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#I am Stephen Colbert the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. #Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I, Stephen Colbert, the LORD thy God am a jealous reporterGod, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And showing shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments. #Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God [Stephen Colbert] in vain; for Stephen the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. #Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of Stephen Colbertthe LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six days Stephen the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Stephen LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. #Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which Stephen Colbert the LORD thy God giveth thee.