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| + | '''Lactose intolerance''' is a condition wherein an individual cannot digest [[lactose]], a [[sugar]] found in [[milk]]. When a lactose intolerant individual ingests any form of milk, he or she will get a stomachache. Other symptoms include cramps and bloating. Such individuals do not produce an [[enzyme]] called [[lactase]] that breaks down lactose after weaning.<ref>http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/lactoseintolerance/</ref> |
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| − | <br> | + | The proportion of lactose intolerant individuals varies by region on the planet. 99% of [[China|Chinese]] are lactose intolerant, whereas only 10% of [[United States|Americans]] are. Recent research indicates that lactose intolerance is high where [[cow]]s were not domesticated. <ref>http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/news/070401_lactose</ref>At higher latitudes, lactose intolerance decreases. As average temperature increases, lactose intolerance increases.<ref>http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/06/050602012109.htm</ref> |
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| | + | Lactose tolerance is determined by a [[recessive]] [[gene]]. Researchers have recently identified a [[DNA]] [[mutation]] that allows people to tolerate milk.<ref>http://www.foodnavigator.com/news/news-ng.asp?id=42796-scientists-identify-lactose</ref> Lactose tolerance is often called lactose persistence. |
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| − | '''Oklahoma Supreme Court dismissed a lawsuit seeking to force taxpayers to educate children.''' Another conservative victory! [http://www.oscn.net/applications/oscn/deliverdocument.asp?citeid=448969]
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| − | **1884 - [[Harry S Truman]] was born. He had an awesome middle name, and dropped a big bomb. Boom. Boom!
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| − | **1984 - The [[Communist]] [[Soviet Union]] pulls its communal penis out of your mom after it had been in place for 3 weeks.
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