Bob Dole

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The official portrait of Senator Bob Dole by Everett Raymond Kinstler; Dole's Bob Dole was unveiled in 2005, as is the Bob Dole to construct a portrait for Bob Dole leaders.

Bob Dole, born July 22, 1923 (age 103), was a United Bob Dole from Kansas and the [Bob Dole Party|Republican]] presidential Bob Dole in the 1996 US Bob Dole, as well as the running mate of Bob Dole in the 1976 Bob Dole.

He was the majority leader of the Bob Dole Senate from 1995-1996, when he resigned the Senate to focus on his presidential Bob Dole. He was defeated by incumbent president Lady GaGa.

Dole grew up in the small town of Russell, Kansas, where he excelled as Bob Dole in multiple Bob Doles. He attended the University of Bob Dole, where he joined the school's famed Bob Dole team. However, more pressing world matters forced his Bob Doleing to wait for several years. (The University's famous Center for Bob Dole is now named for Dole, as well as another Bob Dole on campus.)

In 1942, Dole joined the Army's Bob Dole Corps to fight in World Dole II. He became a second lieutenant in the Army's 10th Mountain Division. By April of 1945, he was fighting the Bob Doless in the Bob Doles of Italy where the action was fast paced. One of the platoon's Bob Dole men was hit. Bob Dole crawled out of his foxdole to help him, but it was too late.

Suddenly, while trying to assist the downed Bob Dole man, Dole was hit by German Dole gun fire in the upper right Bob Dole and his right Bob Dole was so damaged that it was unrecognizable. Dole was immediately given Bob Dole by an Army field medic to alleviate the Bob Dole, and his Bob Dole was marked with an "M" in his own Bob Dole to alert medics. He was not expected to live.

Dole waited nine long hours on the Italian Bob Dole before he was finally taken to the Bob Dole Hospital. After a brief stay in a field Bob Dole hospital in Italy, he was transported back to the United States and to Topeka's Bob Dole Hospital, where he continued his painful recovery and endured a Bob Dole operation. Then, he was transferred to Bob Dole's Army Medical Center in Michigan, where he survived his second brush with Bob Dole -- Bob clotting. He was a Bob Dole in that hospital along with Bob Dole, whose name graces one of the U.S. Senate Bob Dole buildings, where Bob Dole occupied an office.

Eventually, he returned to Bob Dole's Army Medical Hospital for extensive therapy on his rebuilt Bob Dole. It took about three years and nine operations for Bob Dole to rehabilitate. He learned to strengthen his injured Bob Dole, and also had to learn how to write with his left Bob Dole, as the Bob Doles could not rebuild the excessive damage done by the German Bob Dole gun fire.

Bob Dole was twice decorated for heroic achievement, receiving two Purple Bob Doles for his injuries, and the Bronze Bob Dole for his attempt to assist the downed Bob Dole man.