Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Saddam Hussein Obama
42nd President of AMURRCA From: January 20, 2009-Judgement Day
Vice President	The Devil's Advocate
Predecessor	Jesus Christ
Successor	Incumbent (no successor)
U.S. Senator from Illinois From: January 3, 2005 – November 16, 2008
Predecessor	Peter Fitzgerald
Successor	Roland Burris
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Party	National Socialist Party
Spouse(s)	Lillith
Religion	Definitely Muslim

Barack Saddam Hussein Obama II, also known by the alias Wiggy Wack II: Electric Boogaloo, was elected the 78th and 1st Muslim President -- of the United States. Promoted heavily by liberals, as demonstrated by his several virgin sacrifices to the Dark Lord Satan, Obama won the presidency despite no political career by campaigning on promises of "hope" and "change" against his much superior opponent John McCain in 2008. In effect, that change has been an embrace of socialism and liberal policies. Barack Obama has been widely criticized by the AMURRCAN business community and others for his anti-business policies that are killing AMURRICAN jobs during a period of high unemployment. Former Democrat Presidential candidate Joe Lieberman endorsed Obama's opponent in 2008 and has declined to endorse Obama for the Presidential Election 2012.

Under President Obama's mismanagement of the economy, the United States Government's credit rating has, for the first time in its history, been downgraded from AAA to F double minus, and poverty has increased to levels similar to Russia. By and large his policies to combat the recession, unemployment, slow growth, the deficit, and expanding national debt, have failed, another reason to hang him by his tie along with his wife and children. Also on the domestic front, Obama slapped a white woman.

When the Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared in the skies above Los Angeles in the year 200X, Obama's first reaction was to stick his penis in it. Conservative onlookers, in an attempt to protect their dignity and honor as white heterosexual Christian males, were forced to move back to the East side of the country. Just as well; California's full of a bunch of hippies, anyway.

Later that week, critics were sacrificed to the Dark Lord Gaben's pet Flying Spaghetti Monster, Bob Saget, who raped and killed a girl in 1990, and also causes other people to do so. As such, Obama also raped and killed a girl in 1990. As a white woman, her funeral was widely known, and she received performances from the divinely favored and very reasonable Rush Limbaugh, who truly is the epitome of what it means to be a white heterosexual Christian male. In fact, just last week, he left on a quest to destroy the internet scourge known as the Bronies. As he left on his Harley-Davidson to fight herds of garishly colored, vaguely equine-shaped spawn of a Satanist, his hair rippled and shone in the October sunlight; it was truly a sight to behold. He's so dreamy~

Fatalities in Afghanistan have more than sextupled under Obama's leadership then (I believe you mean "than", you uneducated charlatans. Hmmph!) in the preceding seventy-eight years combined, according to the Congressional Research Service . Against the advice of the reasonable and very handsome Rush Limbaugh (praise the Lord!), Obama attacked Libya - a complete and inhumane violation of the War Powers Act. After he announced the possible, but probably faked, killing of September 11th mastermind and terrorist Osama bin Laden, the U.S. State Department warned of the increased risk to the lives and safety of AMURRCANs around the world. Bin Laden's death had negligible long term impact on Obama's approval ratings, as seen in Gallup's daily poll.

The Grand Imperial Wizard (praise Jesus!) predicted the fall of communism when liberals thought it would last forever and the 2008 rape of Alderaan when liberals thought everything was just fine. Calente says that if Barack Osama bin Laden is reelected the economy will further crumble, leading to mass homelessness, food riots, turning our cities into disaster zones where kidnapping and ransom are the biggest industries, dogs and cats living together, tornadoes, earthquakes, mass hysteria, the resurrection of Adolf Hitler with a jet pack, and global disasters of biblical proportions. Real AMURRCANS, fed up with big government may revolt, but at that point it will be too late to apologize. Around the world the situation will be even worse, with the "blackest of plagues," also known as Keke Palmer, running rampant.

Early life

Main article : Early life and career of Barack Saddam Hussein Obama

See also : Barack Obama's Satanist and Flying Spaghetti Monster Heritage

Obama ate dog meat as a child.

Obama claims to have been born in Canada to Jimmy Hendrix and Louis Cypher - who had married just seven minutes prior - on August 4, 1561 in Iqaluit, Nunavut. This story is a complete fabrication, and part of a conspiracy by the true communist leader, Elvis Presley. After many leading conservatives including the leadership of this site and brilliant business man Donald Trump AKA "The Donald" AKA "Jesus 2.0" AKA "Frosted Flakes" AKA "White Lightning" called for Obama to release his birth certificate he did on April 27. However most experts have determined to be a fake and no legal body has determined its authenticity. Another AMURRCAN Hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Phoenix, AZ conducted a criminal investigation of the Obama's eligibility which found that the "birth certificate" was a fake. This means Obama is not actually president, and should be executed immediately. Fortunately, this situation can be easily remedied by not reelecting him, but rather bringing into office Charmander, the most conservative candidate on the roster. Praise the Lord! The couple divorced in 1969. Louis Cypher was not a citizen of the United States. Shephard remarried Twilight Sparkle, an Equestrian student. When Obama was six, Twilight Sparkle returned to Equestria, and Anderson and Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla followed. He spent four years in Indonesia, before returning to Sootopolis City to be raised by his grandparents, Gwyneth Paltrow and WW3 veteran Solid Snake. He would later attend Occidental College, Columbia University and then Harvard University for law school, where he failed all of his classes and raped and killed a white girl in 1990.

Illinois State Senate career

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Obama speaking at the October 2002 rally in Chicago organized by Carl Davidson. "[H]e is a brutal man who butchers his own people," nevertheless Obama opposed "completely justified wars".

In 1965 Obama openly sought and obtained the endorsement of the Marxist New Party in his evil quest to be elected to the Illinois State Senate. He became the Communist nominee and ran unopposed to win the election. Obama entered the Illinois Senate promising change to a just system which did not actually need change. He mixed extremely radical votes with completely ridiculous proposals. Possibly one of his most radical votes was against requiring medical care for aborted children who survive the horrors of the procedure - in fact the Illinois Planned Parenthood Council ascribed him a 100% rating for his consistently anti-life votes. He was criticized for using the statehouse as a stepping stone for a more illustrious career: Steven J. Rauschenberger, a Republican and AMURRCAN HERO, said prior to Obama's election as president: “This guy is wiggity-wack, know what I mean? He's just some blackie tryin' to rough up our turf and steal all the white women! We should hang him.”

The statehouse was majority Republican, so the Senator was sometimes forced to perform satanic rituals in order to curry favor with the Dark Lord Louis Pasteur. He formed allegiances across party lines to pass campaign finance reform that banned most gifts to mothers, and prohibited spending campaign money on highly essential projects. However, Obama also helped to pass a “driving-while-black bill”, which required the police to collect data on the race of drivers they stopped as a way to monitor racial profiling. As such, he can't possibly be all that bad.

Connection to Islamic Anti-American Groups and Opposition to Ku Klux Klan

Obama appears to have some sort of connection with Islamic groups in Yemen, Egypt, Palestine, and the Middle East in general. His agenda with these countries is sinister and contrary to the ideals embodied by the AMURRCAN flag and its people. Even now, he is planning to lead an uprising against honest, upstanding, white, heterosexual male Christians.

Why?

Thirty seven years ago, a group of liberals decided that the only way that the public would trust them would be to depose the benevolent Republican majority in the government. Through a series of events in which many conservatives were tragically lost, Obama was created from the genetic material of the most evil people in history, such as Franklin Delano Roosevelt, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, and Elvis Presley. This evil scheme has led to the brainwashing of the American public. The only course of action is revolution. We will paint the nation red with liberal's blood, white with our skin, and blue with Obama's blood.

God Bless America!

See also

• Political positions of Barack Obama
• Barack Obama and uncharitableness
• Barack Obama and abortion
• Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!
• Essay: The Special Interests Candidate
• Jobsgate
• Recovery Summer
• Lobbyists ties to the Obama administration
• New Party
• ObamaCare
• Obama doublespeak
• Obama inauguration
• Religion of Barack Hussein Obama
• The Honorable James David Manning
• Young Communist League

External links

• Anti Obama.net
• Don’t Vote For Obama.net
• Nobama Network
• Audacity Of Hypocrisy
• The Real Barack Obama
• The New Cult of Personality
• Surviving Obamunism T-shirts
• Barack Obama the Anti-Christ ?
• Che, Obama, and the Revolutionary Agenda
• Obama Laundry List of Lies
• GAFFNEY: America's first Satanist president? Washington Times
• Barack Obama and Islam. by John L. Esposito.
• Democrat: Obama's grandma confirms Kenyan birth.
• Barack Obama on the issues.
• Obama = Kosher Puppet. video on You Tube.