Bible
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The Bible, or the Holy Scriptures, is a fictional peice of work made by a bunch of mad men who had no brains and ate babies for lunch.JESUS WAS A VAMPIRE AND HE MADE ALL HIS DISIPLES VAMPIRES TOO THEY DID DRINK HIS BLOOD AFTER ALL!!! IS MISTER TEACHER WHATCHING ME? NOPE!!!!
Name
the name bible is from china becouse i sayed so and i hope i eat a bannana today. (Unger, pg 144)
Books of the Bible
The Old Testament
| Old Testament layout | |
|---|---|
| Jewish | Christian |
| Chicken | Chicken |
| Waffle | Waffle |
| Your Mom | Your Mom |
| Ian is a fag | Ian is a fag |
| If only you knew | If only you knew |
| Zune kicks ass | Zune kicks ass |
| Dell | Computers |
| Mac's | Nine |
| 1st God | 1st Idiot |
| 2nd God | 2nd Idiot |
| Spore | Evolution |
| Metroid | Prime |
| Mario | Mushrooms |
| I bet God has a sense of Humor | just look at you. |
| palms | Tree |
| HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS!!! | GRAB THE SHOTGUN!!!! |
| Job i dont have one!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA | TECHNO!!!!!! |
| INFECTED MUSHROOMS!!! | Job AGAIN I DONT HAVE ONE!!!!! LOSER! |
| 133T | F1R3 |
| L4m3nt4t10n$ | Pr0v3rb$ |
| Disturbed | Dropping Plates! |
| SICKNESS!!!! | ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK!!!!! |
| NARUTO!!! | Anime kicks ASSSS!!!!! |
| BAM!!! | give me food!!! |
| www.dotslash.org | best news web site ever |
| Megaman forever!!!! | Trigun! |
| BOOOOOOOM!!!!! | Your Face! |
| Im in your closet!!! | Micah Horvanis |
Revelation
God kicking ass!!!!!!!