Difference between revisions of "Road rage"

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<big><big><big><b>You who will block me whoever you are, please try and get the message to Andrew Schlafly.  This wiki needs more truth and less conservative deceit.  That way tey vandals will respect the site more and vandalize less. Really, I mean it!</b></big></big></big>
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'''Road rage''' is violent, retaliatory behavior by a [[automobile|car]] driver in response to the stress of long commutes, frustrating traffic jams, and perceived rude or aggressive driving by others.<ref>http://www.drivers.com/article/462/</ref>
  
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Due to the anger displayed, weapons can and are used; such drivers have been known to pull out guns or knives; crowbars, tools, baseball bats and tree branches have also been employed as weapons; and there have been incidents in which the car itself has been used.  The tragic results are damged vehicles, injured or killed people, and the perpetrators spending many years to life in prison.
  
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<big>'''ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY'''</big>
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"10,037 incidents nationwide from 1990 to 1996 in which aggressive drivers intentionally killed or hurt people or had tried to do so.  More than 200 people died in the incidents, and more than 12,000 were injured. They were shot, stabbed, beaten and run over, among other modes of attack."<ref>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/23/AR2005102301275_2.html</ref>
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[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|center|HAPPY BIRFDAY]]
 
  
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<center>CHORUS:<br>
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== References ==
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He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!<br>
 
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Be careful if you get him pissed!<br>
 
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Ass! Teh Assfly!<br>
 
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He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!<br>
 
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Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,<br>
 
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a wiki-er of words making a mess!<br>
 
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He went to Harvard Law,<br>
 
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he’s dull, a major flaw<br>
 
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Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!<br>
 
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He is teh Assfly!<br>
 
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NARRATOR (Spoken):<br>
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Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?<br>
 
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TEH ASSFLY:<br>
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[[Category:Psychology]]
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I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!<br>
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[[Category:Transportation]]
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I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!<br>
 
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Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!<br>
 
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TEH ASSFLY:<br>
 
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I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!<br>
 
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I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!<br>
 
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I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!<br>
 
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Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!<br>
 
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Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!<br>
 
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Yeah! Yeah!<br>
 
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CHORUS:<br>
 
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He is teh Assfly!<br>
 
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TEH ASSFLY:<br>
 
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Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
 
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My Wiki don't seem to need me!<br>
 
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It's gathered up all these huge jerks,<br>
 
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I don't really know 'bout their work<br>
 
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I don't want no vandalizing,<br>
 
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No, I'm just not sympathizing!<br>
 
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Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
 
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Living like an ass ain't easy!<br>
 
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JIMBO WALES (Spoken):<br>
 
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Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!<br>
 
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He is teh Assfly!<br>
 
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==References==
 
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig&feature=related With apologies to ''Home Movies'']<br>
 
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[http://www.math.sc.edu/~olmoj/heisfranzkafka.html Lyrics]
 

Revision as of 20:02, November 30, 2008

Road rage is violent, retaliatory behavior by a car driver in response to the stress of long commutes, frustrating traffic jams, and perceived rude or aggressive driving by others.[1]

Due to the anger displayed, weapons can and are used; such drivers have been known to pull out guns or knives; crowbars, tools, baseball bats and tree branches have also been employed as weapons; and there have been incidents in which the car itself has been used. The tragic results are damged vehicles, injured or killed people, and the perpetrators spending many years to life in prison.

"10,037 incidents nationwide from 1990 to 1996 in which aggressive drivers intentionally killed or hurt people or had tried to do so. More than 200 people died in the incidents, and more than 12,000 were injured. They were shot, stabbed, beaten and run over, among other modes of attack."[2]

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