Saguaro Cactus
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The Saguaro Cactus is a demonic entity that lives in southwestern utah. It is known for promoting athiesm through it's pop music Compact Disks based off of popular artists such as Lady Gaga and Weird Al. It lures unsuspecting children to sin at the hands of Bill Clinton, and implants alien embryos into their chest cavity. They were created by Seth McFarlane, and should be avoided at all costs.