Opposition to intelligent design
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Opposition to intelligent design is a position held by only the smartest of humans. After realizing that God does not exist and that Republicans are actually Satan in disguise (here only to treat people different then them like garbage), people banded together to increase the average IQ of the human race. Conservatives and the like had lowered the IQ to a new dismally low record. Racism and sexism ran rampant, and the only way to save the world was to oppose intelligent design.