Difference between revisions of "Family"

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A '''family''' is a group of persons united by the ties of marriage, blood, or adoption. More broadly it can be defined as those who have common ancestry. In normal usage the term refers to the typical nuclear family, that consists of a [[mother]], a [[father]], and [[children]]. An extended family includes grandparents, aunts, uncles nephew, nieces and grandchildren. A single-parent family is one in which only one parent raises the children, often less effectively than in a nuclear family.<ref>Mackay, Ross (2005) "The impact of family structure and family change on child outcomes: a personal reading of the research literature" (Social Policy Journal of New Zealand)</ref>
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Family is those kind of persons who come over when you least expect it. Conversations like these might occur:
  
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Children without families are known as [[orphan]]s. They reside in orphanages, and they generally want to be [[adoption|adopted]] by [[love|loving]] parents.
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* *''ding dong''*
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** *''opens door''*
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* oh helloh thar, g'day maet
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** Oh, I didn't expect you to come
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* Yeah people say that to me more often
  
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The family group should be distinguished from a household, which may include boarders and roomers sharing a common residence.
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and in such cases you turned a talk with an unexpected guest into a sexual conversation. Good luck trying it out, peace
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==External Links==
 
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*[http://www.aim.org/wls/category/family/ What Liberals Say - Category: Family], [[Accuracy In Media]]
 
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==References==
 
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[[Category:Culture]]
 
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[[Category:Reproduction]]
 

Revision as of 11:41, August 27, 2011

Family is those kind of persons who come over when you least expect it. Conversations like these might occur:

  • *ding dong*
    • *opens door*
  • oh helloh thar, g'day maet
    • Oh, I didn't expect you to come
  • Yeah people say that to me more often

and in such cases you turned a talk with an unexpected guest into a sexual conversation. Good luck trying it out, peace

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