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-Ezekiel Bulver is the inventor and patron saint of "Bulverism", the practice of assuming someone is wrong (even if he's not) and speculating endlessly on what made him go wrong.
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-In the course of the last fifteen years I have found this vice so common that I have had to invent a name for it. I call it “Bulverism.” Some day I am going the write the biography of its imaginary inventor, Ezekiel Bulver, whose destiny was determined at the age of five when he heard his mother say to his father - who had been maintaining that two sides of a triangle were together greater than the third - “Oh, you say that because you are a man.” “At that moment,” E. Bulver assures us, “there flashed across my opening mind the great truth that refutation is no necessary part of argument. Assume your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. Attempt to prove that he is wrong or (worse still) try to find out whether he is wrong or right, and the national dynamism of our age will thrust you to the wall.” That is how Bulver became one of the makers of the Twentieth Century.
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-==External links==
-*[http://www.barking-moonbat.com/God_in_the_Dock.html biographical sketch] in an essay by Christian author [[C.S. Lewis]]