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I nominate this for FA (Funny Article) status. I've seen koalas mating on Animal Planet, and imaging a fiercer, more virile version of the same, riding in kangaroos like some kind of marsupial Master Blaster, takes my breath away.--[[User:All Fish Welcome|All Fish Welcome]] 00:36, 18 April 2007 (EDT) | I nominate this for FA (Funny Article) status. I've seen koalas mating on Animal Planet, and imaging a fiercer, more virile version of the same, riding in kangaroos like some kind of marsupial Master Blaster, takes my breath away.--[[User:All Fish Welcome|All Fish Welcome]] 00:36, 18 April 2007 (EDT) | ||
| − | == How did they get to Australia? == | + | == How did they get to Australia? I'll tell you == |
Obviously the kangaroos (with the other marsupials in their pouches) climbed on the back of the salt water crocodiles to cross the big flood. The echidnas had to make their own arrangements though as they were too prickly to share a pouch with. Hence the proverb "I can't live with a bunch of pricks like you". | Obviously the kangaroos (with the other marsupials in their pouches) climbed on the back of the salt water crocodiles to cross the big flood. The echidnas had to make their own arrangements though as they were too prickly to share a pouch with. Hence the proverb "I can't live with a bunch of pricks like you". | ||
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How did they get to Australia?
How exactly did the koalas get to Australia after the big flood? I thought that Noah landed his ark in the Urartian Mountains. That's in Armenia. Not by Australia. So could someone please explain to me how they got there!! I really don't think that kangaroos could have carried them in there pouches the whole way. How could the kangaroo hop over the ocean?
Ridiculous premise...
So Koalas jumped into Kangaroo pouches to make the journey to Australia? Conservapedia is one of the silliest, most ridiculous things on the web. Didn't I give you eyes, ears and hands to experience the world for yourselves? As your Good God Almighty I ask you to resist falling for the idiocy promoted by others. Use your brains and learn from your own experiences. The bible was written and promoted by people in their quest for the domination of others. I had nothing to do with it. So, wake up, smell the roses, use your eyes to see the truth that surrounds you and then use your hands and hearts to build a better future for our planet, your human kind and all the creatures of my creation.
Nomination
I nominate this for FA (Funny Article) status. I've seen koalas mating on Animal Planet, and imaging a fiercer, more virile version of the same, riding in kangaroos like some kind of marsupial Master Blaster, takes my breath away.--All Fish Welcome 00:36, 18 April 2007 (EDT)
How did they get to Australia? I'll tell you
Obviously the kangaroos (with the other marsupials in their pouches) climbed on the back of the salt water crocodiles to cross the big flood. The echidnas had to make their own arrangements though as they were too prickly to share a pouch with. Hence the proverb "I can't live with a bunch of pricks like you".