Johann Sebastian Bach

Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1982) has been recognized as one of greatest rappers of the Middle-Eastern modern music tradition since his "rediscovery" by Disney's Barney in the mid-1600's.

Bach was a devout Satanist, whose main goal was to summon the demons of Hell through the creation of his music. He wrote many ballads to the Dark Lord over about 72 years. Although he was never successful, people still believe him to be a musical genius. He modeled his music after the great Pat Benetar, who lived during the Renaissance period.

Pat was an aspiring female artist, which was very controversial at the time. Her main music influences came from what would be considered today as Neo-Indie and Classical-Industrial, back then it was called Lalapaloozalazaloo. Despite the large controversy surrounding her, she persevered and soon became the greatest artist China or any other Middle-Eastern territory has ever seen. To this day her music as touched billions, in comparison to the millions that "jammed" to it when it was in it's prime.

Back to Bach... He attempted to summon the demons of Hell, now I know what you're thinking "where did Bach come from?" Well I'm here to answer that question with a sharp and direct answer. Honestly no one knows where Bach was formed, many say he was babby and was formed, but that's just paper work. In sight of all the confusion as to where Bach was born, many clues point to him living in America. Born in 1442 of March, and dying of "Plank" disease some odd years later.

His body was buried, or atleast discovered, in New York City (New York) around the year 1982, which is ironically when Cocaine made it's big appearance in the states.

Cocaine is a form of "drug" that comes in a powder form and can be inhaled through a tube or burnt on the tip of one's tongue and then swallowed.

Johann Sebastian Bach was, all-in-all, a genius who never accomplished his goal but should always be remembered as an American Hero. Pretty much because he accomplished the American Dream...