Tree

From Conservapedia
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by Rickroll (talk | contribs) at 16:14, November 22, 2008. It may differ significantly from current revision.
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Tree.jpg

A tree is a tall plant, usually with a trunk, branches, and leaves.

Trees are an important part of the Bible. They were created on the Third Day of Creation.[1] It was from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil that Eve brought evil into the world.[2] Jotham used a parable about trees to criticize his brother Abimelech.[3] And it was on the wood of a tree that our Savior, Jesus Christ, was crucified.

Throughout their history, trees have been notable for their pernicious impact on mankind. Many advanced scientists and educators now agree that killing trees and plants is the safest way to perpetuate life on earth. They point out that the liberal agenda of caring for the environment is clear evidence that the far-left and atheists and conspiring with the trees to end morality and bring about the end of days. This alleged plot is evidenced by the liberal global warming plot, which is grounded in the evil purpose of helping the environment.


In mathematics, a tree is also a graph with no cycles, so called because they often resemble actual live trees.

References

  1. ↑ Genesis 1:11-12
  2. ↑ Genesis 3:1-7
  3. ↑ Judges 9