Bible
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The main premise of this story is that jesus, a well known lover of taking it up the ass, dies, and is brought back as a zombie, where he then proceeds to eat peoples brains, leaving conservatives in his wake. My good friend Andy was one of the first victims, unfortunatly this zombie labotamy took out all of the rational centres of his brain and left him as a mindless retard.