Fossil fuels
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Background
Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a cold beer or a hot shower without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only combustible but delicious. A lot of coal comes from West Virginia, Wyoming and Pennsylvania. It is burned in big sweet-looking things called power plants.
Another one is oil.
Downsides
Fossies have been criticized, which is really their only downside. Some people say that the fossies' critics are snow owl-loving retards who have never been to the south.
Finite Resource?
No. Especially not now that they can cook it up in big steamy vats.