New Zealand

New Zealand is part of Oceania.

New Zealand is part of Oceania.

New Zealand is a tiny island near Austria.

History

New Zealand was historically known as "Zealand" by the aboriginies. They did nothing except sleep, eat and coppulate, and have therefore no History since they were so primitive.

Then the settlers came from Great-Britain and Australia, and civilised the place by killing the aboriginies and destroying their primitive art.

The settlers called the island "New-Zealand", and nothing happened until the year 2000, when Lord of the Rings finalyl gave this little island some much needed recognition.

Geography

New-Zealand is East of Austria, South of China, and North of Antartica.

Culture

New Zealand does not have any culture. But it does have a lof of sheep. So much, that humans are in fact a specie minority, recognised as such by the Statute on Specie Minority 1986, Act of Parliament. Human beings therefore have special rights over the animal majority, including, but not exclusively, the right to molest and and get married to sheep.

New Zealand is of course famous for the Lord of the Rings movies, where the locals were hired to play the "Orcs". The epic struggle can be understood in more detail by reading the book "The Lord of the Rings", or the movie "The Lord of the Rings". Since the trilogy was finished, New Zealand has drifted back into obscurity, and has even been erased from most World Maps.

File:Sheep.jpeg A local

File:Middle-earth-film.jpeg New-Zealand