Humza Yousaf

Humza Yousaf (حمزہ ہارون یوسف)
Personal life
Date and place of birth	April 7, 1985 Glasgow, Scotland
Parents	Muzaffar Yousaf Shaaista Bhutta
Claimed religion	Islam
Education	University of Glasgow
Spouse	Gail Lithgoe (divorced) Nadia El-Naka
Children	1
Dictatorial career
Country	Scotland; devolved administration within the United Kingdom.
Military service	None
Highest rank attained	First Minister (vazir-e a'zam)
Political beliefs	Islamic Socialism Kakistocracy
Political party	Scottish National Party
Date of dictatorship	March 28, 2023 - present
Wars started
Number of deaths attributed

Humza Haroon Yousaf (Urdu: حمزہ ہارون یوسف), often nicknamed Humza Useless, is a Glasgow-born criminal who serves the Islamic Vazir-e A'zam (وزیر اعظم) of Scotland. He is leader of the Scottish National Party, Scotland's socialist, racist and establishment ruling party, who established a police state under Yousaf's predecessor, Scottish socialist führer Nicola Sturgeon.

Yousaf began his criminal career following the 9/11 terrorist attacks and forged links with Islamic extremists in the late 2000s. After taking up politics in 2011, Yousaf held several ministerial offices, most of which were plagued by failure, between 2012 and 2023. Yousaf seized power on March 27, 2023 against the will of the general public in Scotland.

In 2020, he became known as the architect of the totalitarian Hate Crime Bill.

Early life

Yousaf was born in Glasgow on April 7, 1985 to immigrants Muzaffar Yousaf and Shaaista Bhutta. His father, Muzaffar, is originally from Main Channu (مِياں چنُّوں) in Punjab, Pakistan.

1990s and 2000s: Crime and links to Islamic Extremism

At age 10, Humza Yousaf became a volunteer for charity Islamic Relief. This organization has been accused on several occasions of being a front for Radical Islamism.

In the aftermath of 9/11, following a protest against military action in Afghanistan, Yousaf engaged in the illegal act of blocking the M8 motorway.

On 17 January 2008, Yousaf and his cousin, failed SNP candidate Osama Saeed, used the Scottish Islamic Foundation to bring several Isalmic extremists to meet with senior Scottish politicians. Among these extremists were Anas Altikriti, who praised Iraqi "resistance" terrorists to American and British troops, and Ismail Patel, an advocate for the execution of adulterers and punishment for "free mixing of men and women".

Political career

Early career (2011 - 2012)

In the Scottish Parliament election on May 5, 2011, Humza Haroon Yousaf was elected as an additional member for the Glasgow region. When being sworn into the Scottish Parliament, Yousaf took his oath in the Pakistani Urdu language while wearing a sherwani.

Ministerial failures and crime (2012 - 2023)

In December 2016, while Minister for Transport, Yousaf was was caught by police driving a friend's car without insurance. He was given a £300 fine and six penalty points on his driving license.

On June 14, 2018, Humza posted a meme online with the text "Eid Mu-" with a picture of former US president Barack Hussein Obama, a pun on the Arabic greeting "Eid Mubarak". It is notable that numerous sources suspect Obama to share Yousaf's Islamic ideology.

On June 28, 2018, after two years of failure as Transport Minister, Yousaf was appointed by dictator Sturgeon as Justice Secretary, being the only person in Europe to hold such a post without a law degree.

In 2021, Yousaf introduced legislation that creates a new offence of "stiring up hatred", prosecuting anyone who "behaves in a manner that a reasonable person would consider to be threatening, abusive or insulting", even if the behaviour took place in the privacy of the home.

Leadership candidacy (2023)

Following the resignation of Scotland's socialist tyrant Nicola Sturgeon, Yousaf, a key loyalist of Sturgeon, announced on February 18, 2023 that he would run to replace Sturgeon as leader of the Scottish National Party and First Minister of Scotland.

In an racist speech in the Scottish Parliament on February 20, 2023, Yousaf ranted about the majority of high-ranking positions being held by white people in Scotland, a country whose population is around 96% white.

On February 22, 2023, Neil Lal, President of the Indian Council of Scotland, stated that Scotland's Indian community "will not feel safe" if Yousaf became First Minster.

Humza Yousaf claimed on February 26, 2023 that Scotland shouldn't have a First Minister who opposes "equal marriage", referring to the views of his leadership contest rival Kate Forbes. This is despite the fact that Yousaf actually missed the vote on that subject due to pressure from the mosque.

On March 21, 2023, Yousaf falsely and controversially called Westminster a "foreign power".

Yousaf took control of the Scottish National Party and of Scotland following the SNP leadership election on March 27, 2023. His installation as leader is highly controversial as he relied on second-preference votes to defeat his nearest rival, Kate Forbes, who was preferred by the Scottish general public. At 37, Yousaf became the youngest ruler of Scotland to-date, and he first leader of any major British party to conform to the pagan ideology of Islam.

Yousaf Viziership (2023 - present)

Following Yousaf's takeover of Scotland on March 28, 2023, his cabinet appointments became the subject of criticism. His appointment of Shona Robison as deputy First Minister was particularly controversial because, in her past role as the secretary responsible for 'social justice', she was responsible for pushing the widely despised trans-fascist policies that brought about the collapse of the Sturgeon Führership.

Public opinion

Humza Yousaf has been nicknamed "Humza Useless" by several commentators including Nana Akua.