Christianity

'Twas the Internet and the Christians Did smile and dimly make their claims All flimsy were their arguments And their dumb book was lame

"Beware the Christian, my son! The lies they spread, the truth they twist They quote the Bible verse, and shun The rational atheist"

He took his science book in hand Long time by logic he was taught Rejected he Christianity A danger to free thought

And in their guise of moral good The Christians, with sin and shame Came preaching that he really should Praise God or burn in flame

One, two! One, two! That's just not true The science evidence did stack Debate they fled, and gave instead Ad hominem attack

"And, has thou changed the Christian? When all his lies thou did destroy?" "O pointless day! Their minds are clay! With them you'll have no joy"

'Twas Internet and the Christians Did smile and dimly make their claims All flimsy were their arguments And their dumb book was lame