User:SweatingBullets
Basic Info
Name: Classified
Age: Classified
Location: People's Republik ov Illinois, United States
Profession: Classified
Religion: LCMS Lutheran
Interests
Music: Classic Rock, Modern Country, Bowling for Soup, The Blues Brothers, John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, Dethklok, The Confession, and Avenegd Sevenfold.
Television: Over There, CMT, GAC, Mind of Mencia, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, South Park, Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, and others.
Movies: Black Hawk Down, RENT, The Blues Brothers, the Star Wars saga *Favorite episode: The Empire Strikes Back*, Windtalkers, S.W.A.T., Bill Cosby: Himself, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, the Austin Powers trilogy, Pearl Harbor, Team America: World Police, Big Trouble, Joe Dirt, BASIC, American History X, Miami Vice, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour trilogy, and others.
Political Party: Reagan Republican.
Top Issue: 2nd Amendment Rights
Favorite Firearms
Rifle: Colt AR-15 A2 Carbine (5.56x45mm)
Submachine Gun: TIE-H&K MP7-A1 (4.6x23mm)--Kalashnikov AKS-74U (5.45x39mm)--Auto-Ordinance Model M1 Thompson (.45 Caliber)
Sniper System: Springfield Armory M-21 (.308 NATO)
Shotgun: Mossberg Model 500 (12 gauge)
Light Machine Gun: M249 Para (5.56x45mm)
Handgun-Semi Auto: Sig Sauer P226 (9mm)
Handgun-Revolver: Smith & Wesson Model 686 (.357 Magnum/.38 Special)
Mounted Weapon: TIE-Browning/FNH M2 Machine Gun (.50 caliber)--General Electric/Dillon Aero M134 Minigun (7.62x39mm)
Grenade Launcher: China Lake NATIC (40mm)
Proud Sevenfoldist
Some of my preferences when it comes to the greatest rock band in existence, Avenged Sevenfold:
Favorite Member: Brian Haner, Jr. AKA Synyster Gates
Favorite Album: Avenged Sevenfold
Favorite Song (Speed Metal): Almost Easy
Favorite Song (Country): Dear God
Favorite Song (Rock): Afterlife
Favorite Song (Military): Critical Acclaim
Favorite Song (Overall): Dear God
Favorite Instrument: Synyster Gates' Schecter Synyster Custom
Favorite Music Video: Almost Easy
Favorite Guitar Solo: TIE: 1. Syn's Solo; 2. Beast And The Harlot
Favorite Synyster Era: Long Hair/Black Fedora
Favorite Venue: Congress Theatre, Chicago, Illinois, USA
Weird Factoidz
...has adopted the catchphrase "SCHWING!!!!"
...has driven by the "Scatchell's" seen in Wayne's World
...100% supports the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and our troops along with them
...supports President Bush
...has listed his favorite president as Ronald Wilson Reagan, and actually broke down in tears while watching his funeral on Fox News
...recognizes the undeniable truth that cats are the supreme rulers of humanity
...seems to be an apparent magnet for bisexual women, despite his Christian credentials
...loves Avenged Sevenfold
...is a huge fan of Larry Elder and Michael Savage
...is Anti-CAIR
...100% supports Israel, and wishes the US would adopt Israel's firearms policies
...loves Avenged Sevenfold
...loves intelligent conversations
...is a big First Person Shooter fan
...is extremely random, as well as manually controllably psychotic out of his own free will
...loves Avenged Sevenfold
...loves Avenged Sevenfold
...loves Avenged Sevenfold
And last, but most certainly not least...
...is deeply in love with an extremely beautiful, very humorous, and very God-fearing Methodist girl, and has never been happier...
...also loves Avenged Sevenfold...