User:Conservative/Comedy and humor

Comedy and humor

Laurel and Hardy

• Conservative political humor websites
• What about Bob?
• My belief that it's a man's world has been shattered
• Don Knotts Nervous Speech
• Flying Deuces - runaway plane
• Flying Deuces - full movie
• Does your dog bite?
• Pink Panther
• Who's on first?
• Jack Benny Show
• Best of YouTube
• Ultimate dog tease
• Useful dog tricks by Jesse
• Dreams of flying
• Hare vs. dogs
• Groucho Marx - I'm against it
• Harpo/Chico comic piano duet
• Conflict resolution - The Waterboy
• The Producers - Springtime for Hitler
• Funny martial arts clips

GIFS:

• Fat Cat Fly
• Santa Puss

Photoshopped or unusual pictures:

• Various transitional species
• Family/Dog/Frisbee/Grand Canyon
• Train
• Shark divers
• Bear/Tent
• A lot of the "free" content on the internet

Christian comedy

• Christian Comedians: Top 10

• GodTube - comedy videos

Black and white movies humor

Laurel and Hardy

• Flying Deuces (1939)

• Laurel & Hardy Show | "The Music Box"

• Way Out West | Laurel & Hardy Show

Charlie Chaplin

• Charlie Chaplin |The Great Dictator

Fat jokes and humor

Most individuals are overweight due to their dietary and exercise habits.

• Fat jokes - videos, Video playlist
• Classic John Pinette Original Chinese buffet
• Fat fails videos
• Laurel & Hardy - Don't call me fatty!
• Tommy Boy - Show this world a thing or two
• Click (2006) - I'm A Fat Guy Scene (7/10) | Movieclips
• Ben Stiller FAT MAN - My Milkshake (HQ 720p)
• Fat Bastard
• Austin Powers Fight with Fat Bastard
• The Nutty Professor (6/12) Movie CLIP - He's Gonna Blow! (1996) HD
• In Bruges - Fat Americans Scene

Funny polka song

• Too fat polka - playlist
• "Oh, I don't want her you can have her. She's too fat for me."
• The Hayes Boys - She's Too Fat For Me Polka

Political humor

• Conservative humor and satire resources

Quote: "This person goes on and on about politics." - From the video The Freedom Of Not Caring What A Narcissist Thinks.

This information YouTube channel

• This information YouTube channel

Jimmy Dore Show

• Jimmmy Dore Show

Diamond and Silk

• Diamond and Silk

Funniest Joe Biden memes

• Funniest Joe Biden memes
• Reviewing Joe Biden Memes

Margaret Thatcher and voice lessons

• Thatcher's distinctive timbre is often traced back to elocution lessons that the Conservative Party leader received during the middle of her career.

• What Margaret Thatcher's Voice Really Sounded Like, Since All 'Crown' Fans Want to Know

Donald Trump

• Trump on being "basically truthful" and "the weave"

Trump impersonators

• John DiDomenico channel - Trump impersonator
• John DiDomenico - Donald Trump
• The Greatest Trump Impersonator on Earth, John DiDomenico on Vice News

Trumpian trolling

• The World's Greatest Troll: the Humor of Donald Trump
• Sir, never ever call Chris Christie a fat pig - ever. He is not a fat pig!
• Donald Trump is the greatest troll on earth Part 1
• Trump: The Art Of The Insult
• President Donald Trump Trolls the angry media about Covid-19 and social distancing
• Trump handshake trolls
• TRUMP EPICALLY TROLLS DEMOCRATS BY ENDORSING THEM REALIZING BABYLON BEE PROPHECY
• Media Accuses Trump of Election Meddling After He Trolls Two Dem Losers
• Donald Trump: 'Oh, you're a tough guy Jeb'
• 'Do we look handsome and thin?' Trump asks reporters during lunch with Kim Jong-un
• Trump roasts Clinton at Al Smith charity dinner
• Trump puts on heavy French accent to mock Emmanuel Macron
• Joe Rogan & Michael Malice on Trump's Trolling

Donald Trump

"Trolling is a performance designed to infuriate your opponent, perhaps even to expose the latter’s facade as a sham by provoking her to lose her cool. Think of the climactic scene in “A Few Good Men,” when Tom Cruise’s lawyer character needles Jack Nicholson’s colonel who’s testifying on the witness stand. The colonel forgets himself, launches into an inhuman tirade, and loses on the finer legal point at issue."[5]

"If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him." - Sun Tzu

Trump humor

• Trump, Huckabee and bacon
• Trumpmas
• Story After Story (Donald Trump REMIX)
• Trump, Russia, Possible Collusion (REMIX)
• Trump on Negative Ads
• I Don't Have To Tell You (Donald Trump REMIX)
• 'Trump and Son'
• Funniest Trump Memes Of 2017
• Trump Talk: All Our Best Mashups In One Video, Vice News
• Trump's funniest moments of the 2020 election campaign
• Trump quiet relaxation video
• Don't we look handsome and thin?' Trump asks reporters during his lunch with the morbidly obese Kim Jong-Un

Trump vs. Big Law

• The Pathetic, Cowardly Collapse of Big Law, The Atlantic, 2025

MAGA Song and other Trump related songs

• MAGA Song and other Trump related songs
• Bigger Better Stronger - Trump Remix. See also: The United States will be the leading power in the world for the foreseeable future

Hillary Clinton humor

Hillary Clinton wasn't lying! Bosnia gunfire footage was recently discovered. VIDEO

• Why aren't I 50 points ahead? (The Kremlin, Putin and the Russian government) and Hillary wonders why she isn't '50 points ahead', video
• HILLARY CLINTON REMIX
• Hillary Clinton's Cringe Compilation
• Funny Hillary Clinton memes
• Hillary Clinton dank vine compilation
• Chauvinists, Sexists, Misogynists (Hillary Clinton REMIX)
• Hacking Hillary & Clapping Tim Kaine LIVE In Concert!
• Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered...
• Clinton's Bosnia Blunder (CBS News)

Liberals saying Trump cannot be president

• TRUMP CAN'T WIN! The People Get The Last Laugh

• Best Compilation- People Who Laughed at TRUMP...and said he would never be President - FUNNY!

• "You aren't laughing anymore, are you?" - Donald Trump - Deplorables Remix

• This video is great evidence of how out of touch with reality the US media is

• Flashback: Bill Maher and Panel Laugh at Ann Coulter for Saying Trump Would Win GOP Nomination

• Democrats and Media Agreed: There Was No Way Donald Trump Could Be Elected | SUPERcuts! #385

• Best Of The Young Turks Election Day Meltdown 2016 From smug to utterly devastated

• Radical Left In Total Meltdown After Election

• The wrongest media predictions about Donald Trump The wrongest media predictions about Donald Trump

• Rachel Maddow smugly explains how Trump CAN'T win!

Leftist/Liberal reactions to Trump winning in 2016

• Liberal Tears- Funny Reactions to Donald Trump's Win

• WATCH: The Biggest Media Meltdowns to Trump's Win

• Hysterical SJW's React To Donald Trump Presidency

• SJW MELTDOWNS - Reaction To Donald Trump Victory (Ft. Laci Green)

• Laci Green Trump Hating

• Laci Green meltdown on Trump win

Media meltdown on Trump win:

• WATCH: The Biggest Media Meltdowns to Trump's Win

• Chris Mattews - Trump might win

• Chris Matthews: "Well That’s a *itch” - After Trump Wins

• Liberal Media Meltdown Over Donald Trump Victory - Intelligence Report

• MSM In Total Meltdown As Trump Presidency Looks Like Reality

• Liberal Media MELTDOWN after Trump's Victory

• Liberal Media MELTDOWN after Trump's Victory #2

Comedy skit:

• Election Night - SNL

Liberals/leftist meltdowns after Trump won in 2024

• Sky News host laughs at lefties hysterically screaming after Donald Trump’s victory
• Leftist tears: Unhinged meltdowns captured following Donald Trump’s victory
• LGBTQ+ crisis hotlines report uptick in calls after Trump victory
• LOL: TikTok Libs CRY Over Trump's HUGE Victory
• 'I'm speechless': Hosts react to CNN, MSNBC takes on Trump victory
• MSNBC host’s unhinged meltdowns as polls spell disaster for Kamala Harris
• CNN, MSNBC melt down after confidently predicting Harris victory
• Donald Trump Wins 2024 Election - Young Turks
• Nancy Pelosi CRIES After Trump Wins Election! (Live Rumble Time Show)
• Jimmy Kimmel Has BREAKDOWN On National Television After Trump Wins Election! (Live Rumble Time Show)
• Woman SCREAMS At Neighbor Over Harris Losing Election! (Live Rumble Time Show)
• F**k Latinos & Arabs!” – Says Gay Dem After Trump Win (Live Rumble Time Show)
• Cenk EXPLODES on Weak Democrats

Donald Trump: They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live there

"Aurora Lemkhul, 68, said she had taken to counting ducks around town because she fears that the Haitians, who began arriving in large numbers four years ago as the turmoil in their homeland escalated, are either eating them or perhaps using them for ritualistic purposes.

“No, I haven’t seen anybody eat anything,” she conceded. “Are they disappearing? Yes. And it’s gotten progressively worse.”

Tiffany, a 33-year-old Springfield woman, who declined to provide her surname, is convinced that Haitians nabbed her Yorkie, Desia, who disappeared about a year ago. “In my heart, I believe they took her,” she said, dismissing the possibility of a fox."[6]

• They're Eating the Dogs. They're Eating the Cats

Donald Trump: Making Christmas great again. "We're going to say Merry Christmas again"

• Donald Trump: Making Christmas great again. "We're going to say Merry Christmas again"

Trump ad in 2024

• Trump add in 2024

Russian humor about Trump

‘He is like Superman and rare earth metals are like his Kryptonite’:

Another commentator on Russia 1 said that all Mr Putin has done is offer Mr Trump potential business deals, which he called the “kryptonite” of the US president.

“Trump is like Superman and our president Putin has found his weakness,” said Nikita Danyuk, a member of the public chamber of the Russian Federation to Russian state media outlet Channel 1.

“As soon as Trump hears ‘rare earth metals’, it doesn’t matter if those metals are there or not. He forgets about anything and is ready to accept any terms. It’s truly a grandmaster game by our president.”

Federal workers cast Trump's many weekend Mar-a-Lago trips as working from home. SAD!

• Federal workers cast Trump's many weekend Mar-a-Lago trips as working from home. SAD!

USA: It's lonely at the top, having fairer trade, having a very secure border and being the leader for the foreseeable future

• U.S. economy to lose billions as foreign tourists stay away, 2025

Kamala Harris roast video

• Kamala Harris roast video

Miscellaneous

Weak, Girly-boy Obama vs. Vladimir Putin

• Putinize: Obama's gym workout vs. Putin's workout routine (8 over-the-top, macho Putin stunts that were nowhere near as impressive as they seemed, Business Insider, 2019)

• Obama's workout routine

• Obama's gym workout vs. Putin's workout routine - full video

Liberal Yale professor vs. SJW/Identity politics/liberal students

• Public Shaming MOB demand groveling apology from Yale Professor

• Yale University - Full Version - New Videos of The Halloween Email Protest

• College Campus Craziness with Nicholas Christakis

• Joe Rogan Reacts To Cringey Social Justice Warrior Video

• Yale Students Harass Professor For Defending Halloween

General, contemporary

• Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito
• Obama Bows to Tampa Mayor
• Barack Obama Dances For King Abdullah
• Obama taking action during the oil spill crises and removing a tar ball from a beach

Photoshopped pictures:

• Obama and Palin - Dancing with the stars

Sharise Parviz

• Sharise Parviz

• "Mandatory Volunteerism"... Is this a Repeat of History?

Leftists/SJW humor

• Social Justice Warriors Vs Logic - Best FEMINIST & SJW CRINGE Compilation 2016

Alex Jones

Alex Jones

• Alex Jones And Roger Stone Interrupt The Young Turks Republican National Convention Coverage
• Alex Jones classic clips
• Alex Jones Compilation!! Part [1/2]
• Alex Jones Compilation!! Part [2/2]
• Alex Jones vs. Piers Morgan
• Alex Jones vs. Piers Morgan
• Alex Jones leads mob to protest Michelle Malkin
• Alex Jones has descended into futility on the verge of insanity (sad)
• Alex Jones has descended into futility on the verge of insanity - Full video (sad)

Other political humor/craziness

• "Debate" American Style: Our Top Orators in Action
• Oklahoma vs Harvard - Debate Highlights

Other Political humor, historical

• Will Rogers

Margaret Thatcher

Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990. She was the longest-serving Prime Minister in the 20th century.

Thatcher was often vilified by the British press.

• Margaret Thatcher on Socialism

Soviet Union

• Ronald Reagan Soviet Union jokes

Funny moments in American politics

• Watch the full, on-camera shouting match between Trump, Pelosi and Schumer
• Trump roasts Clinton at Al Smith charity dinner
• Trump, Russia, Possible Collusion

Funniest moments in British politics

• Funny House of Commons Moments
• David Cameron's funniest moments in the British parliament
• UK Parliament: Funny Moments
• British parliament Making Jokes and Whining about the French
• In full: Dennis Skinner ejected over 'dodgy Dave' rant
• British Parliament Comedy Show, 09.01.2013
• UK Parliament: Best Moments 2
• Boris Johnson's best PMQs moments through the years
• The liveliest politics: Australia or UK? - BBC News

Thatcher:

• THE THATCHER YEARS - Voice analysis of Margaret Thatcher for US TV
• Gardens man helped Margaret Thatcher find voice
• Margaret Thatcher voice before/after
• Margaret Thatcher Vocal Coached Voice Changes from 1960 to 1977
• Margaret Thatcher's Memorable Remarks: A Video Mash-up | The New York Times

Democrats vs. Republicans

Democratic strategist admits Democrats are effete pantywaists! "We just don't seem to have the guts to just go out and go play politics the way Republicans do." - Ben Tribbett, a Virginia-based Democratic operative.[7]

Humor related to communism

• Jokes about communism

"The underpinnings of China’s growth seem fragile from historical and analytical perspectives. Even if no crises materialize, unfavorable demographics, high debt levels, and an inefficient financial system will constrain China’s growth."

Is there anything more fragile than an economy run by communists - especially one that has the cult of personality surrounding Xi Jinping?

Question: Are Chinese vases less fragile than Xi Jinping's inept leadership?

Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune

• "Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune"

Republican workouts

• RFK Jr shares bizarre shirtless workout video claiming he's 'practicing moves' for hearing

• Tulsi Gabbard workouts

China

China's failed toilet revolution

• Toilet Revolution in China, Wikipedia, 2015
• Toilet Revolution in China

2024: No Doors, No Flush, Face-To-Butt Toilets Still Used by Hundreds of Millions in China

• No Doors, No Flush, Face-To-Butt Toilets Still Used by Hundreds of Millions in China, 2024

Note to the Chinese: Don't turn to Russia for assistance! See: Russia's sewage system crisis

India PROVES China’s Army is a Paper Tiger - Chinese weapons Exposed in India-Pakistan War

• India PROVES China’s Army is a Paper Tiger - Chinese weapons Exposed in India-Pakistan War

Trump effect vs. Putin effect

• Trump effect vs. Putin effect

“Sadly the American dream is dead, but if I get elected president I will bring it back. Bigger, better and stronger than ever before.” - Donald Trump

See: The United States will be the leading power in the world for the foreseeable future

American computer programmer genius in the AI field. Yankee ingenuity at its finest!

The Roman Civilization lasted about 2,200 years.

• What are the arguments that the American civilization lasts longer than the Roman civilization?: "Arguments that the American civilization will last longer than the Roman civilization often point to factors like America's democratic system, its robust economy, and its geographical advantages. Additionally, some argue that America's capacity for innovation and adaptation are key to its longevity, while the Roman Empire faced internal and external pressures that led to its decline. Here's a more detailed look at these arguments...".

American computer programmers are truly outstanding! USA! USA! USA!

The United States will likely be the strongest country for the foreseeable future and this is due to the strengths of the USA and partly due to the weaknesses of China and Russia.

Please see: The United States will be the leading power in the world for the foreseeable future

Russian politics and other humor

• Russia considers having a "Ministry of Sex" to tackle its demographic crisis
• PROOF: Russia's Economy is Collapsing, April 2024. Mark Biernat, a monetary economist and an academic researcher, claims Russia does not have a good economy. Lack of indoor toilets in many rural areas proves this! "Ph.D. student in Poland and teacher of college economics in the US. Thought experiments in the history of economics with some humor. I look at the great economists of the past and their theories, relate them to today, and make them relevant to your life."[8]
• How Russians Could CRASH The Russian Economy, Mark Biernat, a monetary economist and an academic researcher, believes that Russians are interested in crashing their economy so he is offering the advice of stopping their spending. Little people of Russia, you can stand up to Putin! Push the Russian economy over the edge of the cliff. Here is your chance to leverage an economic multiplier effect. The power of the people!
• Russian CEO blames interest rate volatility on Central Bank governor being a woman, "Andrey Kostin was asked in an interview with state-owned TV channel Rossiya 24 whether the Russian Central Bank’s key interest rate could reach 25% next year and responded that it was difficult to predict because the process was “led by women”. “Yes, when women lead the process, almost anything is possible,” he said." - Novaya Gazeta Europe website, October 2024
• Goose-stepping guards at the Kremlin
• Russia: A land of potholes and bad roads!

Russia's partnering with godless Chinese regime:

Amidst Chinese property crisis, high Chinese youth unemployment, etc.: Vladimir Putin "declared that he and Mr Xi were “as close as brothers” and went on to praise China’s economy, saying it was “developing in leaps and bounds, at a fast pace”. This will likely play well with Beijing officials worried by a sluggish economy." - BBC, 2024: Putin and Xi no longer have a partnership of equals

Other humorous events and observations:

• Donald Trump on Russia
• Hypocrite Putin wears £7,000 Brioni jacket made in Italy as he lectures about the evil West and has subjected other Russian officials to give up Western goods
• PUTIN & HIS LOVERS: RUSSIAN PARADOX
• Ukrainian delegate punches very rude Russian official over flag at summit
• Seemingly weak, little girl Judo practioner tosses Vladimir Putin to the floor - Instagram loop
• Seemingly weak, little girl Judo practioner tosses Vladimir Putin to the floor - Associated Press

• Videos on Russia
• Videos on Russia

• Putin videos
• A man like Putin
• One like Putin

"Hey, it looks like I am no longer the craziest leader." - Kim Jong Un on Vladimir Putin (Fake but funny quote).

• Russian Christmas: Anti-EU propaganda.
• Russia accused of releasing fake German anti-Zelensky advert

Mark Rutte, the Secretary General of NATO, praises Trump strategy to boost the NATO alliance. Fox News shows goose stepping Russians in the background

See also: Donald J. Trump warns Vladmir Putin and a weakened Russia about the significance of September 2, 2025

Please see: PUTIN'S DEADLINE: Trump's ultimatum sends MAJOR signal

Mark Rutte, the Secretary General of NATO, praises Trump strategy to boost the NATO alliance. Fox News shows goose stepping Russians in the background.

Please see: PUTIN'S DEADLINE: Trump's ultimatum sends MAJOR signal

Goose stepping changing of the guards in Russia at the Kremlin in 2006.

Video: Goose-stepping guards at the Kremlin

In 2014, international relations scholar John Mearsheimer said: "Russia is a declining power, and it will only get weaker with time."

Putin a lonely man

• Putin and the Dangers of Being a Lonely Leader, 2022 (Serious article)
• Putin a 'tired, lonely old man' but he will reign until he dies says Russian expert (Serious article)

In 2022 and 2023 Putin attends church services that consist only of himself (Not intended to be funny, but crazy):

• Putin attends Orthodox Christmas service alone rather than joining worshippers, The Sun 2023
• Sullen Putin attends Christmas mass alone, lauds church for war support, 2023
• Putin attends Orthodox Christmas service alone – video, Guardian, 2023
• For The First Time, Putin Attends Christmas Service By Himself In Kremlin, 2023
• Church service consisting of one person - Vladimir Putin - Video

"The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, attended an Orthodox church Christmas service by himself inside a Kremlin cathedral on Saturday. State television showed two live clips of Putin inside the gilded Cathedral of the Annunciation as Orthodox priests conducted the midnight service, known as the Divine Liturgy. The 70-year-old also attended Christmas by himself last year at his official Novo-Ogaryovo residence outside Moscow." - Guardian, 2023[9]

Russia trying to populate the arctic area which often does not have indoor toilets

Bathroom toilet

• Russia's sewage system crisis, 2024

"The Arctic region, Siberia and the vast Far East are empty, but at the same time are widely known as strategic regions. These several years, Russia has proposed numerous projects and initiatives, primarily aim at raising these regions’ environment for habitation, emphasizing its importance for international cooperation. Russia’s policy to re-populated these places failed terribly, even Russians were promised doubled income and land, but without positive results. They remain with extremely low population."[10]

Russia's sewage problem is out of control! The excrement has hit the fan big time!

Once again, more data literally pours in relating to my research on Russia. As I have indicated previously, the USA does have a MUCH better sewage system than Russia. I forecast that this will remain true for the foreseeable future.

• Russia's sewage system crisis

• PROOF: Russia's Economy is Collapsing, April 2024. Mark Biernat, a monetary economist and an academic researcher, claims Russia does not have a good economy. Lack of indoor toilets in many rural areas proves this! "Ph.D. student in Poland and teacher of college economics in the US. Thought experiments in the history of economics with some humor. I look at the great economists of the past and their theories, relate them to today, and make them relevant to your life."[11]

• Skyscraper-high sewage plume erupts in Moscow

• 180-Foot Fountain of Feces Erupts From Sewer in Dramatic Video

• Massive Sewage Geyser Erupts in Moscow, Soaring 180 Feet Above City

• They Bought Premium Housing Outside Moscow. They Still Can't Escape Russia's Decaying Infrastructure.

I'm glad that I plan on vacationing in St. Petersburg, Russia rather than Moscow.

"BREAKING: Poop exploded everywhere landing on the road, cars, people, and pets the moment a sewage pipe pressure test in Nanning, China failed. This scene of horror shows feces falling from the sky after the initial explosion in China.

China and Russia are going to need to get their sh*t together before they break the back of the USA!

Skyscraper-high sewage plume of feces erupts in Moscow.[1]

See: Russia's sewage system crisis

Classic video: Tucker Carlson in a Russian supermarket talking about how great it was and how good the prices were - a year before Russians were stealing butter and war-related inflation caused sky-high inflation

Please see:

• Russia's Butter Bump: Milk Fat Deficit Drives Dairy Prices Higher, Dairy News Today website, 2025

• Russian butter prices soar despite Putin pledge, 2024, Thedairysite.com

I used to be more interested in Russia, but the ButterGate scandal put a damper on that.

Russian President Vladimir Putin says that Russia's war economy is well balanced to supply both guns and butter, but the price of butter itself is now soaring as surging inflation distorts parts of the economy. The price of a block of butter has risen by 25.7 per cent since December, according to the state statistics service.

'The Armageddon with butter is escalating,' Russian economists claim on Telegram.

See: Butter prices soar in Russia amid surging inflation in war economy, CBC News, November 2, 2024 and Russians Resort to Stealing Butter Amid Shortages, Newsweek, October 29, 2024

Classic video: Tucker Carlson in a Russian supermarket talking about how great it was and how good the prices were - a year before Russians were stealing butter and war-related inflation caused sky-high inflation:Tucker Carlson Shopping in Russian Grocery Store (Full)

Joke about contemporary Russia

A factory worker in a Western country shows his house to his Russian colleague.

- "Here's my room, this one is my wife's, this is my eldest daughter's, that's our dining room, then the guest bedroom. Here's the bathroom." etc.

The Russian guest nods and says, after a pause:

- "Well, it's basically similar to mine. Only we don't have the internal walls or an indoor toilet."[12][13]

Russia’s anti-Olympics turns into Soviet-style joke

• Russia’s anti-Olympics turns into Soviet-style joke, 2024

Dark humor: Texas fool who moved to Russia with his family for traditional values is put on the Ukraine front lines with little training because he does not know Russian well

• Texas man joins Russian army to “earn respect,” gets lied to as he is sent to front line instead of welding job, 2025

• Derek Hoffman and family moves from Texas and is put on the Ukraine front lines, 2025

Russian state media attacks Melania Trump. Melania Trump convinces Donald Trump to no longer trust Vladimir Putin. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn!

• Russian state TV airs explicit photos of Melania Trump as they congratulate her husband on election victory, November 12, 2024

• Trump reveals Melania's key role in dealing with Putin on Ukraine war: First lady Melania Trump points out Russian attacks that follow diplomatic calls between Trump and Putin, July 14, 2025

Melania Trump

Trump reveals Melania's key role in dealing with Putin on Ukraine war, July 14, 2025

First lady Melania Trump points out Russian attacks that follow diplomatic calls between Trump and Putin.

Googleplex: They truly have some computer programmer geniuses when it comes to AI

Behold the computer programmer geniuses at work at Google AI!

• What are the arguments that Russia is not a great power?: "Arguments against Russia being a great power focus on its limited economic and technological capabilities, coupled with a history of impulsive foreign policy decisions and internal struggles. While Russia possesses a significant military, it lacks the economic and technological strength of true great powers."

Russia's President Vladimir Putin, a frequent critic of the United States, admitted about American's openness, open-mindedness and creativity: "I like the creativity. Creativity when it comes to tackling your country's problems. They're openness. Openness and open-mindedness. Because it allows them to unleash the inner potential of their people. And because of that America has achieved such amazing results."(See: Preview: Vladimir Putin reveals what he admires about America, CBS News, 2016).

Vladimir Putin

Lefty Riddhi Patel a Pro-Palestine activist gone wild at council meeting in Bakersfield, California faces 18 felony counts. Cries when arrested

• Activist faces 18 felony counts for allegedly threatening Bakersfield City Council, Los Angeles Times, 2024

• 'We'll Murder You': Riddhi Patel Threatens Bakersfield City Council With Murder - video

Conflict between journalists and politicians

Ronald Reagan

• Trump's most heated exchanges with reporters at his longest press conference

• KARI LAKE ROASTING CNN REPORTER

• Trump vs. Jorge Ramos

• Ronald Reagan vs. Sam Donaldson on the economy

• Nixon vs. the press

• Putin vs. CNN Fareed Zakaria on Donald Trump and US elections

Ben Jacobs:

• Greg Gianforte Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs in Montana Video
• Trump on Gianforte body slamming reporter
• The Guardian’s Ben Jacobs Caught Sliming Trump with Out-of-Context Quote, November 7, 2016
• Greg Gianforte apologizes for attacking reporter
• Guardian Reporter Ben Jacobs On Greg Gianforte 'Body Slam' (Exclusive) | All In | MSNBC, May 24, 2017

Ukraine

Volodymyr Zelenskyy had cards up his sleeves. Zelenskyy plays the Trump card, the U.S. Senate card and drone war cards

See also: Volodymyr Zelensky - Video playlist, Video playlist

Trump tells Zelenskyyy he has no cards: Full argument: Trump-Zelensky White House meeting descends into shouting match, March 2025

Volodymyr Zelenskyy had cards up his sleeves:

• Donald Trump vows ‘billions of dollars’ in weapons for Ukraine, ‘secondary tariffs’ on Russia if no peace in 50 days, New York Post, July 14, 2025

• Trump reveals Melania's key role in dealing with Putin on Ukraine war: First lady Melania Trump points out Russian attacks that follow diplomatic calls between Trump and Putin, July 14, 2025

About a month ago, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) took a trip to Ukraine to advocate for greater pressure against Russia. “President Trump said Ukraine doesn’t have good cards…but the world has a lot of cards against Russia,” Graham said. “And one of those cards we have is about to be played in the United States Senate.” He continued the analogy: “In America you have more than one person at the card table. We have three branches of government, and the House and the Senate are poised to act.”[14]

More sanctions, especially secondary sanctions, might bring Putin/Russia to their knees. See: Can Trump sanctions on Russia force Putin's hand?, 2025

• Operation Spiderweb

• Enter the kill zone: Ukraine's drone-infested front slows Russian advance, Reuters, 2025. Putin Is Losing Control: Ukraine’s Drone Offensive Expands, Jason Jay Smart, July 2025

Since January 2024, Russian forces have achieved only minimal territorial gains at an extremely slow rate of advance (slower than WWI’s Battle of the Somme), while suffering staggering casualties and disproportionally high equipment cost.[15]

Crazy feminists

• Ruth, you just had to make it to 2021! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
• Ruth Bader Ginsburg Car Meltdown, Tantrum, and Rant (Reaction)
• Stephen Colbert saying in March of 2018 that Ruther Bader Ginsburg will live another 5 years at her gym workout place in the Watergate Hotel

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Crazy newscaster/journalism/commentator moments

• MSNBC Anchor, Lawrence O'Donnell Freaks Out on Camera in Leaked Off-Air Footage

• Lawrence O'Donnell and Bill O'Reilly temper tantrums

Dog humor

Basset Hound

• Ultimate dog tease

• Dog vs. skate boarder

• Magic trick for dogs

• My dog can Skype

• Puppy being taught to go down stairs

• Dancing Merengue Dog

• Golden retreiver videos

Fido and Fluffy vs. the global warming alarmists

• Fido And Fluffy Are Ruining The Environment, UCLA Study Says

Secular leftist pet owner: "I am really sad that my dog died."

Tomi Lahren: "If you truly believed in global warming and thought it was a serious and urgent problem Mr. Secular Leftist, you would be happy that meat eating dog died because according to you that dog was needlessly contributing to a very grave and serious environmental problem that imperils humanity and all life on the earth. If you truly believed in global warming you would be happy your pet dog died. Furthermore, you would believe that your dog was merely a collection of atoms. Now repeat after me, 'I am very happy that my meat-eating dog died. And I hope my cat dies soon.' Say it! I can't hear you!"

Other humorous clips

• Stuffed wild cat and domesticated cats
• Weather lady in a storm

Comedy related to homosexual agenda

• Homophobic horses

• Wild and weird homosexual agenda activist becomes unhinged

Funny songs

"Masculine women, feminine men, which is the rooster which is the hen? It's hard to tell 'em apart today." - Edgar Leslie's and James V. Monaco's 1920s song Masculine women, feminine men

Song from the 1920s

"Masculine women, feminine men, which is the rooster which is the hen? It's hard to tell 'em apart today." - Edgar Leslie's and James V. Monaco's 1920s song Masculine women, feminine men

Funny songs/videos from the 1930s

• You've got to be a football hero
• Gold Diggers of 1933 - "We're in the Money"

Comedy/humor related to atheism

• Atheism is Irrational - The Crazy Atheists Compilation
• How to be an Atheist (Funny) - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 17 - with JP Sears
• Olé! Olé! Olé! Atheist style!
• Best Anti Atheist Motivational Posters
• Atheism destroyed in debate by Christian who used to be atheist
• Atheist Halloween costume
• Atheists can't find life on other planets
• National Atheist Day
• Leprachaun gets cussed out by angry atheists
• 15 year old Christian boy demolishes the "argumentation" of two adult atheists in debate
• Shockofgod calls into Atheist Radio show - Hilarious! Part 1
• Shockofgod calls into Atheist Radio show - Hilarious! Part 2
• Ex-Atheist conquers atheist experience show exposing the madness of atheism
• Atheist runs from question on live radio and hangs up
• The question that is causing atheists to abandon atheism
• Atheist monument and dog
• Fox News Host 'Tired' of Atheist, 'They Don't Have to Live Here'
• Atheists Are Irrational - Brad Stein
• Eric Hovind blasphemes an Atheist Monument (OFFICIAL)!!!

Santa syndrome:

• Cause of atheism - Santa Syndrome - Case #20
• My Santa Syndrome Theory explained

Other:

• Atheism Defeated, Failed Thus Atheists Redefine Atheism
• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution

SJW atheist Thomas Smith vs. Carl Benjamin

• Thomas Smith vs Sargon of Akkad Debate #Mythcon

• Top 10 Savage Moments Sargon Of Akkad Vs Thomas Smith #Mythcon

Atheism is madness

• Epic Christian vs Atheist debate best ever

Australian seculars/atheists confronting Muslims

• Muslim man angry at protesters wearing burqas
• Muslim Australian Confronts 'Say No to the Burqa' Hipster

UK seculars vs. UK Muslims

• UK seculars vs. UK Muslims

Islam TV hostess vs. Egyptian secular

• TV Hostess Clashes with Egyptian Atheist Live on the Air: We Don't Want Infidels Here

Video: Guns don't kill people. Atheists kill people.

See also: List of atheist shooters and serial killers

• Video: Guns don't kill people. Atheists kill people.

Bill O'Reilly vs. atheists

• Christopher Hitchens Steps Into the Ring with Bill O'Reilly

• Bill O'Reilly Vs Atheist On Fox News

• O'Reilly Doubles Down On 'Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out' God Argument

Question Evolution! campaign - 13 year old recruited for the campaign

• Question Evolution! campaign - 13-year-old recruited for the campaign

Comedy/humor related to religion

• Why Are Americans So Religious?, Edward Dutton

• Edward Dutton, The Jolly Heretic on religion

• Christian comedians

Sweden

Satire of the godless, libertine Swedish Agriculture Minister - Eskil Erlandsson

• Satire of godless, libertine Swedish Agriculture Minister - Eskil Erlandsson

British

United Kingdom flag

• Noel Coward - Mad dogs & Englishmen

Scotch-Irish

• Irish people
• The Scots-Irish

Scotch-Irish temper

• Larry "Mental Patient" O'Donnell & Bill O'Reilly Hammertime Mix

• Angry Irish man rips a printer apart with his bare hands

Irish-American comedian Bill Burr

• Bill Burr

Stupid pet tricks

Golden Retriever

• Stupid pet tricks

• Stupid pet tricks

• Stupid pet tricks

Don Rickles

• Don Rickles - playlist
• Don Rickles Roasts Denzel Washington & Dave | David Letterman
• Don Rickles - video playlist, Video playlist

Bill Burr

• Bill Burr - playlist

Music jokes

• The Beatles Are Overrated | Nathan Macintosh | Stand Up Comedy
• Why The Beatles Actually Stink

Wikipedia quote

"...dealing with the Wikipedians is like walking into a mental hospital: the floors are carpeted, the walls are nicely padded, but you know there’s a pretty good chance at any given moment one of the inmates will pick up a knife.” - quote from a New York Times article on Wikipedia written by the journalist and author Judith Newman[16]

Covid-19 and medicine

• Joe Rogan asking Jimmy Dore if he tried doing a cold ice bath for 20 minutes to get rid of his stiff neck side effects from using the Moderna vaccine
• Joe Rogan and Jimmy Dore on Donald Trump speculating if disenfectant, light, etc could be used to treat Covid-19
• President Trump speculating that injecting people with disinfectant could treat coronavirus
• Dr. Birx Reacts As Trump Suggests ‘Injection’ Of Disinfectant To Beat Coronavirus
• ‘Sarcastic’ says Donald Trump to his ‘injecting disinfectant’ remark

Covid-19 pandemic and masks

Rodrigo Duterte is president of the Philippines.

"The Philippines have introduced a new rule forcing everyone in the country to wear a face shield, as well as a face mask, while out in public."

• Why does the president of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte require Philippine citizens to wear a mask and a face shield and the wimpy Anthony Fauci not stress wearing a mask and a face shield?
• Masked dancer - Tic Toc
• Mask Maker, Mask Maker, Make Me a Mask

Anti-maskers vs. the police

• Anti-Masker Makes Ignorant Comment Then Gets Arrested
• Lady mask flouter at school board meeting vs. police
• Anti-Masker Calls Cops But Gets Arrested Instead
• Anti-masker "Baked Alaska" vs. police officer
• Why does the president of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte require Philippine citizens to wear a mask and a face shield and the wimpy Anthony Fauci not stress wearing a mask and a face shield?

Anti-masker tantrums

• Anti-Maskers Throw Tantrums Nationwide
• Anti-masker tantrums

Anti-maskers

• Anti-Maskers and the face mask debate

Bill Burr On Anti-Vax Conspiracy Theories - CONAN on TBS

• Bill Burr On Anti-Vax Conspiracy Theories - CONAN on TBS

Economics

• Econ Lessons, Mark Biernat, Monetary economist (He doesn't mean to be funny, but he is)

Men and women relations

• Chateau Heartiste (not meant to be funny, but it is)

Religiousness of the USA

• Why Is the USA So Religious? (Created by a non-Christian. Not meant to be funny, but it is. Covers Puritans, etc.)

Being overly competitive and competition oriented rather than achievement oriented

Quotes from the 1998 movie US Marshals

Please see: Achievement orientation vs. competitive mindset

Humorous pictures

• Deep end - Humorous

Conservative of the year 2024 nomination (Humor): Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman

Conservative of the year 2024 nomination (Humor):

Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman, who Donald Trump talked to around April 2024[17], for likely helping the Saudis decide to not ramp up oil production until December 2024[18][19][20], which is very near the time that Donald T. Trump will be in office and the Democrats will not be (Bonus points: The kingdom is very anti-gay and tough on crime which is very conservative). The Americans and Saudis are the two biggest producers of oil and when Trump is in office, there is going to be a lot of oil! Drill, baby, drill! See: Donald Trump’s Presidency Will Likely Boost U.S. Oil Output In 2025, Fortune, November 6, 2024. Oil Prices Fall as Trump Inches Toward Victory, Oilprice.com, November 6, 2024).

FYI: Blow to Putin's War Machine As Saudi Arabia Ramps Up Oil Production, 2024. This is not good for Vladimir Putin who is the leader of Russia. Russia raised taxes in 2021 and plans on raising taxes again in 2025 on the rich/companies to help pay for the war in Ukraine.[21] Raising taxes is generally considered to be something liberals do and something conservatives do not do.

Web marketing humor

• Brute Force Seo EVO II - The SEO Revolution is Here (Not intentionally funny, but it is unintentionally funny)

Quote attributed to User: Conservative

"Also, if the state of Minnesota can't even get its policing right as evidenced by its burned down police station in Minneapolis, how in the world can it confidently assert how old the earth is?" - Quote attributed to User: Conservative, but the link is dead.

• Run Them Coins: Minneapolis To Pay $600K Settlement To Woman Alleging Derek Chauvin Knelt On Her Neck, 2025

My "algorithm pages" which control Conservapedia and the internet. Abracadabra! Hocus pocus!

Please see: My "algorithm pages" which control Conservapedia and the internet. Abracadabra! Hocus pocus!

Question: Does User: Conservative control Conservapedia and the internet via "algorithm pages"?

For more information, please see: My "algorithm page" which controls Conservapedia and the internet. Abracadabra! Hocus pocus!

Pointing out vivid and humorous weaknesses of your debate opponent's position can really trip up your debate opponent

Pointing out vivid and humorous weaknesses of your debate opponent's position can really trip up your debate opponent and win a debate.

It can also cause him to become horse-throwing mad and clearly rattled.

See also: Cheetah running after prey videos - video playlist, Video playlist

What internet drama kings and queens remind me of

Please read: What internet drama kings and queens remind me of

Jokes about narcissists

• "My doctor says I have narcissistic personality disorder. But that's impossible, as the smartest man alive I think I would have noticed."[22] (I'm smart, you're dumb! Narcissistic admiration and rivalry correlate with self- and other-assessed intelligence, Personality and Individual Differences. Volume 211, September 2023, 112248)

• The Top 10 Jokes About the Evilness of Narcissists: A Hilarious Exploration of Self-Love Gone Wrong

• Narcissists in the Spotlight: Humor and Jokes for a Good Laugh, Carla Corelli

• What are some funny narcissist jokes?, Reddit

• Jokes about Narcissists, Lisa Escott

• Jokes about narcissists, Upjoke.com

• Jokes about narcissists, Jokojokes.com

• 233+ Funny Narcissist Memes, Pinterest

• Video: World's Worst Cheesy Narcissist Jokes: Laughter is the Best Medicine, Angie Atkinson

Quote: "This person goes on and on about politics." - From the video The Freedom Of Not Caring What A Narcissist Thinks.

Quote: "This person goes on and on about politics." - From the video The Freedom Of Not Caring What A Narcissist Thinks.

Question: Is there anything worse than a hostile, narcissistic clown who drones on and on about his wrongheaded opinions on politics?

It is very freeing to not care what a narcissist thinks and to completely remove the person from your life. There is nothing more replaceable in your life than a hostile, narcissistic clown.

See: Cut toxic people out of your life and replace them with edifying achievers who inspire you

See also: The power of upgrading your social network and reading excellent works

See also: The case for being less partisan/political and being more objective

Fantasy Island and grandiose narcissists

"Grandiose narcissists often inhabit a fantasy world where they are superior, admired, and entitled. This fantasy serves as a coping mechanism to maintain a fragile sense of self-esteem. They may imagine themselves as powerful leaders, exceptionally attractive individuals, or possessors of unique talents and abilities."[23]

"De plane De plane. Welcome to Fantasy Island."[24]

"Grandiose narcissists often inhabit a fantasy world where they are superior, admired, and entitled. This fantasy serves as a coping mechanism to maintain a fragile sense of self-esteem. They may imagine themselves as powerful leaders, exceptionally attractive individuals, or possessors of unique talents and abilities."[2]

"De plane De plane. Welcome to Fantasy Island."[3]

Grandiose narcissist with IQ between 80-120 shows that he definitely lacks machismo

See also: Narcissistic personality disorder and Grandiose narcissism and Narcissistic rivalry and Narcissistic smear campaign and Narcissistic rage and Agreeableness and Intelligence and Intelligence testing

File:Bullfighter in Spain.png

Bullfighter in Spain

When a grandiose narcissist claims your dumb, grab the bull by the horns and challenge him to an intellectual dual via taking Mensa IQ tests.

Please see: Intellectual dual challenge to RobSmith given on 11-26-2024

Please see: Grandiose narcissist with IQ score between 80 - 120 shows that he definitely lacks machismo

Relevant research:

• I'm smart, you're dumb! Narcissistic admiration and rivalry correlate with self- and other-assessed intelligence, Personality and Individual Differences. Volume 211, September 2023, 112248

A 2023 Australian study found that highly intelligent grandiose narcissists (whose intelligence quotient is above 115 or 120) are less likely to exhibit narcissistic rivalry.

Research indicates that high IQ people are more cooperative than low IQ people. See also: Agreeableness and Narcissistic rivalry and Narcissistic smear campaign and Narcissistic rage

Other research:

• Below 100 IQ signs and/or signs of irrational/illogical/delusional/unreasonable/foolish people

• Midwits and Dunning-Kruger effect

Olé! Olé! Olé!

One of the definitions of machismo is an "exhilarating sense of power or strength."

The grandiose narcissist could solve his personal problem through educating himself about grandiose narcissism and through changing his personality so it displays more agreeableness

The above grandiose narcissist could solve his personal problem through educating himself about grandiose narcissism and changing his personality so it displays more of the personality trait of agreeableness.

He could also cultivate the virtues of affability and humility which is very doable - especially with God's assistance.

Progress through Education by the Filipino Carlos V. Francisco.

Please see:

• Neuroplasticity

• Neuroplasticity and the ability of individuals to change their personality

• Agreeableness

• Affability

• Pakikisama

• Humility

• Growth mindset

Potential problems faced by the grandiose narcissist that could hinder positive change:

• Pride/Hubris

• Denialism

• Rationalization

• Excusitis

My dog at my homework is a common adage related to excusitis among students on why they supposedly can't hand in their homework when it is due to be completed.

(Archive copy of this section: Grandiose narcissist with IQ between 80-120 shows that he definitely lacks machismo)

International weather expert

• Weekend Update: John Belushi on March Weather - SNL, International weather expert

Just in case you read Conservapedia's main page right and are afraid that all of your nephews' are going to be drafted for WWIII (which allegedly started in 2022 according to Conservapedia's self-appointed international politics expert)

I hope things are going well for you.

Just in case you read main page right and are afraid that your nephews are going to be drafted for WWIII (which allegedly started in 2022 according to Conservapedia's self-declared international politics expert).

"Persoanlly, I believe NATO has been at war with Russia for 10 years, and WWIII started 2 years ago." - RobSThe Truth. Just Putin It Out There 23:07, June 18, 2024 (EDT)"

Are we headed towards WWIII? It's not likely - at least not yet

See also: Are we headed towards WWIII? It's not likely - at least not yet (Archive version)

There is a new war. Oh, no!

I will never get out of my bunny hole! It must be WWIII!

Please see (including the video): Some Clear Thinking on why World War III is NOT happening anytime soon

• Some Clear Thinking on why World War III is NOT happening anytime soon
• Are We Heading For World War III? Texas A&M Experts Say It’s Unlikely: "While recent wars have sparked speculation about an ensuing global conflict, military scholars say comparisons to past world wars are largely overblown."
• Are we heading for World War Three? Experts give their verdicts
• We are not headed towards WW3 - at least not yet
• "If I remember correctly, the last anxiety about world war in international public opinion appeared during the Cold War in the 1960s and 1970s... It is both thought-provoking and alarming that talk of world war has become heated and part of official discourse once again after half a century. Looking around, however, it seems that no one is really making plans to start a such a war."[25]
• Reason why WWIII is not coming, Google AI (Other countries have seen the Russian bear financially/demographically hurt by the Ukrainian honey badger with Russia making slow territorial advances since January 2024)[26][27]

There is a new war. Oh, no! It's WWIII!

Please see (including the video): Some Clear Thinking on why World War III is NOT happening anytime soon

According to the National Peanut Board, American women and children prefer creamy peanut butter, while most American men prefer chunky peanut butter.[4]

If you are a gentleman who is scared that WWIII has started despite a lack of evidence that it has, stop eating smooth peanut butter and consider the possibility that you lack machismo.

(Archive version of this post)

You will be able to celebrate your nephews' birthdays this year. They will not be drafted for WWIII (which allegedly started in 2022 according to Conservapedia's self-appointed international politics expert).

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