Bernie Sanders

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Bernie Sanders
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U.S. Senator from People's Republic of Vermont
From: January 3, 2007 – Present
Predecessor Jim Jeffords
Successor Incumbent (no successor)
U.S. Representative from Peoples Republic of Vermont's at-large Congressional District
From: January 3, 1991 – January 3, 2007
Predecessor Peter Smith
Successor Peter Welch
Information
Party Democratic (former Socialist)
Spouse(s) Jane O'Meara
Religion Jewish Athiest/Apatheist. Doesen't really care much. Mostly worships Communism and its prophets, notably Lenin, Stalin, and FDR

Bernie Sanders is an Evil socialist communist commie libtard that wants to take all of your money and give it to the socialt evil nazi liberal commie athiest Peoples 'Republic' of the USA that he will create when elected. He likes to say things like 'Viva la Revolcion' and 'We should look to countries like Norway, Cuba, and North Korea, and learn from what they have accomplished'. He is the senator from the evil liberal atheist commumist nazi socialist People's Republic of Vermont, and he works to further his liberal evil commie socialist nazi atheist agenda in the US Senate. He wants to eat 99% of all of your ice cream and steal 100% of all of your money. He wants to use that money to fund his evil liberal commie socialist programs like letting poor people go to College without graduating with crushing debt by making college free and giving everybody health care so they can kill babies when they are just wee little single celled zygotes. He wants to collectise all the farms and purge all that resist. He hates how billionares fight for our freedom by buying elections and using lobbyists to pressure Congress into doing whatever they want. He likes to spread the liberal commie conspiracy of climate change, and he refuses to accept that vaccines cause autism. He majored in Sharia Law at the University of Havanna, and he wants to make that part of our Constitution. He sleeps with a copy of the communist manifesto and he burns (or should I say Berns) copies of the New Testament, the Declararion of Independence, and the Constitution at parties with his friends from Russia, Cuba, and North Korea and with other communnists, while singing songs longing for the return of USSR and dreams of the New World Order in the future where he will rule the world as a Communist Dictator.

DONT VOTE FOR HIM HEES A COMMIE!!!!!!