Republican Party

Major events in Republican party history: 1854-Party is founded. Times are very different, as people look up to the Republican party as opposed to the corrupt Democratic party.

1860-Abe Lincoln, greatest president ever, is elected. Despite being a republican, he is remarkably bipartisan and agreeable, acting on what he feels is best for America rather than what is best for his party.

1929-Great Depression. The Republican party, which has changed from the "people's party" to the "rich white males party" uses the "just watch the country go down the crapper" strategy.

1932-Franklin Delano Roosevelt, second greatest president ever, takes over. Ends Great Depression and wins us second World War. Brings in seventy-years of prosperity under Democrat rule to America.

1980-1988-Reagan is in office. Gets credit for delayed effects of crappy soviet economy, delayed effects of previous presidents, and for being rude to other world leaders. Illegally sells weapons to Middle Easterners, which are used several years later by extreemists (like in present times). Spends 1/4 of all military defense money spent in cold war.

1994-Republican party barely takes over control of congress because of mudslinging of Bill Clinton. Begins a fourteen year era where the Republicans *&%$ things up and destroy any chance of power for dozens of years.

2000-The Republican party elects the first monkey president.

2009- Hilary Clinton or Barack Obama free this country from a gradual descent into facism.