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'''Elves''' are often found in fantasy books, such as [[Eragon]], or [[The Lord of the Rings]].  They are also popular in role playing games such as [[Dungeons and Dragons]] and play a role in [[Christmas]].
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'''Elves''' are often found in satanic fantasy books, such as [[Eragon]], or [[The Lord of the Rings]].  They are also popular in role playing games such as [[Dungeons and Dragons]] and play a role in [[Christmas]].
  
 
==[[The Lord of the Rings]] and [[Eragon]]==
 
==[[The Lord of the Rings]] and [[Eragon]]==
  
 
===Description===
 
===Description===
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Elves are portrayed as being slimmer and more agile than any being. They have pointed ears and both male and female are extremely attractive. Elves are users of magic and are immortal. Elves are usually native to the forest and wear green and brown clothing.
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Elves are portrayed as being slimmer and more agile than any being. They are usually [[bisexual]]. They have pointed ears and both male and female are extremely attractive but androgynous. Elves are users of magic and are immortal. Elves are usually native to the forest and wear green and brown clothing.
  
 
===Powers===
 
===Powers===
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==Christmas==
 
==Christmas==
  
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Elves make toys for Santa to give to all the children at Christmas time. They are much smaller than humans, and also have pointy ears.
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Elves during Christmas time come from the [[pagan]] Roman ritual of "Saturnalia," which the Roman [[Catholic]] Church appropriated in an attempt to convert the pagans. They are vile, demonic creatures; in pagan myths, they would [[rape]] young boys.
  
  
 
[[Category: Fantasy]]
 
[[Category: Fantasy]]

Revision as of 18:51, December 4, 2007

Elves are often found in satanic fantasy books, such as Eragon, or The Lord of the Rings. They are also popular in role playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons and play a role in Christmas.

The Lord of the Rings and Eragon

Description

Elves are portrayed as being slimmer and more agile than any being. They are usually bisexual. They have pointed ears and both male and female are extremely attractive but androgynous. Elves are users of magic and are immortal. Elves are usually native to the forest and wear green and brown clothing.

Powers

In comparison to humans elves are stronger in spirit and in limb and have an exceptional constitution and endurance. When they grow older they seldom get weaker, instead they become wiser and even more fair. Elven senses, especially of hearing and sight, are much keener and intense than those of Men. Elves, like humans, may also die when they are wounded severely, but in general elves heal very fast when they are tended to quickly.


Dungeons & Dragons

Elves are also slimmer and more agile than humans with pointy ears, but while they live for long periods of time, they are not immortal, and they have inferior constitution. They are especially skilled with bows and swords and have strong charm and sleep resistance.


Christmas

Elves during Christmas time come from the pagan Roman ritual of "Saturnalia," which the Roman Catholic Church appropriated in an attempt to convert the pagans. They are vile, demonic creatures; in pagan myths, they would rape young boys.