Save America March 2021

A bunch of severely mentally ill people cried their poor little eyes out at the fact their Dear Leader, His Orangeness Darth Cheeto, got his blubbery ass kicked out of the White House. It was a scene replete with knuckle-walking, grunting, and the occasional turd being flung out of anger and grief. The rest of America laughed at these pathetic losers, noting that even psychiatry wards wanted nothing to do with them; a schizophrenic man was quoted as saying, "Wow, these people are completely batshit insane!" A handful of people have offered them to zoos, although it is unclear whether the marchers possess enough sentience to be considered animals worthy of viewing or care; one keeper noted the horny toads at one zoo all desperately began trying to escape at the mere thought of being associated with gelatinous blobs such as those who showed up at this march.