| “ | 'Tis hard to write parody articles when the serious ones are already so preposterous. | ” |
| —God, on Conservapedia | ||
| “ | 'Tis hard to know whether to laugh or cry when such preposterous assertions are known to be held sincerely. | ” |
| —Jesus, on Conservapedia | ||
| “ | L. O. L. | ” |
| —Jesus, again on Conservapedia | ||