Difference between revisions of "Military"

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Military (latin: militaris - a soldier) is an adjective meaning relating to, or characteristic of members of the armed forces.

The military is a noun that refers either to the armed forces of a country, or the personnel .

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-==How it works==
+'''Military''' (''latin: militaris - a soldier'') is an adjective meaning relating to, or characteristic of members of the armed forces.
-[[Image:Oozi.JPG|thumb|right|Top secret Military recipie, just add po [[rednecks]]."Git-R-Done!"]]
-First, you have to have a problem.  A big problem.  The military only handles little problems if they're close cousins of big problems, like saying Granada had something to do with [[Communism]], not [[nutmeg]].
+'''''The military''''' is a noun that refers either to the armed forces of a country, or the personnel .
-Then, you put on a big production about how the problem just won't fÜcking quit.  "Oh, man! This guy with oil is soooo totally pissing me off with, um, whatever it is that he does to piss me off."
-Everyone is like, "Well, that sucks."
-And you're like, "Sure.  Because oil guy violates human rights and he sponsors terrorism and sh!t."
-And now, you call the [[Larry_the_Cable_Guy|military]] to fix oil guy's wagon.  Oil guy gets his face beaten in proper.  Problem is solved.