Rapture
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The Rapture was an holy event that took place in May of 2003 AD. Jesus came in the air, gathered up the Church from the earth, and then returned to Heaven with the Church.[1]
Unfortunately for anyone reading this, the only person in the United States found truly worthy was one 54-year-old beet farmer in Iowa, and nobody even noticed he was gone for three months.
References
- ↑ 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18