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A '''statistical impossibility''' is a probability that is so low as to not be worthy of mentioning. Sometimes it is quoted as 1X10^-50<ref>[http://www.evolutionthelie.com/probability-statistics/life-from-non-life-is-a-statistical-impossibility/ Evolution the lie; statistical impossibility]</ref> although the cutoff is inherently arbitrary. Although not truly impossible the probability is low enough so as to not bear mention in a rational, reasonable argument.
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Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Dragon
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Overwhelming strength, vanquishing all weakness
 
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Uncompromising power, to manifest my will
 
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A fierce presence, in the face of my enemies
 
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Dreadfully protective, a shield for those I care about
 
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May its fire burn in my spirit, keeping the black flame bright
 
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Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Serpent
 
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Possessing ancient wisdom, creative in my solitude
 
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Believably cunning, so I can make my way in life
 
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Extremely ruthless, when people attack
 
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In constant renewal, rising each day prepared to do your work
 
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May its venom run through my soul, till it consumes me
 
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Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Peacock
 
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Prideful in appearance, always showing off my beauty
 
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Immortal spirit, living on throughout the ages
 
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Steadfast in everything, willing to go anywhere necessary
 
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Regal in stature, a presence to be reckoned with
 
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May its essence fill my body, making every step one of confidence
 
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Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Raven
 
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Forever watchful, never ceasing to observe those around me
 
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Highly intelligent, knowing what to do in every situation
 
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A spiritual figure, so I can teach others about you
 
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Master of death, embracing it when my time has come
 
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May its darkness surround me, where every living being will feel you with me
 
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Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Goat
 
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Stubborn in the face of adversary, never thwarted in my goals
 
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Fearless in the face of fear, doing what others dare not
 
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Courageous without limits, climbing every mountain in my way
 
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Wild to the point of abandon, free to be who I am meant to be
 
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May its energy ignite my faith and desire, forever holding high the horns of Baphomet
 
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Satan’s Temple
 
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Black candles burning… Satan invoked
 
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Sigils drawn… flesh is cut
 
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An offering is made in the Master’s name
 
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I have given you, Satan, my life force
 
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My blood spilt for your victory
 
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Come into me as I open myself
 
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Your essence consumes my soul
 
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I am yours… forever and eternally
 
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How could I love anyone more than you… it is not possible
 
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I live for you
 
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My body is yours to make your will manifest
 
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My mind I have given for you to create what you desire us to know
 
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My spirit declares your glory
 
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My soul is my ultimate sacrifice to you, my Master
 
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Satan, you fill my mind and transform me
 
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Darkness overcomes me, and I bask in its infernal pleasures
 
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Your presence surrounds me, therefore I am never alone
 
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With bended knee before your altar
 
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I have made eternal oaths that can never be broken
 
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May you always be glorified in everything I do
 
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Foundations have been shifted as you work in my life
 
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Where there once was light… there is darkness
 
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Where there was stagnation… now there is chaos
 
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Where there once was love… is hatred
 
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Satan, I am your temple
 
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I feel your presence increasing within me
 
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When people look at me, they see you
 
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As they feel me, they feel you
 
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I anoint them with my blood
 
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And when they drink of me, they drink of you
 
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I praise you eternally, Lord Satan
 
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Prince of Darkness, Ancient Serpent
 
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You are great and majestic
 
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With a beauty that shines more than the sun
 
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And darker than the deepest hole in the universe
 
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I embrace your darkness, I embrace your light
 
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With you, I have all I need
 
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Ave Satani!
 
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PRAYER FOR SATANIST LEADERS
 
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Lord Satan
 
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Mighty One
 
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Wisdom Incarnate, Speaker of Knowledge
 
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I ask that you bestow your blessings on the leaders of our Satanic Community
 
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Guide us, so we will serve you in the ways that you desire
 
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Give us strength, to keep us going when things get tough
 
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Bestow upon us wisdom, so we will know what to do in all situations
 
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Inspire us to encourage one another, instead of tear each other down
 
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So we will use our words to bless instead of curse
 
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Yet push us to stand tall when we face things that are wrong
 
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To fight if we have to, yet strive for peace
 
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Help us, Father, to be there for your children-both the adept and the new
 
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To guide them in learning what you have for them
 
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To encourage them not to follow anyone but you and to find their own path
 
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Let us not forget what it was like when we first came to you
 
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How you were gentle, kind and patient
 
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May we follow in your footsteps
 
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To love as you love, teach as you teach
 
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We are happy to be your servant; reveal to us the hidden things
 
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Try us; so we may be worthy of your affairs that you place in our hands
 
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Bestow on us your covenant as we trust in you
 
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Let us receive your counsel, not acting unless it is your will
 
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It is an honour to serve you, Lord Satan
 
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Thank you for choosing us
 
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May our lives be devoted to you; may we be a reflection of who you are to the world
 
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Watch over us and bless your people
 
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Lord and Mighty Satan, may it be done according to your will
 
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PRAYER OF THANKS
 
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Satan
 
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For all the things you mean to me, I thank you
 
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For the joy in my heart, the life in my spirit, I give you thanks
 
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Satan, Father, you give me a reason to live
 
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You give my life meaning
 
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Every day is a treasure in which you encourage me to grow
 
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You nudge me to enjoy every minute
 
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The signs you give me, I treasure
 
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The dreams you send, they guide me
 
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Your presence reassures me I am not alone, for that there are no words
 
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Energy you give when I am weak
 
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Strength you pour into my being when I must walk the difficult walk
 
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When I am sad, you comfort me
 
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When people hurt me, you let me know you are on my side
 
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You are everything I will ever need
 
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You're my Father, who I go to with everything
 
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My Teacher, who guides me in all knowledge
 
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My Protector, when I am in danger
 
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My Creator, who made me who I am
 
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And above all, Satan, you are my God with whom I will spend eternity
 
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Thank you, with all my heart
 
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Thank you, from the depths of my spirit
 
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Thank you, with all that I am
 
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Prayer of the Satanic Warrior
 
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Oh Satan, you give us the power to trample the remnants of Christianity that is left in this world
 
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Fill us with your essence
 
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Let it run through our veins, our souls, our minds… our entire being
 
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We trample on the cross... we spit upon the book of lies... we desecrate the virgin whore
 
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Forever standing proud against the Abrahamic ‘god’
 
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We blaspheme his holy spirit and laugh at his suffering
 
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Inspiring those in shackles to break free from his tyrant ways
 
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Entice them to take that precious bite, where they will be delivered forevermore
 
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You are the mighty one, Lord Satan
 
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And have bestowed upon us the knowledge that has made us what we are today
 
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We hail your name and stand strong with you for all eternity
 
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Inspire us even further to do the work you have for us
 
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To be warriors for you in this world and beyond
 
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Standing up to our enemies and yours alike
 
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We honour you through our words, our actions, our thoughts
 
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Each day that we live upon this earth, may we grow stronger in wisdom and in our love for you
 
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You are our Father, our Teacher, our Muse, our Everything
 
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We have taken your mark in dedication
 
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And the universe will know that we are yours
 
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Place your mighty hand upon us and lead us further down your infernal path
 
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Hail Satan!
 
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PRAYER FOR EMOTIONAL HEALING
 
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When insecurity hits me like a raging wind
 
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Be with me, Father Satan
 
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When doubt strikes me like lightning
 
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Remind me of truth
 
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When fear over powers me
 
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Hold me in your wing, Great Dragon
 
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If pain grabs me like a claw
 
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Heal me, with your mighty power
 
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When depression fills me as water in a well
 
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Shower my soul with joy, Beautiful Peacock Angel
 
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Anxiety creeps through my mind, taking over my thoughts
 
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Place me on solid ground
 
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When I feel I am not good enough,
 
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Make my spirit shine as a star, Wise Serpent
 
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And if I feel that it is too hard to go on
 
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Give me strength
 
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Prayer Upon Waking
 
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At the start of this new day, Lord Lucifer
 
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My thoughts are of you and I know you are with me
 
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I give this day to you
 
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Lead me to walk your path without hesitation
 
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To places where I will gain wisdom
 
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To sources where I will gain knowledge
 
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And where I can make a difference for you
 
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Push me so that no minute will be lost to laziness, inactivity or boredom
 
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So I will be the best that I can be in all areas of my life
 
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Watch over me this day
 
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Protect me from my enemies
 
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Wherever I am, may people see you in me
 
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And in everything I do, may you be honoured
 
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Prayer Before Sleep
 
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At the end of this day, Lord Satan
 
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I thank you for each gift that you have bestowed upon me
 
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For teaching me ancient ways
 
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For experiences both good and bad that has made me stronger
 
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For the people you have taught me through
 
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For the pleasures in which I have partaken
 
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As I sleep, I ask that I may enter your dark realm
 
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So that I may be in your unholy presence
 
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Guide me, Satan, unto yourself
 
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And may I be forever grasped in your mighty wings
 

Revision as of 15:10, April 7, 2012

A statistical impossibility is a probability that is so low as to not be worthy of mentioning. Sometimes it is quoted as 1X10^-50[1] although the cutoff is inherently arbitrary. Although not truly impossible the probability is low enough so as to not bear mention in a rational, reasonable argument.