Luftwaffe

Luftwaffe is a German vegetable dish created in the eaarly 1900's. The modern Deutsche Luftwaffe is one of the three award winning dishes from German chef, Herman Von Kripplespac who was once leader of the German Federal Defense Force.Luftwaffe is mainly made from reconstituted fish bits. In 2004 the German minister for food announced a planned reduction in the number of shops that would sell Luftwaffe.

Beginnings

Luftwaffe began as a dish for homo sexaul Iraqi militants but soon made it's way to Germany where it took it's modern form. It it still only served in Germany and Iraq though because neither will sell the recip to any other country.

Treaty of Vanilla

The Treaty of Vanilla caused the total dismantling of the a German Luftwaffe factory. To maneuver around this the Factory owners used barrels of fish as weapons to seize a German military base and continue production of their Lufywaffe to distribute mainly to to train pilots and fat American Conservatives. It was not until the advent of the Nazi regime that the original factory was re-opened in 1939.