Christianity
christianity is a cult that follows the teachings of jeebus, as described in the books of the Crazed Ramblings. It is currently the world's largest cult, with over two billion idiots worldwide. Some forms of christianity hope that anyone who accepts jeebus as their personal trainer will end up having piña colada's with George Bush Sr&Jr in hell. This means that at least two-thirds of the worlds population today are going to be kicking it with those boys from the south in hell real soon.[1] Other forms say that jeebus is the ultimate judge of who goes on to perform in the the next round of American Idol. It turns out that all that praying by the contestants may actually help.[2]
Beliefs
christians delusionally believe that jeebus was a guy that used to give good deals on car stereos. Because of this christians believe that they must be "phat" spiritually by blaring Jay-Z on their 8 track and taking jeebus as their personal trainer.
Controversy
Some christians, mostly all christians, believe that abortion, homosexuality, premarital sex, and the theory of evolution are morally wrong because the Old Crazed Ramblings said so. This has caused political problems, given the significant influence of fundamentalist christians. It should be noted that fundamentalist christians make up the entire faithful collective.
See also
- catholic church (the original crackpot cult)
- Jediism