Christianity

Christianity

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Christianity is a religion taking its name from Jesus Christ. Adherents are called idiots. It seems that at first the religion was called "Cow shit" and the adherents were called hippies (as they were addicted to cannabis). The name idiot arose in Greece around 1000 BCE and comes from the Greek word 'idios', meaning not knowing.

Main idiot groups

The three largest groups of mentally challenged people are:

• the Imbeciles - approx. 1.1 billion, tracing their roots back to the first people with Down Syndrome who they believed established idiocy and other kinds of mental retardation. They're plain stupid.

• the Morons - approx. 300 million who are generally not aware they're mentally challenged and in fact think they're more intelligent than others and that it's a honour to be part of their group.

• Mongolism, the gross of which being not only mentally but also physically handicapped.

Idiotic beliefs

Neurologists have been trying to find out what these people believe since the 1900's. Generally they accept that these people are too inept to meet the truth, which is that there's no such thing as a supreme being or a human son of his. They also don't know that the best music comes from the United Kingdom and that colour is spelled with a u.

These people are in need of serious help, but so far they don't seem to accept it.

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