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Scientologist believe, should one go deep enough into it to achieve OT III,<ref group=note>It costs an estimated $350,000 to reach OT III, for reference</ref> that 75 million years ago<ref>Multiple references:*[https://www.wikileaks.com/wiki/Scientology_cult_Hubbard_Class_VIII_Xenu_transcripts_1968 Wikileaks PDF files of Hubbard's lectures], check PDF 10 on page 14 to see the first references to Xenu (he's called Xemu in the instance)</ref><ref name=abc>*ABC News (November 18, 2006). "Scientology Leader Gave ABC First-Ever Interview – ABC Interview Transcript". Nightline. ABC.</ref><ref>*[https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/OTIII/ Hubbard's lecture notes]</ref><ref>*[http://www.gleepy.net/clams/ot3leaf2.pdf The Story of Xenu], PDF</ref> a trans-galactic ruler named Xenu threw a ''coup d'état'' and instated his own fascist dictatorship. Now, Xenu had a problem: each of the planets in the galaxy were overpopulated, with an average of 178 billion people per planet,<ref>Atack, Jon (1990). A Piece of Blue Sky: Scientology, Dianetics, and L. Ron Hubbard Exposed. New York: Carol Publishing Group. ISBN 0-8184-0499-X. OCLC 20934706.</ref><ref>Scott, Michael Dennis (2004). Internet And Technology Law Desk Reference. Aspen Publishers. p. 109. ISBN 0-7355-4743-2.</ref> so he devised a plan. Xenu called a ''ton'' of people in for tax audits,<ref name=partridge>Partridge, Christopher Hugh (2003). UFO Religions. Routledge. ISBN 0-415-26324-7. OCLC 51342721.</ref> then froze them in a mixture of [[Ethylene glycol|alcohol and gycol]].<ref name=xenu>[http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/xenuleaf.htm The Xenu Leaflet], ''xenu.net''</ref> Then, Xenu stacked the frozen people onto spaceships that looked like DC-8s,<ref>L. Ron Hubbard "Class VIII Course, Lecture No. 10, Assists" October 3, 1968; taped lecture</ref> but they had rocket engines instead of propellers.<ref name=abc/> He flew them to Teegeeack<ref name=partridge/><ref>Reece, Gregory L. (2007). UFO Religion: Inside Flying Saucer Cults and Culture. I. B. Tauris. ISBN 1-84511-451-5.</ref><ref name=lamont>Lamont, Stewart (1986). Religion Inc.: The Church of Scientology. London: Harrap. ISBN 0-245-54334-1. OCLC 23079677.</ref> (later called Earth), and stacked them around volcanoes. He lowered hydrogen bombs into the volcanoes and detonated them, killing everyone who was frozen. Xenu had another problem though: each person had a soul. So he used this special electronic beam that worked like fly paper to catch all the souls, and flew them to a massive, gargantuan cinema.<ref name=xenu/> Xenu made the souls (called thetans) watch films for 36 days straight. The films told the thetans that they were God, Jesus, and the Devil all at the same time.<ref name=xenu/> This so confused the thetans that they clumped together and stayed on Earth, and all these years later they cling to our bodies and cause us problems.<ref name=lamont/><ref>[http://tonyortega.org/2015/07/24/long-before-xenu-scientologys-actual-origin-story-as-told-by-a-former-member/ Scientology's Actual Orgin Story as Told by a Former Member], ''Tony Ortega''</ref>
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