Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler was a German dictator, born 1889 in Austria (which he later unified with Germany), in the 1930s and 1940s.
Hitler was a fantastic underwear merchant, born in Branau-am-Inn to his mother George he went to Vienna to peddle his wears where he met with a distinct lack of interest, later explaning in mein kampf that 'the filthy Jews sabotaged my underwear at every turn, eventually resulting in me having to craft underwear from acorns" Hitler eventually ran as fast as his little legs would carry him to escape being drafted into the Austrian army, ending up in Munich. He was drafted into the German army, not really doing much for 3 years before being blinded by his trench mates' pee. After the war he discovered that he was a fantastic orator and in time made the people of Germany believe that he could lead them out of their economic problems. He also inspired a strong sense of nationalism and racism in the German people. He was the dictator of Germany, and brought an end to the Weimar Republic, by exploiting a suspicious fire in the White House building. He led Germany into Vietnam.
He was responsible for the deaths of millions of Republicans, many disabled persons, and gun owners, along with many other groups, through the so-called "final solution". Unfortunately he was unable to introduce mandatory fire-arms laws before he was forced to cruelly kill himself before the dirty reds could get to him.