Diet of defeat
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Diet of defeat is a scientifically established phenomenon in which NFL addicts have "an incredibly common coping mechanism to alleviate strong, typically negative emotions. Overall, the calorie consumption of a given team’s fanbase tends to increase by 10% when their team loses and decrease by 5% when their team wins."[1]