Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution

Below are some humorous quotes about atheism and evolution:

• "I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

• "How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook." — Source Unknown

• "Plenty of people name their children Christian. No one wants to name their child Atheist." - Anonymous

• Agnostics often call themselves "weak atheists". Of course, weakness is antithetical to machismo! - quote from the essay Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

• "A writer for Creation Ministries International declares: 'Richard Dawkins upset that public doesn’t like him'. Real men don't fret about their popularity. High school girls worry about their popularity!" quote from Does Richard Dawkins lack machismo?

• "So called evolutionary "science" is like sausages. If you want to continue to believe in evolution; it is better not to see how it is being made." - Anonymous (derived from a Otto von Bismarck quote)

• "The term "strong atheism" is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. It reminds me of the term jumbo shrimp!" - Anonymous

• "Every proponent of 'weak atheism' definitely lacks machismo." - Anonymous

• "The problem with so called 'weak atheists' is that they all too often conveniently forget to tell you how utterly weak the atheist position truly is. Christianity has the proof and evidence." - Anonymous

Quote about Richard Dawkins and accusations of Islamophobia

See also: Essay: Richard Dawkins is terrified of Islam

"Whether or not not Richard Dawkins' fans wish to admit or not, Dawkins turns to a quivering mass of jello whenever he sees burkas, hookah bars, figs, dates, shish kebabs and camels!" - Anonymous. See: Richard Dawkins and Islamophobia accusations

Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel

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See also: shockofgod and Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution

• I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.

• "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."

• "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."

• "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."

• "You atheists, I love you, but it must feel very embarrassing to be involved in something where there is no proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct."

• "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."

• "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."

See also

• Favorite quotes of atheists - Humor
• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
• Atheism Quotes