Talk:Biden's classified documents scandal

Not that anyone was ever interested, but this whole Corvette thing tells us more about Biden's personality and sense of insecurity that anything else. He's basically a nerd who wanted to hang out with the cool kids. So he buys himself a Corvette, locks it in the garage as his prized possession, rides Amtrak, and treasures his prized possession above national security sources and methods (i.e. sources = the lives of people serving America).

What a pity, to be 80 years old and your shining moment is to stand before the world and say, "Nothing they say about me is true. I've been accepted into 'cool guy' society. I own a Corvette." RobS^{Give Peace a chance} 13:55, January 13, 2023 (EST)