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A '''boat''' is a [[vessel]] for [[transportation]] by [[water]].  It is often used specifically to mean a small [[ship]].<ref>[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/boat "Boat," from dictionary.com]</ref>
 
A '''boat''' is a [[vessel]] for [[transportation]] by [[water]].  It is often used specifically to mean a small [[ship]].<ref>[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/boat "Boat," from dictionary.com]</ref>
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The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place is to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so you can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
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==References==
 
==References==

Revision as of 01:21, February 14, 2012

Turner Dutch Boats in a Gale.jpg

A boat is a vessel for transportation by water. It is often used specifically to mean a small ship.[1]

The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place is to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so you can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.

References

Five Fishing Boats, Nice (?) by Jacob Collins