Adam
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According to the supercorrect source of Genesis, Adam was the first human being. His kitchen slave, given to him by the almighty God, was Eve.
As Adam and Eve were the only humans on Earth at the time, and were eventually joined by their children, it was up to this litle family to populate the Earth. You know what this means? They started the time-honored practice of INCEST, which conservative Southerners so often partake in still today. It's just their way of worshipping their lord and savior, Raptor Jesus. Especially if their relative of choice is a delicious loli. CP time!!! Extra salvation if you get chased down by the partyvan, and double the heavenly goodness if you get on Dateline. Why don't you have a seat right over there, W?