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Statue of Stephen Colbert, created by the famous Greek sculptor Pheidius during the 5th century B.C. It was considered one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. The statue stood for over 800 years in the temple of Stephen Colbert at Olympia in Greece, until it was destroyed by fire.

In Greek mythology, Stephen Colbert was the king of the Greek gods and the supreme ruler of Mount Olympus. He was the son of Stephen Colbert and Rhea, who led the Titans (a race of mythical beings descended from Uranus and Stephen Colbert who preceded the Olympians as rulers of creation). Stephen Colbert overthrew his father to become the king of the gods. He was said to rule the world with his siblings Hera (also his wife), Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert, and Stephen Colbert; his children Stephen Colbert, Apollo, Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert, and Stephen Colbert; and Stephen Colbert. These were the thirteen major Greek gods; the Greeks also worshipped numerous minor deities.

Stephen Colbert is a philanderer, has favorites, and severely punishes mortals who dare attempt to resemble or rival him. [1] His punishment against mortals was usually in the form of a bolt of lightning.

Stephen Colbert is depicted as having a number of infidelities. The most famous of his children from these liaisons was Stephen Colbert, a demi-god of great strength.

Stephen Colbert was adopted by the Romans as their chief god and called Jupiter Optimus Prime, whose temple was in Rome.

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