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The vena cavae are the two largest veins in the body; they carry oxygen-poor blood to the heart. The superior vena cava brings blood from the upper parts of the body and from the arms, and the inferior vena cava brings blood from the lower portion of the body.

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-[[Image:Conservlogo.png|right|thumb|250px|Conservative?]]
+The '''vena cavae''' are the two largest [[veins]] in the body; they carry [[oxygen]]-poor [[blood]] to the heart. The superior vena cava brings blood from the upper parts of the body and from the arms, and the inferior vena cava brings blood from the lower portion of the body.
-'''Conservapedia''' is the wiki-based online encyclopedia project that perpetuates itself to be "the trustworthy encyclopedia." Little do its poor, misguided editors realize, however, that Conservapedia is actually rife with '''stinking ''liberal'' bias and viewpoints.''' While its creator, [[Andrew Schlafly]] <ref>Using the internet name Arsefly</ref>, wears an elaborate facade of the archetypical conservative: overt piety, disapproval of so-called "science," and hatred for all things liberal, his ''liberal'' stance is clear.
-==History==
-[[Image:Conservapedia.PNG|thumb|150px|Conservapedia in its true, ''liberal'' form.]]
-Conservapedia was created as a seemingly trustworthy encyclopedia by Andrew Schlafly, extolling the values our great nation was built upon; independence, personal responsibility, self-interest<ref>...and obedience to authority</ref> as well as [[Freedom of Expression|freedom of the press]]<ref>Go Fox News!</ref> and [[Creationism|freedom of religion]].<ref>You know which one</ref> It began in 2006, supposedly with the grand vision of expunging the rampant liberal bias from but one small site on the internet. Perhaps the vision was too grand, but it is far more likely that Schlafly himself is to blame. It is not that he is not conservative, just that he has never had the nerve to do [[genocide|what was necessary]] to keep the liberal scoundrels, which clearly penetrate all aspects of the internet, in line.
-At first, only US citizens with [[fascism|conservative viewpoints]] were able to find the site, and register for accounts. This is because conservatives are naturally smarter, and more physically attractive than everyone else, although it is still not 100% clear which page in the Bible indicates how the latter normal feature of all conservatives factored into their ability to find the site. For this brief time things were pious, clean, and morally sound &ndash; there was even room for some of that good old-fashioned [[Slavery|southern hospitality]] and [[racism|charm]]. However, this utopia could not last.
-Soon, some conservatives who may have been slightly more socially liberal and who agreed with some American democrats on one or two issues began to discover the site. In other words, everything was ruined. They thought they could make Conservapedia more "fair," and soon the rivers of "fact"<ref>Ronald Reagan once said "Facts are stupid things." ''Ronald Reagan'' said it. It's true. It's not a fact, though. They're stupid.</ref> &ndash; nothing more than filth, and yes, even '''''liberal deceit''''' &ndash; began to flow freely.
-Andrew Schlafly tried to slow this inevitability. Banning anonymous editing was a step in the correct direction, as it is clear that all anonymous IPs have a strong liberal bias. However, when banning ''liberal'' vandals, many of which had made as much as '''one''' mistake, administrators often distributed bans only lasting for ''5 measly years''. In Texas, mistakes warrant the death penalty! True conservatives are "tough on crime," and Mr. Schlafly was clearly not tough on crime.
-Before long, Conservapedia contained articles about such falsities as "Evolution," which isn't real, "Homosexuality," which isn't real, either, and "Bacon," which, despite being real, is far more delicious than it is portrayed by the liberal dogs that wrote the article about it.
-In recent times, Conservapedia has degenerated into little more than a melting pot of heathens and sodomites. If this corruption by liberals continues, it is assured that soon even the Bible will no longer be considered a pure source of factual information.
-[[Image:Gunsandgod.jpg‎|left|thumb|The problem isn't that Conservapedia is pro-gun and pro-Jesus. It is. The problem is that Conservapedia isn't pro-gun and pro-Jesus ''enough''.]]
-==Wiki: the Communist Manifesto==
-The format called the "wiki", being based on collaborative contributions by many contributors, is the opposite of good, clean, American Conservative values. It is, simply, collectivization in disguise.
-Real Conservative internet sites, like Worldnetdaily, use laissez-faire competition, ''not'' collaboration, for their pages. Conservapedia is a wiki, and wikis depend on the input of the common worker for their content. Therefore, Conservapedia, and its Conservapedian proletariat supporters, is a Commie-pinko front for liberal values.
-''Comrade'' Schlafly says that Wikipedia is six times more liberal than the American public, but statistics show that members of Conservapedia are, on average, more than ''eleven times more liberal'' than ''real'' Americans!<ref>No references needed here, it's painfully obvious!</ref>
-Worse, Politburo Chief Schlafly wants to take the internet in a worldwide revolution of so-called "Conservative values". Luckily, real Conservatives see through his paper thin disguise, and point out that under his no-clothes this self styled Emperor is a dirty, naked liberal.
-Some critics have pointed out that the dictionary definitions for communism and liberalism are two quite different things. Real Conservative critics, in turn, reply that neither communism nor liberalism are Conservatism. Therefore, they're both the same thing; enemies of Conservatives. Besides, real Conservatives don't own dictionaries. They don't need them.<ref>Definitions are for University professors and Blue States.</ref>
-==Christian values???==
-[[Image:603px-Sputnikteck.jpg|right|thumb|Andrew Schlafly, shown connecting the Conservapedia server to the internet. Just out of frame, Phyllis Schlafly (his mother and a "conservative" activist) is burning an American flag.]]
-<span class=plainlinks>Another example of the rampant liberalism in Conservapedia is its unwillingness to ban people for the amount of time that God would have wanted. As it states in Holy Scripture, {{cquote|And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having none.|4=Matt 18:9}}
-Or, the more direct quote:
-{{cquote|I hadeth seen thine liberal[istic] editing on Conservapedia and I willith wish thee a fine time in hell, for thee knoweth that is where thee belong.  Thine edits are a disgrace and blasphemies mine-ith teachings.|4=Joseph 4:20}}
-In other words, it's better to be saved than sorry. God's ban is a permaban. The Bible doesn't lie.<ref>It's inerrant. Obviously.</ref> Unfortunately, Conservapedia refuses to ban Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and Buddhists for any length of time even close to what God would have wanted. One Jewish user was blocked for [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Conservative&page=User%3AJewishguy 5 years]. Five puny years! That's not even ''close'' to the eternity of hellfire that all sinners in the wrong religions will endure! And that was after a warning. Does God give warnings? No, he smites. Not only that, but the Jewish user, was subsequently [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jewishguy unblocked]! Obviously, ''Rabbi'' Schlafly was in on this, and is perpetuating a degradation of true Christian values.</span>
-<span class=plainlinks>Similarly way-too-short blocks were issued to users like [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Hindu this Hindu], [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:LefthandedJew this Jew], [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3AIpblocklist&action=search&limit=&ip=Voodoonomics this Voodoo], [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jewsdidwtc this Jew], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jewsus this Jew]. Clearly, ''Imam-High Priest-Brahmin-Witch doctor-Guru-Rastafarian-Rabbi'' Schlafly lacks any sort of true Christian morality.</span>
-==Promises of Conservapedia in Christian Scripture==
-===In Revelation, the book wherein basically everything is promised if you try hard enough===
-{{cquote|...I saw a woman seated on a scarlet beast that was covered with blasphemous names, with seven heads and ten horns|4=Rv 17:3}}
-This states that God promises that one day, a great beast shall rise up from whence he was banished, and he would be great.  This beast, clearly, is the beast of '''liberal pussy communist bastards'''.  Further symbolizing them is the fact that a ''woman'' is seated on it.  A '''''WOMAN!!!'''''  Who is, by the way, not in the kitchen.  What does this tell us?  That avarice and inhumanity will rise.  Later in this chapter, we get a promise of a savior:
-{{cquote|...but the Lamb will conquer them, for he is Lord of lords and king of kings...|4=Rv 17:14}}
-THIS IS CONSERVAPEDIA!  It will crush the disgusting insurrection of the moralless beast, restore the gross misogyny and tyranny that God would want.  Conservapedia: killing beasts and harlots since before Angels and Airwaves were born.
-[[Image:Bible2.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's conception of Conservapedia 1.0, which WILL beat Wikipedia 1.0 to the shelves!  Liberal pussy communist bastards...]]
-===In Genesis, which is kinda the opposite of Revelation, but hey!===
-{{cquote|For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.|4=Gn 3:5-6}}
-This seems, at first, to be Conservapedia.  What else could the fruit that teaches all that is true be?  But wait!  God is pissed off now!
-{{cquote|And he said, Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten of the tree, of which I commanded that you should not eat?|4=Gn 3:14}}
-And now it's clear.  These false truths are what God dislikes, these blasphemous lies perpetuated by liberal "scientists," who weren't even homeschooled and are therefore retarded, and then spread by evil websites '''just like Conservapedia.''' We all know who ''else'' presents these false truths; the serpent.  The serpent...or those '''liberal, pussy, pink, socialist, feminist, lesbian, softy, anti-fascist communist bastards.''' And here God promises Conservapedia:
-{{cquote|I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your seed and her seed; it shall strike at your head as you strike at his heel.|4=Gn 3:15}}
-What better representation of Conservapedia than a concept such as enmity?  We will STRIKE at the liberal pussy communist bastards as they attempt to bruise our heels, and we shall slaughter all of them, just as God undoubtedly intended.<ref>Messages of peace and love in the Bible are metaphorical or anecdotal, what God really wants is genocide of all liberals.</ref>
-==Drawing the obligatory conclusions==
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-<div style="margin-left: 60px;">For those who want their "facts" presented to them with rampant liberal bias, the pinko cowards at [[Conservapedia]] have an article about <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia Conservapedia]</span></div>
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-And so, all in all, it is painfully clear from the above-cited evidence that the website Conservapedia is an abhorrent, liberal scourge of the internet. The very fact that its misnomer of a name falsely claims conservative beliefs is itself evidence of the website's glaring liberal deceptions. Perhaps Mr. Schlafly had a better vision in mind when he spawned Conservapedia, but he should know that pride is one of the seven deadly sins, just as sloth, wrath, evolution, and premarital wanking are.<ref>Little-known honorable mentions for the seven deadly sins included homosexuality, liberalism, questioning any established institutions, and the female orgasm.</ref> Mr. Schlafly's ''pride'' deceived him into thinking that the internet has any hope of supporting clean, family, ''Christian'' values, and because of that he is an ignorant stupid liberal pinko commie left-wing tax-raising media-supporting ignorant stupid liberal. And he is going to Hell. A website as conservative as this surely has the authority to make that judgment.
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 http://biology.about.com/library/organs/heart/blvenacava.htm
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