowie knives, switchblade knives, ballistic knives, razors, slingshots, brass or metal knucks, blackjacks, stun weapons, and other weapons used by any person in the commission of a criminal offense, shall, upon conviction of such person, be forfeited to the Commonwealth by order of the court trying the case.

There are also federal laws specifying the forfeiture of weapons used during a crime.[16]

So, to the extent that opponents of gun control laws claim that the government is trying to "take away" guns, such provisions are the focus of their concerns.

The Fallacy and Motivation for Gun Control

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Gun control potentially causes an increase in crime by restricting its main deterrent: self-defense. A study by Professor Gary Kleck, initially a liberal critic of gun control, caused him to change his mind on this issue when the evidence showed that crime was predominantly prevented when people could carry guns. See Point Blank: Guns and Violence in America.[17] In the United States, law-abiding uses of guns outnumber criminal uses by about a factor of 1000 to 1,[18] and the removal of guns from everyone eliminates the lawful use of self-defense and its deterrent effect. "Americans use firearms to defend themselves from criminals at least 764,000 times a year."[19] Specific examples of guns being used successfully in self-defense are easy to find.[20][21] "In 1982, a survey of imprisoned criminals found that 34% of them had been "scared off, shot at, wounded or captured by an armed victim."[19] When Florida began allowing its citizens to carry a concealed weapon, Florida's firearm homicide rate fell by 37% while the national average increased by 15%.[19] As explained below, the political effect of gun control is to cause voters to become more dependent emotionally on government and more supportive of bigger government.

Actual gun-related crime deaths in the United States are far out of proportion to the 300 million firearms owned by its populace.

There are about 30,000 gun-related deaths per year out of a population of 328 million, but a recent breakdown shows that even these low amounts have little to do with violent criminality. 23,000 of them are suicides, which can't be prevented by gun laws. 1,000 of them are caused by police in the line of duty, so are not connected to gun-control laws. 500 are accidental deaths, so are also non-criminal, leaving mostly criminal 5,500 gun-related deaths.

Of these 5,500, a large share of these occur in large cities, the greatness of which suggest them to be the effect of municipal mismanagement rather than an excess of firearms. For example, strict gun controls in London on the other side of the Atlantic caused a mushrooming of knife crime.

America's large cities' tendencies to violence, the deaths of which would not be expected to change, regardless of weapons of choice, can be subtracted as follows: 298 in St. Louis, 327 in Detroit, 328 in Baltimore, 764 in Chicago. These four chronically-mismanaged cities alone account for a full 30% of all statistically-reduced 5,500 criminal gun deaths, leaving 3,900 criminal gun-related causes-of-death for everywhere else in America.

Risk-comparison studies show these numbers of deaths in the United States to be small both when compared with other causes of death and when compared with the proportion of media coverage they receive.

For example 70,000+ die each year of drug overdoses, 49,000 die each year of the flu, 37,000 die of traffic fatalities, 250,000 die of preventable medical errors and 610,000 die of heart disease.

Studies by John Lott and others also indicate that gun control causes higher crime rates.[22] Washington, D.C. has one of the highest crime rates in America even though it completely bans private handguns.[23] "Switzerland, Israel, Denmark and Finland, all of whom have a higher gun ownership rate than America, all have lower crime rates than America, in fact, their crime rates are among the lowest in the Western World."[24] Lott demonstrates that in Britain, Australia and Canada, increased gun control in the late 1990s led to increased crime, the exact opposite of what the proponents of the gun control promised.[25] States in the U.S. that have enacted concealed-carry laws enjoy lower crime rates.[26]

Source data: Australian Bureau of Statistics
Source data: Australian Bureau of Statistics


In Australia, where gun ownership was less widespread and the gun control measures were less strict, there was an immediate increase in robbery and armed robbery after the gun control went into effect in 1996 (see chart at right).[27]

There is no clear evidence supporting a decrease in crime from gun control.[28][29] Although from 1979 to 1996, 11,110 Australians died by gunshot representing an annual average of 617. In the seven years after new gun laws were announced (1997 to 2003), the yearly average almost halved, to 331. In the decade up to and including Port Arthur There have been 11 mass shootings where 100 people were shot dead and another 52 wounded, while in In the 10 years since 1996 and the new gun laws, not one mass shooting (more than five victims) has occurred in Australia (although in 2002 a gunman killed two and wounded four at Monash University) [30]

Subsequent to gun control in England:[31]

"from 1997 to 2001, the rate of violent crime more than doubled. Your chances of being mugged in London are now [as of 2002] six times greater than in New York. England's rates of assault, robbery, and burglary are far higher than America's, and 53 percent of English burglaries occur while occupants are at home, compared with 13 percent in the U.S., where burglars admit to fearing armed homeowners more than the police. In a United Nations study of crime in 18 developed nations published in July, England and Wales led the Western world's crime league, with nearly 55 crimes per 100 people."[32]

Gun control in Britain and Australia has been followed by a predictable shift to the left politically by voters as they lost their instrument of self-defense and became more emotionally dependent on government. Contrast that with the United States, where an effort to push gun control after the Columbine massacre failed in 2000 and the government has remained as conservative—if not more so—ever since.

The emasculation of the citizenry by gun control also arguably reduces the resistance of a society to intimidation, and exacerbates fear of consequences from causing offense. Subsequent to the passage of strict gun control in England some teachers have avoided teaching controversial subjects such as the Holocaust, the Arab-Israeli conflict and the Crusades during history classes.[33] Teaching Emotive and Controversial History 3-19 (p. 15) The anti-self-defense attitude of British authorities has also turned criminals into "victims" and victims who fight back into "criminals." One particularly egregious case involved a farmer being sentenced to life imprisonment for defending himself in his home after the home was repeatedly burglarized [34]

Trends

After decades of increasing gun control laws, the current trend in the United States is in the direction of more gun rights. The 1994 Omnibus Crime Bill included a ban on certain new rifles labeled assault rifles solely because of features of their appearance, and on new high-capacity magazines. This law recently expired and was not renewed by Congress. Also, Washington D.C.'s gun ban was struck down as unconstitutional by the U.S. Court of Appeals on March 9, 2007.[35][36]

By removing the deterrent effect of guns, gun control causes dramatic increases in crimes committed with other weapons:[37]

You are now six times more likely to be mugged in London than New York. Why? Because as common law appreciated, not only does an armed individual have the ability to protect himself or herself but criminals are less likely to attack them. They help keep the peace. A study found American burglars fear armed home-owners more than the police. As a result burglaries are much rarer and only 13% occur when people are at home, in contrast to 53% in England.

Supporters of gun control argue that homicide with guns is much less in England than in the United States,[38] but that was true even before gun control and is likely due to cultural reasons. "A study comparing New York and London over 200 years found the New York homicide rate consistently five times the London rate, although for most of that period residents of both cities had unrestricted access to firearms. When guns were available in England they were seldom used in crime. A government study for 1890-1892 found an average of one handgun homicide a year in a population of 30 million."[37]

Gun control laws are often seen to conflict with the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, which recognizes the right to bear arms. The Second Amendment reads: "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

The "right to keep and bear arms" is a right guaranteed to the American citizen by the Bill of Rights through the virtue of a selective reading of said Bill. The phrase "a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state" precedes the statement, and most federal Courts of Appeals have held that this phrase requires that the "right to bear arms" relates to the collective rights of state militias, as opposed to the individual's rights to have any weapon desired. Just recently, the Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit went against nine other circuits in holding that the Second Amendment constitutes an individual right.[39][40] However, according to the judge writing for the majority in this case, its decision does still allow for "reasonable restrictions" on gun ownership and use, such as carrying of guns by intoxicated individuals, or in churches.

Only six cities in the United States ban handguns: Washington, D.C., Chicago, and four of its suburbs.[41] Some specific locations have also been labeled "gun-free zones," including schools, shopping malls, movie theaters, corporate offices, and more. In most cases, mass-shootings take place in these gun-free zones, since those who obey the rules do not carry, while those already planning to break the law disregard this rule. When attempted in areas where firearms are permitted, mass-shootings have often been quickly stopped by armed citizens.

Support for stricter gun control laws fell deeply between 1992 and 2012, and while it rose in the succeeding six years, support levels remained far lower than in 1992.[42]

Overview

"Gun control" can include:

  • Restricting which persons can own firearms.
  • Restrictions on the number of firearms a person may own, or purchase during a given time period
  • Requirements that privately owned firearms be registered with the government.
  • Bans on certain types of firearms; for example, "handguns" or assault rifles
  • Restrictions on where firearms may be carried, for example into restaurants or post offices
  • Requiring a "background check" and/or a "waiting period" to purchase a firearm
  • Restricting when and where firearms may be bought and sold, for example banning their sale through the mail
  • Requiring licenses or some other form of permission from the government to buy and/or sell a firearm
  • Requiring some form of permission from the government to carry a firearm in public, either concealed or openly
  • Laws granting special gun rights for some people, for example, retired law enforcement officers, which are denied the rest of the public, which was used in several southern states.
  • Outright bans on carrying firearms in public
  • Outright bans on private possession of firearms, though this has never occurred in the United States (with the exception of some municipalities, prior to those bans being struck down in court)

Arguments in favor

"The only purpose of a gun is to kill people."

The sixth commandment of the Ten Commandments in Exodus 20:13 in the Bible states, "You shall not murder."

Advocates point to the number of accidental deaths caused by children gaining access to improperly-stored guns. According to the Brady Campaign, a liberal organization that advocates for gun control, in the United States, " 1 out of 3 homes with kids have guns and nearly 1.7 million children live in a home with an unlocked, loaded gun."[43]

Another argument is that of suicide prevention. Guns are highly effective tools for committing suicide with a reported success rate of over 95%, whereas other common methods such as overdoses and cutting have a less than 10% success rate.

Arguments against

Ann Coulter wrote, "Numerous studies, including one by the National Institute of Justice, show that crime victims who resist a criminal with a gun are less likely to be injured than those who do not resist at all or who resist without a gun. That's true even when the assailant is armed."[44]

Emily Miller wrote, "New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg has spent tens of millions of his billions trying to get his gun bans instituted in the rest of America, even though these laws have never stopped criminals from getting guns."[45]

Critics, such as Awr Hawkins of Breitbart.com, have argued that background checks, a form of gun control, have done nothing to prevent gun crimes.[46]

Hawkins has also pointed out that despite France having very strict gun control laws, the nation has had many Islamic terrorist attacks that used a variety of weapons, including guns and rifes.[47]

Since 1950, 97.8% of mass public shootings have occurred in gun-free zones.[48][49] On the other hand, a 2018 analysis of FBI data by Jacob Paulsen found that 94% of all mass shootings were thwarted by law-abiding armed citizens.[50] Additionally, the U.S. experiences a lower rate of mass shootings compared to the global average.[51] Student deaths by active-shooters are nine times more likely in gun-free zones.[52]

Constitutional Debate

The Second Amendment reads:

"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

Most constitutional scholars agree that since the amendment refers to "the right of the People" instead of the right of the militia, it protects an individual right to own guns. The reason for this was the fact that the supplying of guns for the military and militas was already provided for in Article I Section 8 as a power of Congress. The extent of that right was something hotly debated for decades, until the Supreme Court ruling of 26 June 2008, Heller v District of Columbia.

The majority opinion, written by Justice Antonin Scalia, held for the first time that the Constitution provides an individual right to bear arms, such as for self-defense, rather than a right that applies only to a state militia.

The decision upheld an appellate court ruling striking down Washington, D.C.'s 1976 handgun ban. The case marked the first time in more than 70 years that the Supreme Court had addressed the Second Amendment and the first time it spoke directly about the implication of an individual right. The court struck down two of the District of Columbia's gun control laws: its handgun ban and its requirement that other firearms kept at home have a trigger lock or be disassembled.

Relying on the broader historical record, Justice Scalia wrote:

“ putting all of these textual elements together, we find that they guarantee the individual right to possess and carry weapons in case of confrontation. ”

Scalia noted that the ruling should not be interpreted to "cast doubt on long-standing prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons or the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings." [53]

Racism of gun control

In the United States of America, gun control has a strong racist origin and reasoning. Before the Civil War ended, State "Slave Codes" prohibited slaves from owning guns. After President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863, and after the Thirteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution abolishing slavery was adopted and the Civil War ended in 1865, States persisted in prohibiting blacks, now freemen, from owning guns under laws renamed "Black Codes." They did so on the basis that blacks were not citizens, and thus did not have the same rights, including the right to keep and bear arms protected in the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, as whites. This view was specifically articulated by the U.S. Supreme Court in its infamous 1857 decision in Dred Scott v. Sandford to uphold slavery.

The United States Congress overrode most portions of the Black Codes by passing the Civil Rights Act of 1866. The legislative histories of both the Civil Rights Act and the Fourteenth Amendment, as well as The Special Report of the Anti-Slavery Conference of 1867, are replete with denunciations of those particular statutes that denied blacks equal access to firearms. [Kates, "Handgun Prohibition and the Original Meaning of the Second Amendment," 82 Mich. L. Rev. 204, 256 (1983)] However, facially neutral disarming through economic means laws remain in effect.

After the adoption of the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution in 1878, most States turned to "facially neutral" business or transaction taxes on handgun purchases. However, the intention of these laws was not neutral. An article in Virginia's official university law review called for a "prohibitive tax...on the privilege" of selling handguns as a way of disarming "the son of Ham," whose "cowardly practice of 'toting' guns has been one of the most fruitful sources of crime.... Let a negro board a railroad train with a quart of mean whiskey and a pistol in his grip and the chances are that there will be a murder, or at least a row, before he alights."[54] Thus, many Southern States imposed high taxes or banned inexpensive guns so as to price blacks and poor whites out of the gun market.

Today, "gun control" laws continue to be enacted so as to have a racist effect if not intent:

  • Police-issued license and permit laws, unless drafted to require issuance to those not prohibited by law from owning guns, are routinely used to prevent lawful gun ownership among "unpopular" populations.
  • Public housing residents, approximately 3 million Americans, are singled out for gun bans.
  • "Gun sweeps" by police in "high crime neighborhoods" whereby vehicles and "pedestrians who meet a specific profile that might indicate they are carrying a weapon" are searched are becoming popular, and are being studied by the U.S. Department of Justice as "Operation Ceasefire."
  • Some U.S. cities with high minority populations, such as Washington, D.C., are singled out for gun bans.
  • "Project Exile" began in the U.S. city of Richmond, Virginia and mandated that people arrested for technical firearms violations (note: not for violent crimes committed with a firearm, but for technical violations of the law) be tried in federal court where they would be subject to lengthy mandatory minimum sentences rather than in state court under the more lenient Virginia laws. As with many other restrictions this was aimed primarily at the city's Black residents. It has since been copied in many other cities.

The Ku Klux Klan began also as a gun-control organization.[55]

Sexism of gun control

Firearms, especially lower recoiling ones such as many handguns, allow any person to wield enough power to stop another person from attacking them.[56] Many women (quite reasonably) fear the threat of attack by a physically stronger man, and a firearm could prevent many of these attacks, but gun bans leave these women vulnerable. Take the case of the “North Side Rapist” in Chicago, a city where hand guns are banned, as an example: The rapist broke in to the women's homes, and at least one of the women heard him break in and then climb the stairs. Had this woman had a handgun, she almost certainly could have stopped the rapist before it was too late. This would have prevented her from enduring such a horrific crime, as well as preventing the rapist's future victims from experiencing the same thing. Instead, Chicago law prevented her from being able to defend herself, and gave the advantage to the rapist/home-invader. This is not an isolated incident, and similar events happen every day across the county.

Elitism of gun control

Many of the most ardent American anti-gun politicians, such as Chicago's Mayor Daley, are protected by taxpayer-sponsored armed body guards, but deny law abiding citizens the right to defend themselves with a gun.[57] These politicians seemingly believe themselves to be part of an elite group who deserve to be protected against violent criminals, while ordinary law-abiding citizens are left with less-effective means to defend themselves, and must instead rely on the police arriving in time.

Gun control outside the United States

See also: Gun Control in Nazi Germany

Gun control advocates cite foreign countries to argue that gun control can reduce crime, but such comparison can be difficult due to the presence of other factors. For example, they cite Singapore as having gun control and a lower crime rate than the United States, but Singapore has a population of 5 million people and one of the highest literacy and average wealth in the world. It lacks many of the freedoms found in the United States and strictly imposes harsh physical punishment, such as caning and the death penalty, for crimes that are not punished so harshly in the United States. The real issue of the security in Singapore is its tight criminal control, not the gun control itself.

Gun control supporters also cite Japan's gun control laws, which severely restrict gun ownership and crime rates are relatively low. But Japan also lacks many freedoms and diversity which exist in the United States, and Japan has strong cultural deterrents to crime. Ironically, Japan is home to Tokyo Marui, the world's largest airsoft gun manufacturer, which designs airsoft guns that are made to the same scale and with the same materials as the real counterpart and which have been mistaken by police for real guns.

In the European Union, gun control is more strict than in the United States, but gun ownership differs widely between member states, from 36 per 100 people in Cyprus to one per 100 in Poland." In Switzerland, on the other hand, gun ownership is quite widespread, which no doubt contributes to its reputation as a peaceful and neutral country.[58] In November 2007, the European Parliament passed legislation to tighten and harmonize gun control across the EU, and oblige each member state to set up a computerized database of firearms, as it "hoped to prevent Europe from becoming a gun-friendly culture like the United States". Parliament wanted to limit cross-border trade from states with less control to those with tougher laws, such as from Lithuania, where replica guns can cost as little as €100 (US$150), to the United Kingdom, where most replicas are outlawed.

In Australia, gun violence has always been significantly lower than other types of violence.[59] Australia has not experienced considerable violence problems with legally purchased guns. It has always had a much lower homicide rate than the more violent culture in the United States.[60] From 1979 to 1996, 11,110 Australians died by gunshot representing an annual average of 617. In the seven years after new gun laws were announced (1997 to 2003), the yearly average almost halved, to 331. In the decade up to and including Port Arthur There have been 11 mass shootings where 100 people were shot dead and another 52 wounded, while in In the 10 years since 1996 and the new gun laws, not one mass shooting (more than five victims) has occurred in Australia (although in 2002 a gunman killed two and wounded four at Monash University).[30]

Gun control began in Australia in response to fears that guns would be used by home-grown Communist Revolutionaries.[61] The most restrictive reforms were made in 1996 and 2002, following highly publicized shootings.[62]

Both sets of reforms (1996 and 2002) were lead by Prime Minister John Howard of the Coalition (Australia's conservative government). Howard was well known as an anti-gun advocate.[63] The move offended gun supporters, many of whom had traditionally supported the Coalition.[63] Despite the loss of this voting group, Howard won elections following both reforms (in 1998 and 2004).

There is controversy over the success of Australia's gun restrictions. Studies suggest overall gun violence has decreased since the 1996 and 2002 bans.[62] However, Australia's bike and drug gangs, the main perpetrators of gun violence, still easily access illegal firearms.[64] Further, the overall homicide rate remains constant.[65]

Brazil enacted strict gun control laws in the early 20th century, and in the two subsequent decades saw a massive increase in violent crime.[66]

In Canada, notably authoritarian[67] Prime Minister "Jihadi Justin"[68] Trudeau exploited the worst mass shooting event in that country's history to push for stricter gun control measures, including widespread assault-weapon bans.[69] The shooter was not even a lawful gun owner.[70]

Gun Control and Genocide

Gun control "contributes to the probability of its government engaging" in genocide, including the three worst instances in the 20th century:[71]

  • The Ottoman Empire had gun control and then, from 1915 to 1918, killed 3.5 million out of 5 million Ottoman Christians, including 1.5 million out of 2 million Armenians, 750,000 out of 1 million Assyrian Christians, and 250,000 million out of 1 million Pontic Greeks.
  • In 1917, one of the first things the Bolsheviks did upon taking power was to disarm the population, and because Czarist Russia was one the most heavily armed societies on earth, the crime rate was just as low as Switzerland, and it was easier to resist Napoleon than Adolf Hitler.[72] The result of disarmament was a civil war followed by Stalin's purges, whose average estimate killed 20 million.
  • In 1938, Nazi Germany under Adolf Hitler imposed gun control and then after sparking World War II which lasted from 1939–1945, Europe under its control killed killed 6 million out of 9 million European Jews,[73] as well as 40 million Soviets (one in four were soldiers), and few millions of other Slavic groups.[74] The American Gun Control Act of 1968 is modeled off the Nazi Gun Control Act of 1938, while the FOID (Firearms Owner's ID), adopted by Illinois in 1968, is modeled off Nazi gun licensing.[75]
  • In 1935, China under Chiang Kai-shek established gun control during the Warlord period, enabling the invading Imperial Japanese Army to easily kill 8 million Chinese during World War II from 1937–1945, and then from 1966–1976, 20 million political dissidents were killed in Mao Zedong's Cultural Revolution. In Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung, Mao said, “Every Communist must grasp the truth; Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
  • From 1975–1979, Pol Pot established gun control in Cambodia exterminating three million out of nine million Cambodians.
  • In 1970, Uganda imposed gun control. Between 1971 and 1979 300,000 Christians and political oppositionals were killed.[76]

"The Nazis made only two important changes to the Weapons Law that was in place when they came to power. First, they forbade Jews from owning guns or any other weapon. Second, they exempted members of the Sturmabteilung (SA) and many Nazi party officials from the law's strictures."[9] The German Firearms Act of 1937 stated "No civilian is to have a firearm without a permit and permits shall not be issued to persons suspected of acting against the state. For Jews, this permission will not be granted. Those people who do not require permission to carry weapons include the whole of the SS, and the SA - including the Deaths Head group, and the officers of the Hitler youth." [77]

Adolf Hitler said, "The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered eastern peoples to have arms. History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so." [77]

Josef Stalin, former dictator of the USSR and murderer of over 20 million people, infamously supported gun control in the fear that his evil regime might be torn down and so only soldiers could have firearms.

Gun Control and Dictators

"One man with a gun can control 100 without one" - Vladimir Lenin

"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future." - Adolf Hitler, 1935.

"A system of licensing and registration is the perfect device to deny gun ownership to the bourgeoisie." - Vladimir Lenin

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?” - Joseph Stalin

"All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party." Chairman Mao

"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing." - quoted in Hitler's Tischegesprache Im Fuhrerhauptquartier 1941–1942.

"If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves." - Joseph Stalin

"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary" - Karl Marx[78]

Gun Control and young mass murderers

For a more detailed treatment, see Young mass murderers.

Strict gun control failed and still fails to prevent mass murderers from starting killing sprees while the victims are unable to defend themselves.

Compare the cases of Pekka-Eric Auvinen (Finland) and Robert Steinhäuser (Germany) with the case of Matthew Murray. The latter was stopped by an armed citizen before he could harm more victims; Auvinen killed 8 people and Steinhäuser killed 16. Both Finland and Germany have gun control laws.

U.S. Senator from West Virginia Joe Manchin supported legislation to establish universal background checks across the nation. He pushed it after the Sandy Hook massacre, despite the fact that even he admitted that the legislation would not have stopped the massacre, since the shooter stole the weapons he used.[46] Background checks have been shown to be ineffective in preventing other shootings as well.[46]

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Further reading

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References

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