Difference between revisions of "Incest"

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"Incest is intimate relations between relatives or in-laws within a degree that prohibits marriage between them." ^[1]

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-Incest is best. You effing rednecks can't deny that now can you!
+"'''Incest''' is intimate relations between relatives or in-laws within a degree that prohibits [[marriage]] between them." <ref>http://www.saintaquinas.com/mortal_sin.html</ref>
-Rouge and Roger were celebrating a naked Valentine's Day together. Rouge had cooked a hot dinner and they ate high on shrooms by candlelight.
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-"My darling," Roger said, stroking Rouge's butt, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Rouge. "It is but a nervous token of my awesome love."
-Rouge opened the box. Inside was a hard snake! She gazed at it nicely. Then she gazed at Roger nicely. "It's crazy," Rouge said. "Come here and let me hump you."
-Just then, a retarded crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a dumb moron. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a hard voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
-Roger read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
-They stared at each other deeply as the crone cackled some more. Rouge's boobs began to tremble. Then Roger shrugged, pulled out a haki, and hit the crone on her ass. She fell over dead.
-"Problem solved!" Roger said and kissed Rouge swiftly. "This is a red Valentine's Day!"
-They nakedly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
-And then they humped each other all night long.
-The End.