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Fermions are particles with half-integer spin that obey the Dirac-Fermi statistics.

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 Fermions are particles with half-integer spin that obey the Dirac-Fermi statistics.
-they are also a major part of:
+[[category: physics]]
-Crap
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-  This Subject smells funny
-...and has been awarded a pine-scented air freshener.
-  Caution: This page is known to be a frequent Fat Albert feasting area
-Fat Albert has been spotted eating here on several occasions.
-It is highly recommended that you hide all ham and baked goods prior to continuing to view this page.
-You have been warned.
-THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE. PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
-This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this.
- PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
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- PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
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-For the Manure, see Katie Melua
-“Perhaps when I grow up, I'll be a famous inventor, and my name will become a household word! ”
-~ young Thomas Crapper, inventor on crap
-“I hate it when mother fuckin' snakes on mother fuckin' planes call me that.”
-~ Samuel L. Jackson on crap
-“It's definitely not Scottish.”
-~ Chris Farley on crap
-“Yo' momma is crap”
-~ the kid next door on Your mom
-“I don't know the crapfully yours.”
-~ Strong Bad on the crapfully yours
-“Crap; Ya' gotta love it!”
-~ Evil Pizza on crap
-“Can you handle as much crap as me? I'm the king of crap!”
-~ Micheal DeLorenzo on the floor
-“In Soviet Russia, things crap YOU!”
-~ Russian Reversal on crap
-“So, man, will that be crap on that pizza, man?”
-~ Pimply Pizza Delivery Boy on crap
-“CRAP!!!!!!!”
-~ Oscar Wilde on Crap
-“Why you lazy crap for crap!!”
-~ Strong Bad on Crap
-“Holy CRAP!!!”
-~ Peter Boyle on Family
-“I pity da fool.”
-~ Mr. T on George W. Bush
-“OMG! CRAAAAAP!!!!”
-~ Big Boss on Crap
-“Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's not wearing any Marzi-pants?”
-~ Monkey D on crap
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-(Fig. 1) - Atomic Structure of Crap Crap
-Symbol: Cp
-Atomic Number: 170
-Atomic Mass: 341.9479 amu
-Crap is the most abundant element in the known universe, 10^56 times more prevalent than the second most common element, Tedium. Crap was originally discovered in 1932 by Niels Bohr, who was voted most boring nuclear physicist of the 20th Century in a recent poll by Discover Magazine.(He was also the unfortunate inventor of self-exploding sandwiches. That is, after he got crap poisoning.) Dr. Leopold Weingart was the first to synthesize pure Crap from nearly 270 tons of Crap ore. Unfortunately, Weingart failed to take the necessary precautions when working with purified Crap, and was soon diagnosed with a "nasty" case of ass cancer, from which he died in agony a few months later. Fortunately there was a crap throwing monkey in his crappy hospital room at the time, greatly lightening the overall crappy mood.
-Crap is unique among the elements, as it is the only one, thus far, found to undergo cold fusion at nearly room temperature (-48 degrees Celsius). This curious attribute likely explains the element's abundance, since Crap can and will combine with various other elements to produce more Crap, as well as more complex molecules.
-This brings us to another of Crap's unusual properties -- everything it touches becomes more crap. In that sense, it's the most crappy substance in the universe.
-Crap is also found to contain astrological cosmic chaos molecular-like structures, which is believed by researchers worldwide to be crap. Scientists someday hope to harness this extraordinary property -- by sacrificing, er, enlisting a steady stream of graduate students, it's hoped that a use can be found for cosmic chaos molecular-like structure.
-Crap is also what people like Chuck E. Cheese, Jimbo Wales, Axl Rose, and President George W. Bush's brains are filled with. A heavy source of most of our crap today comes from Wikipedia.
-[edit] See also
-my butt
-Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crap"
-~1c3w3dg3

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