Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter is America's finest bulwark against the hordes of liberalism, foreignness, mexicanism, communism, evolutionism, secularism, feminism and taste. Considered by many to be a modern-day Virgin Mary[1], America is truly blessed.

Ann Coulter is kind of like an author, but is really more like a joke[[2]]. She writes books that exemplify all of the worst, most retarded stereotypes of conservative thinking[[3]]. Her writing tends not to follow any logical framework and usually just makes fun of, mocks, or degrades people she disagrees with. She also totally has an adam's apple[[4]] [[5]]. Rumour has it that she likes having anal sex with liberals[[6]].