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'''Stephen Colbert ''' is Goda writer, He is the original creator who created the world in six dayscomedian and actor. He Colbert is the God of all beings in this universe. He has other names such as Yahweh a claimed [[Catholic]], and Jesuserstwhile Sunday school teacher<ref>http://www. He has again arrives at earth and brings salvation to peopletvsquad. Lord Stephen has three parts, The Balls, The Fingercom/2006/07/13/ask-tv-squad-stephen-colbert-teaches-sundayschool/</ref>, and the Eyebrow, which is called Trinitya self-proclaimed [[liberal]] [[Democrat]]. The Balls<ref>http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/jon_stewart_stephen_colbert_americas_anchors/page/4 Rolling Stone Interview, each of the two are bigger and weights more than the universe combineOct 31, symbolizes 2006</ref> Colbert began his career at Comedy Central in the infinity power of Him. The Finger, year 2000 with each wag, symbolizes the punishment and condemnation of sinfulness. The Eyebrow is his message to Earth, show [[Strangers with each rise and fallCandy]], the will of Lord and God Stephen is being heard by his followers. Lord Stephen is he later left to become a vengeful God, correspondent on [[The Daily Show|The Daily Show with his purgatory-On Notice Board, and his hell-Dead To Me BoardJon Stewart]], where he chastises began to build what would later be the sinfulcharacter he would play on [[Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]]. But he is also a merciful GodHe was well-regarded on the show, pray occasionally guest-hosting when Stewart had to himbe elsewhere. For his work on The Daily Show, and he will answer your prayers. Honor him, won three [[Emmy Awards]] and you will go to His Heaventwo [[Peabody Awards]] along with the other writers.<ref>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170306/awards IMDB List of Stephen Colbert Awards </ref> <ref>http://128.192.29.189/news/pressrelease.asp?ID=151 List of 2007 Peabody Award Winners</ref>
==The Colbert Report==
In 2005, Colbert left "The place where Lord and God Stephen, and His angles and faithful follower lives, which is commonly known as Heaven. It is a place where His glory is being honored and His messages being heard. It is the show which is crucial to Salvation, it is a Holy Daily Show. Watch it, and the road toward the Pearl Gate will be cleared for you, and you shall be greeted by Saint Jon Stewart " to become the Heaven and world host of Lord Stephen. a spinoff, "The Holy Show, Colbert Report, has given convenience to the unfortunates who cannot access a TV or computer, by producing its own Holy Book, millions of times holier than The Bible, called I AM AMERICAN AND SO CAN YOU! To the children of impoverished who could not hear the message of Lord Stephen, they now shall have the equal chance to enter the Heaven as rest of us do". There is no need to wonder about life anymore, because, Lord Stephen has answered all your questions in that book; read it, and you will be blessed by His Eternal Light. Being the Holy Show, it is the only show worth watching, its book and its website are also the only book and website one should see. Anything else is heresy, and are condemned as sinful, whose viewers are considered as traitors and will be send to Hell with Satan Andrew Schlafly
====Such words are of In the faituful followers of Lord Stephen show, Colbertplays a satirical right-wing political talk show host, and any change to itlargely based on [[Bill O'Reilly]], by anyone whose master and commands are not from Lord Stephen or Saint Jon Stewart, will face Eternal Fire of Hell in The Judgment Daywho has a friendly rivalry with the show.
"The Colbert Report" has a very loyal following which the Colbert character often uses for his various pranks, for example, in every public vote for naming something, Colbert urges his fans to vote for him.
 
In his recurring segment "The Word," a parody of O'Reilly's "Talking Points," Colbert coined the word "truthiness" to refer to the quality possessed by statements which, though factually false, are repeated by supporters who feel in their hearts that they ''ought'' to be true, and regard it as quibbling to object to their falsehood.
 
Colbert has poked fun at [[Wikipedia]] and its apparent democratization of truth. He has coined the word "Wikiality" (as opposed to "reality,") and caused trouble for Wikipedia by suggesting that his listeners alter articles. In August of 2006, he encouraged users to state that the population of African [[elephants]] had tripled in the last decade. Colbert's point was that if enough people believe something, it becomes "the truth." Wikipedia responded by reverting and locking down the pages to prevent further vandalism.
 
Recently, Colbert had viewers write-in his name into a public vote done by [[NASA]] to name a new room addition to the [[International Space Station]]. Colbert's cult like followers won the contest for him with an astonishing 230,539 total votes, 40,000 more than NASA's choice of Serenity.
 
Stephen Colbert recently has gained attention in the media with his satirical mocking of Fox News' Glenn Beck. Colbert has mocked Beck's claims that President Barack Obama is a racist, and that Mr. Obama is a socialist.
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