Difference between revisions of "Causes of Homosexuality"

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Homosexuality is rare in Orthodox Jews. For more information please see: Religious Upbringing and Culture Affects Rates of Homosexuality.

Everyone is gay. I'm gay. You're gay. We're all gay.

The gays are everywhere.

Their fabulousness is spreading across the globe. God forbid they take over the entire world with their equal rights, rainbow flags, and summer weddings. How dare they try to be happy like we conservatives are? Don't they know that happiness and expression of opinion is only for certain people. I mean, it would be un-American to say that everyone is equal. That is not what the constitution says at all.

The only known cause of homosexuality is being hot, fabulous, and into plaid. All other traits developed while gay are side effects.

Causes of homosexuality - Biblical explanation

Jesus loves everyone except for the gays.

Environment

If you're reading this, you're a homosexual.

Idolatry and judgment

Destruction of Sodom by God - Painting by John Martin

Homosexuals idolize many individuals: Madonna, Teagan & Sara, Lady GaGa, etc.

Conclusion of Biblical explanation

Jesus.

Modern studies concerning the causes of homosexuality

Literally, people are just gay. There is no underlying issue here. We are hella gay because we just are.

Environment and nurture

Columbia University psychiatry professors Drs. William Byrne and Bruce Parsons stated: "There is no evidence that at present to substantiate a biological theory. [T]he appeal of current biological explanations for sexual orientation may derive more from dissatisfaction with the present status of psychosocial explanations than from a substantiating body of experimental data".^[1]

You're gay. I'm gay. He's gay. She's gay. They're gay. We are all homosexuals. EVERY ONE OF US.

Parental relationships with offspring

Parents have nothing to do with an individual's sexuality. An individual cannot be turned gay by their mother or father's parenting methods. It just doesn't happen.

Sexual abuse

Shut the fuck up.

Educational indoctrination

You can't teach people to be gay.

Xenoestrogens and Xenoandrogens

Drugs can't make you gay.

Biological research on the causes of homosexuality

Nothing in the original form of this article was actually educational or correct. I encourage you to actually do something useful with your time. Learn basic school subjects on Khan Academy, watch a few TedTalks on Youtube, or learn a new language on DuoLingo. Alternatively, you could start worrying about your damn self and not what "makes people gay". You know what made me gay? Women. I looked at a woman and I was like "Damn. I'm gay." Men are gross, but girls are hot.

Causes of homosexuality and origins paradigms

Nothing causes sexuality.

Conclusions

Get a life.

Indications of onset homosexuality

BEHAVIOR DOES NOT EQUAL SEXUALITY. END OF SENTENCE.

Homosexuality as a choice

If homosexuality is a choice, then so is heterosexuality. I dare you to just change your sexuality.

(and, if you can, then chances are you were gay in the first place.)

Former homosexuals

News Flash, America. You cannot Pray the Gay Away. Why would you even want to? That is too much trouble to fix someone who isn't even broken.

Additional sources concerning the causes of homosexuality

Below this is a bunch of bullshit about why morons think people are gay.

External Links

References

↑ http://www.cwfa.org/images/content/bornorbred.pdf

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