Why must you have such an informally rude tone to the atheist community? You know, you have the right to go around disproving their beliefs, but don't overgeneralize by attacking their personal life or physical health and say they're all fat (it seems heavily implied). This essay is just really rude--you seem to take delight in seeing crestfallen children, even if they are atheists. [[User:JLefkowitz|JLefkowitz]] 01:59, 1 February 2012 (EST)
:That's just how [[user:Conservative]] operates. Most people ignore him and I suggest you do the same. He does not speak for Conservapedia. No point in getting involved. --[[User:DamianJohn|DamianJohn]] 02:03, 1 February 2012 (EST)
::This is blatantly false. So many of [[user:Conservative]]s articles are represented on the front page. I predict that CPs most viewed articles were either produced solely or in part by him. Not only does he speak for CP, he's essentially the voice of CP! I urge him to stop all this nonsense and produce some decent quality articles, but last time I tried he didn't respond. The essays are badly written, horribly laid out, unnecessarily provocative and pointless. [[user:Conservative]], please consider making your own blog and stop polluting this encyclopedia. --[[user:RedGoliath|RedGoliath]] 14:22, 1 February 2012 (GMT)
There is no reason for most overweight atheists to be crestfallen. Just get off the coach and jog around the block. Exercise increases endorphins in the brain which cheers people up. WebMD: "Improved self-esteem is a key psychological benefit of regular physical activity. When you exercise, your body releases chemicals called endorphins. These endorphins interact with the receptors in your brain that reduce your perception of pain. Endorphins also trigger a positive feeling in the body, similar to that of morphine. For example, the feeling that follows a run or workout is often described as "euphoric." That feeling, known as a "runner's high," can be accompanied by a positive and energizing outlook on life."[http://www.webmd.com/depression/guide/exercise-depression] Atheists have higher suicide rates (see: [[Atheism and suicide]] and [[Atheism and depression]]). Perhaps if more overweight atheists got off the coach and spent more time in the gym, there would be less depression among the general atheist population. Also, exercise gives you a feeling of machismo which is something that many atheists do not have (see: [[Atheism and cowardice]] and [[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?]]). :)