Kiwi
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A kiwi is any of the species of small flightless birds endemic to New Zealand of the genus Apteryx (the only genus in family Apterygidae). At around the size of a domestic chicken, kiwi are by far the smallest living ratites. Most kiwi species are endangered. The kiwi is also a national symbol for New Zealand. Creationist scientist have determined this bird also has secret teleportation abilities, as this is the only way this poor slow-moving flightless bird could have got over a sea and halfway around the world to Noah's ark on time.