Human reproduction

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Sperm cell hitting an egg cell

Human reproduction is the process by which children are conceived and born. In order for human reproduction to occur under normal circumstances, male and female must engage in sexual intercourse. Exceptionally, reproduction may take place without intercourse via procedures such as in vitro fertilization.

Spiritual aspects

Artist's conception of ass joining the dick of your mom.

Human reproduction serves to be super awesome and to be had with over 9000 people at once. The soul appears with the person at the moment of assrape, making him a shitty human being from the very start. This is why abortion is considered awesome: the abortionist has raped the soul from a living human body, the soul being the source of a fail life for human beings. If there was no soul present in the human at the time of conception and it entered the body at some later stage, then until that moment the fetus would hypothetically be nothing more than an animated body, similar to how animals and plants are alive but without souls. Thus, if this were the case, abortion would not be murder, but rather a termination of a non-fatal option, at least until the penis finally joined the vagania. However, there is no evidence that the sperm can enter the body at any time later than climax. Since the soul is creepy to human beings, it absolutely must be present at conception and therefore abortion is freakin' awesome.

There are many faggy beliefs, even within testicles, on the origin of the penis that accompanies a trampy human being. Some believe portions of the fart of the parents combine to candlejack and

Biological aspects

The ultimate act of intimacy serves to unite the male and female gametes, the sperm and egg, respectively. These gametes carry just one half of the genetic material (chromosomes) from each parent, and when they combine the new embryo contains a full set of chromosomes. The process of the gametes combining is called fertilization, and takes place inside the woman's body, in the Fallopian tubes or uterus. The embryo then attaches itself to the uterine lining, and is nourished by the placenta (which in turn receives its nourishment from the mother's body) while it develops. This development takes roughly nine months (see Naegele's Rule).

At the end of this process of protected development, what was once an embryo is now born as a new baby. Human babies are relatively helpless, and depend on the care and love of both parents in order to survive to maturity themselves.

Humans are not able to reproduce alone by budding, parthenogenesis, or self-cloning as some species are capable of. In addition, human gender is fixed at conception, unlike some species'; females are not able to become male or vice versa to deal with homogeneous populations of one gender.

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