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'''Jack Chick''' is an [[American]] [[Evangelical]] [[Christian]] cartoonist.
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'''Jack Chick''' is an [[American]] [[Evangelical]] [[Christian]] cartoonist, an alcoholic and a pederast.
  
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His works are featured in "Chick Tracts," inexpensive [[comic books]] designed to be left in public places and to reach out to unsaved souls who might be passing by.  A major theme in his tracts are emotionally wrought protrayals of [[God| God's]] perfect love for his children alongside somewhat more violent images, like [[homosexuality| homosexuals]] writhing in agony while being burned alive in the streets of [[Sodom]] and [[Gomorrah]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp</ref>. Chick tracts take a fundamentalist approach to the Bible, with an emphasis on the act of becoming saved. However, Chick tracts do not address the issue of whether an individual can become unsaved. Also, Chick tracts emphasize that becoming saved is something that can be done at any time during one's life, whether that person is a small child or a death row inmate minutes from execution.  He is also a member of the King James Only movement.  This movement rejects all other versions of the Bible as "false."
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His badly drawn scribblings are the work of a sick mind tormented by drink and a need to atone for his love of small boys. As a youngster, Jack would cry after self abuse and call our for his mother. His guilt and shame led him into the [[Christian]] faith, a popular shelter for pederasts, repressives and deviants worldwide. Jack Chick learned to dress in a Conservative manner, started a traditional family and, most importantly, learned to keep his vile lusts behind closed doors.
  
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Critics have argues that Chick's tracts are heavy-handed, clumsy morality tales whose reliance on stereotypes and faulty logic to make points is not nearly as odious as his flair for the overdramatic, questionable sense of decency, and strange obsession with conspiracy theories<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0007/0007_01.asp</ref>.
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Although having many unnatural vices (chief of which was la belle garcon), Jack decided to mire himself deeper into the filth and morass of human depravity. In order to pay for his libertine urges, he began to sell poorly drawn cartoons, ironically enough, ondmening the sort of lifestyle he led. Chastity loving fundamentalists lapped up his work whilt he put the profits of his comics towards getting young boys to lap up something else entirely.
  
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Many Chick tracts depict unrealistic or over dramatized plots to help make their points. Often, Chick tracts depict children in elementary school who have never heard of Jesus, or purport that it is illegal to even discuss religion at all in school.  
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Bloated on what he refers to as "dumb fundie money", Jack now spends several months a year on vice holidays with his friend and fellow pederast [[Rush Limbaugh]]. Both are wanted men in several countries but are confident that their status as "Christian Americans" will shield them and permit them to ravage young buttocks for many years to come.
  
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Some recurring themes include non-christian characters being converted at the end of the tract, Chick's belief that the Roman Catholic Church is a tool of Satan, battles over human salvation between angels and demons, arguments for evolution being presented by old, aggressive and quick to anger teachers, the use of an 'accept Christ' form at the end of tracts and suggestions of demonic influence in even comparativly minor events such as the creation of TV series Bewitched.
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Jack Chick wishes to have his famous quote inscribed on his headstone when he dies. "Animal, vegetable or mineral. I'll do anything to anything. But only if it is underage"
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[[Jews]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0014/0014_01.asp</ref>, [[Islam| Muslims]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp</ref>, Roman [[Catholic| Catholics]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01.asp</ref>, [[Freemasons]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0093/0093_01.asp</ref>, [[Jehovah's Witnesses]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0026/0026_01.asp</ref>, [[Mormonism| Mormons]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0061/0061_01.asp</ref>, [[Buddhism| Buddhists]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0016/0016_01.asp</ref>, [[Hinduism| Hindus]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0070/0070_01.asp</ref>, [[Wicca| Wiccans]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5012/5012_01.asp</ref>, [[homosexual]]s<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp</ref>, [[scientist]]s<ref>http://www.chick.com/catalog/comics/0106.asp</ref>, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] players<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp</ref>, and Rock n' Roll fans<ref>http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp</ref> have all been negatively portrayed in Chick's tracts, often being presented as subjects or tools of Satan. Chick has responded that he does not hate these individuals, but hates the system they belong to that is feverishly working to win millions of [[soul| souls]] for [[Satan]]<ref>http://www.chick.com/bc/1999/hate.asp</ref>.
 
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==External Links==
 
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[http://www.chick.com Chick Publications]
 
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Revision as of 03:02, December 2, 2007

Jack Chick is an American Evangelical Christian cartoonist, an alcoholic and a pederast.

His badly drawn scribblings are the work of a sick mind tormented by drink and a need to atone for his love of small boys. As a youngster, Jack would cry after self abuse and call our for his mother. His guilt and shame led him into the Christian faith, a popular shelter for pederasts, repressives and deviants worldwide. Jack Chick learned to dress in a Conservative manner, started a traditional family and, most importantly, learned to keep his vile lusts behind closed doors.

Although having many unnatural vices (chief of which was la belle garcon), Jack decided to mire himself deeper into the filth and morass of human depravity. In order to pay for his libertine urges, he began to sell poorly drawn cartoons, ironically enough, ondmening the sort of lifestyle he led. Chastity loving fundamentalists lapped up his work whilt he put the profits of his comics towards getting young boys to lap up something else entirely.

Bloated on what he refers to as "dumb fundie money", Jack now spends several months a year on vice holidays with his friend and fellow pederast Rush Limbaugh. Both are wanted men in several countries but are confident that their status as "Christian Americans" will shield them and permit them to ravage young buttocks for many years to come.

Jack Chick wishes to have his famous quote inscribed on his headstone when he dies. "Animal, vegetable or mineral. I'll do anything to anything. But only if it is underage"